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Feb 15, 2010 10:58 PM
Bulls vs Blazers for SNES... it didnt even have every team in the NBA! Not to mention nobody could hit a shot, it was like 5 year olds playing as NBA teams.
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Feb 15, 2010 11:00 PM
Jughead wrote: Right here guys.

http://games.adultswim.com/worst-game-ever-twitchy-online-game.html

I mean, it has "Worst Game Ever" in the title. It almost has to be terrible.

Fuck that right in the ear.
Feb 15, 2010 11:00pm
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Feb 15, 2010 11:09 PM
Gods and Generals for PC. Game was incredibly bad. So was the movie, disappointing because I loved the book.
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Feb 15, 2010 11:27 PM
Friday the 13th - NES

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Superman 64.

GOD AWFUL
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Feb 16, 2010 1:13 AM
"Adventure Island" for NES. It might be the queerest game as well...you have a character that looks like Bruce from Family Guy prancing around in a grass skirt and an 80's-style golf hat. If you clear an entire level, you face something that looks like a homoerotic Egyptian god who throws rocks in the style of Uncle Rico or anyone else who doesn't have the wrist strength to throw a ball.
BigAppleBuckeye wrote: "Kid Nicky - Radical Ninja" for the original NES ... that game sucked balls! I remember I saved up my allowance money and had enough for one video game, and nabbed this shitty game over "Blades of Steel." Needless to say, bad call!
I have a similar story, only it involves having to pool money with my brothers. I was outvoted on what game to get....I wanted Legend of Zelda, they wanted Amagon.
Feb 16, 2010 1:13am
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NNN wrote: "Adventure Island" for NES. It might be the queerest game as well...you have a character that looks like Bruce from Family Guy prancing around in a grass skirt and an 80's-style golf hat. If you clear an entire level, you face something that looks like a homoerotic Egyptian god who throws rocks in the style of Uncle Rico or anyone else who doesn't have the wrist strength to throw a ball.


I jus LOL'd
Feb 16, 2010 9:08am
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Feb 16, 2010 9:29 AM
It's easy to google this, but personally here are my top from each system (that I actually played)

PS3 - NBA Live 09 (Bad)
PS2 - NFL 2k 2005
PS1 - Tecmo Bowl
Sega - Shaq Fu
Nintendo - Metal Gear Solid
Feb 16, 2010 9:29am
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Feb 16, 2010 9:42 AM
rydawg5 wrote: It's easy to google this, but personally here are my top from each system (that I actually played)

PS3 - NBA Live 09 (Bad)
PS2 - NFL 2k 2005
PS1 - Tecmo Bowl
Sega - Shaq Fu
Nintendo - Metal Gear Solid
thats weird, i thought NFL 2k5 was one of the best football games i'd ever played
Feb 16, 2010 9:42am
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Feb 16, 2010 10:01 AM
tcarrier32 wrote:
rydawg5 wrote: It's easy to google this, but personally here are my top from each system (that I actually played)

PS3 - NBA Live 09 (Bad)
PS2 - NFL 2k 2005
PS1 - Tecmo Bowl
Sega - Shaq Fu
Nintendo - Metal Gear Solid
thats weird, i thought NFL 2k5 was one of the best football games i'd ever played
It was the one with Urlacher on the cover. I hated it. I was used to EA though.
Feb 16, 2010 10:01am
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Feb 16, 2010 12:16 PM
I think Urlacher was on 2k3.
2k5 had TO on it and is considered by hardcore gamers as one of if not the best football game.
Feb 16, 2010 12:16pm
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Feb 16, 2010 1:18 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: Any soccer game...

Blitz was pretty lame too....
epic fail. FIFA 10 is so much fun.

Blitz is the shit.
Feb 16, 2010 1:18pm
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Feb 16, 2010 1:55 PM
osudarby08 wrote:
darbypitcher22 wrote: Any soccer game...

Blitz was pretty lame too....
epic fail. FIFA 10 is so much fun.

Blitz is the shit.
yeah fifa 10 is one of the best sports games ever made...darby jacks off baseball games
Feb 16, 2010 1:55pm
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Feb 16, 2010 3:43 PM
BORIStheCrusher wrote:
The_Crosby_Show wrote: Friday the 13th
lol, that game used to scare me when I played it.
Haha me too. I didn't think it was that bad of a game....

