For Valentine's Day---50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

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Feb 14, 2010 12:18 PM
Can we come up with 50 ways as per the song?

RULES (reading comprehension test):
1) Number your "way" as we go (1 to 50)
2) ONLY ONE "WAY" PER POST...you may post again, but someone must post in between.
3) Each "way" must rhyme and end in a name. (e.g. 'slip out the back , Jack)
4) You may use lines from the song, BUT NO REPEATS.

I'll start....
1) Slip out the Back, Jack
Feb 14, 2010 12:18pm
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Feb 14, 2010 12:26 PM
(2) Make a new plan, Stan.

Unfortunately hitsrus, I'm guessing many people don't know the song you are referring to. And probably several don't know who Paul Simon is.
Feb 14, 2010 12:26pm
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Feb 14, 2010 12:26 PM
2. cheat, pete
Feb 14, 2010 12:26pm
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Feb 14, 2010 12:48 PM
we'll take "cheat, Pete" for #3

As per Manhattan Buckeye...her's the beginning of the song

"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free


and with that

#4) No need to be coy, Roy
Feb 14, 2010 12:48pm
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Feb 14, 2010 12:52 PM
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Some people may need the help
Feb 14, 2010 12:52pm
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Feb 14, 2010 1:26 PM
#5 - Punch her dad in the face, Chase.
Feb 14, 2010 1:26pm
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Feb 14, 2010 1:32 PM
6) Bang her sister, mister
Feb 14, 2010 1:32pm
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Feb 14, 2010 1:37 PM
7) I made your sister moan, Joan.
Feb 14, 2010 1:37pm
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Feb 14, 2010 1:39 PM
8) Curbstomp the bitch, Mitch.
Feb 14, 2010 1:39pm
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Feb 14, 2010 1:40 PM
9) Put it in the wrong hole, Joel
Feb 14, 2010 1:40pm
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Feb 14, 2010 1:42 PM
10) Mushroom-stamp the ho, Joe.
Feb 14, 2010 1:42pm
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Feb 14, 2010 1:50 PM
11) Touch her sister's clitoris, Deloris.
Feb 14, 2010 1:50pm
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Feb 14, 2010 1:52 PM
12) Piss in her eye, Guy.
Feb 14, 2010 1:52pm
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Feb 14, 2010 1:55 PM
13) Hop on the bus, Gus.
Feb 14, 2010 1:55pm
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Feb 14, 2010 2:09 PM
14) Suck a guys dick, Dick
Feb 14, 2010 2:09pm
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Feb 14, 2010 2:14 PM
15) Shit in the bed, Ted.


UA...#14 cracked me up! LOL! Well done!
Feb 14, 2010 2:14pm
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Feb 14, 2010 2:31 PM
16) Just take a hike, mike.
Feb 14, 2010 2:31pm
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Feb 14, 2010 2:32 PM
17) Do another chick on her lawn, John.
Feb 14, 2010 2:32pm
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Feb 14, 2010 2:44 PM
18) Just do her mom, Tom.
Feb 14, 2010 2:44pm
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Feb 14, 2010 2:44 PM
19) indulge your whim, Jim
Feb 14, 2010 2:44pm
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Feb 14, 2010 3:03 PM
20.) Jizz in her eye, Ty.
Feb 14, 2010 3:03pm
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Feb 14, 2010 3:14 PM
sherm03 wrote: 15) Shit in the bed, Ted.


UA...#14 cracked me up! LOL! Well done!
haha thanks! that must be quite a compliment coming from a comedian!!
Feb 14, 2010 3:14pm
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Feb 14, 2010 3:57 PM
21) Fart while she's giving you head, Fred.
UA5straightin2008 wrote: haha thanks! that must be quite a compliment coming from a comedian!!
I'm not sure what made me laugh harder about it...the gay joke, or that you rhymed dick with Dick. LOL! Either way...funny shit.
Feb 14, 2010 3:57pm
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Feb 14, 2010 4:02 PM
22.- Have another lick your meat, Pete
Feb 14, 2010 4:02pm
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Feb 14, 2010 4:48 PM
23. Pop her asshole cherry, larry
Feb 14, 2010 4:48pm