For Valentine's Day---50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

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Feb 14, 2010 5:11 PM
24) Suggest the two of you and another chick, Mick.
Feb 14, 2010 5:11pm
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Feb 14, 2010 5:21 PM
25) Tell a dirty story, Morey
Feb 14, 2010 5:21pm
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sherm03

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Feb 14, 2010 5:27 PM
26) Tell her she sucks in the sack, Mack.
Feb 14, 2010 5:27pm
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Feb 14, 2010 5:30 PM
27) Blow a big load of sperm, Sherm
Feb 14, 2010 5:30pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 14, 2010 5:31 PM
27. Throw her in trunk of our car, drive to a remote location douse the car with gas and set it on fire. Listen for her screams through the fiery glow, Joe.
Feb 14, 2010 5:31pm
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sherm03

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Feb 14, 2010 5:42 PM
29) Tell her she got really fat, Matt.
Feb 14, 2010 5:42pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Feb 14, 2010 7:42 PM
30) Tell her that, down there, she's a stinky mess, Wes.
Feb 14, 2010 7:42pm
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commoncents

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Feb 14, 2010 8:01 PM
31) Tell her your Mom serviced my knob, Bob.
Feb 14, 2010 8:01pm
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Feb 14, 2010 8:57 PM
32) Kick her out the sack, Jack
Feb 14, 2010 8:57pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Feb 14, 2010 9:01 PM
Kiss her sheep, Bo Peep
Feb 14, 2010 9:01pm
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Feb 14, 2010 9:24 PM
34. Push her ass off a cliff, Biff
Feb 14, 2010 9:24pm
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BRF

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Feb 14, 2010 9:40 PM
35) Tell her she ain't for shitz, Hits!
Feb 14, 2010 9:40pm
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Feb 14, 2010 9:45 PM
35) take back your ring, Bing
Feb 14, 2010 9:45pm
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Apple

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Feb 14, 2010 10:17 PM
36. You find out she's a closet Steelers fan, Dan.
Feb 14, 2010 10:17pm
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Feb 14, 2010 10:20 PM
37. Run her over with a truck Chuck
Feb 14, 2010 10:20pm
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cam93

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Feb 14, 2010 10:50 PM
punch her in her twat, gus frerotte
Feb 14, 2010 10:50pm
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Feb 14, 2010 11:29 PM
cam93 wrote: punch her in her twat, gus frerotte
:D That made me laugh.
Feb 14, 2010 11:29pm
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sherm03

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Feb 15, 2010 12:53 AM
40) Ditch her at the bar, Lamar.
Feb 15, 2010 12:53am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:55 AM
Chop off her head, Ted.
Feb 15, 2010 12:55am
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Feb 15, 2010 9:47 AM
42) Tell her that her lip is too hairy, Barry.
Feb 15, 2010 9:47am
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Feb 15, 2010 9:52 AM
43)Tell her she's too boney, Tony


C'mon...just 7 more to go!
Feb 15, 2010 9:52am
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Feb 15, 2010 9:59 AM
Lick your own balls, Biggie Smalls
Feb 15, 2010 9:59am
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sherm03

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Feb 15, 2010 10:10 AM
45) Cover her with the sheets and fart, Art.
Feb 15, 2010 10:10am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:09 PM
46) Tell her you don't like what you see, Ernest T
Feb 15, 2010 12:09pm
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Feb 15, 2010 12:14 PM
47) Tell her she needs to tan, Stan
Feb 15, 2010 12:14pm