I rented Halo ODST and after playing COD: MW2 prior, I think ODST sucked ass. The controls are dated, you can't aim down your sights, and the characters/ enemies were childish. ODST, YOU SUCK ASS!!!!! Played it for about 5 min and I never want to see that game again....
Feb 16, 2010 3:43pm
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Feb 16, 2010 8:12 PM
COMBAT! for the Atari 2600, if you didnt have someone else to play it with, you were pretty much screwed, because picking off the CPU was like shooting fish in a barrel.

Speaking of shooting....DUCK HUNT. I mean come on, those efffin Ducks can only zig and zag so fast....if I ever saw a duck move like that I would look around for a meth lab, because Ducks just dont do that kind of crap! Who frigging hunts ducks with a bulldog anyhow?
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Feb 16, 2010 8:39 PM
Max Payne sucked
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Feb 17, 2010 1:07 AM
darbypitcher22 wrote:
NNN wrote: "Adventure Island" for NES. It might be the queerest game as well...you have a character that looks like Bruce from Family Guy prancing around in a grass skirt and an 80's-style golf hat. If you clear an entire level, you face something that looks like a homoerotic Egyptian god who throws rocks in the style of Uncle Rico or anyone else who doesn't have the wrist strength to throw a ball.


I jus LOL'd
If you think I'm kidding, here's 6:40 that proves I'm not.

Feb 17, 2010 1:07am
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Feb 17, 2010 1:41 AM
NNN wrote:
darbypitcher22 wrote:
NNN wrote: "Adventure Island" for NES. It might be the queerest game as well...you have a character that looks like Bruce from Family Guy prancing around in a grass skirt and an 80's-style golf hat. If you clear an entire level, you face something that looks like a homoerotic Egyptian god who throws rocks in the style of Uncle Rico or anyone else who doesn't have the wrist strength to throw a ball.


I jus LOL'd
If you think I'm kidding, here's 6:40 that proves I'm not.

I loved that game.
Feb 17, 2010 1:41am
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Feb 19, 2010 2:22 PM
Those Video Game Nerd Pieces are Hilarious. I spent like an hour watching them the other day.
Feb 19, 2010 2:22pm
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Feb 19, 2010 3:52 PM
bigkahuna wrote: Those Video Game Nerd Pieces are Hilarious. I spent like an hour watching them the other day.
Glad somebody watched them. I like the Superman 64 one and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Oh, and Bible Games.
Feb 19, 2010 3:52pm
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Feb 19, 2010 3:56 PM
Twisted Metal Black for PS2. The original on PS1 was so awesome I couldn't wait to buy Black. It was horrible.

I too hated Blitz but it was very popular. Soccer games are typically fun to play even thought I hate soccer.
Feb 19, 2010 3:56pm
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Feb 19, 2010 4:07 PM
NNN wrote: I have a similar story, only it involves having to pool money with my brothers. I was outvoted on what game to get....I wanted Legend of Zelda, they wanted Amagon.
Oh...shit...my utmost condolences, man. I've played Amagon. Little dweeby guy with a gun allows gamers to live out their homoerotic bestiality fantasies by transforming into super-buff muscleman and exerting their rapetacular alpha-male will on many half-man/half-animal creatures. And aliens at the end. Somehow, this didn't translate to the greatest game ever, showing that the people who designed/programmed it were completely incompetent.
rydawg5 wrote: PS1 - Tecmo Bowl
If it wasn't for my marriage, I'd consider this game to be the biggest disappointment in my life.


A couple really shitty ones I played.

Hydlide: It's kind of like Zelda...if that game was designed by the Downs kid from that old Life Goes On series.

Deadly Towers: It would have been a fairly short, dull, but not that offensive adventure...except for the many absolutely huge dungeons that you get warped into via invisible portals. If this happens early in the game, you will die. If this happens late in the game, you'll walk around aimlessly for five or six hours until you get lucky and find the exit or slit your wrists.

Everything by Color Dreams: They were a group that released unlicensed games for the NES. They all sucked. Part of this was because the designers were retards. The other part was because, from what I've read, they had two "game testers" who were the sort of obnoxious nerd who has no life outside games and thinks everything is too easy. Which led to these games being made impossibly cheap and difficult so they would pass the "fat loser with no life" test.
Feb 19, 2010 4:07pm