Spinoff: How terrible were u ur first time?

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Feb 15, 2010 12:44 AM
carpet muncher?
Feb 15, 2010 12:44am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:45 AM
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: Well I'm assuming I was good cause he came lol.

I do know I'm good at other things cause my ex sooooo badly wants me to be her fuck friend. She said I'm the only one who could ever get her off ;)
Will you marry me?
Feb 15, 2010 12:45am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:47 AM
dwccrew wrote:
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: Well I'm assuming I was good cause he came lol.

I do know I'm good at other things cause my ex sooooo badly wants me to be her fuck friend. She said I'm the only one who could ever get her off ;)
Will you marry me?
Haha what do you look like?
Feb 15, 2010 12:47am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:48 AM
Ytowngirlinfla wrote:
dwccrew wrote:
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: Well I'm assuming I was good cause he came lol.

I do know I'm good at other things cause my ex sooooo badly wants me to be her fuck friend. She said I'm the only one who could ever get her off ;)
Will you marry me?
Haha what do you look like?

I can wear a wig if you'd like.
Feb 15, 2010 12:48am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:51 AM
ytown-

which would you like me to be? or it can be both of us just for the story.

Feb 15, 2010 12:51am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:57 AM
The guy is actually cuter than the girl ;)
Feb 15, 2010 12:57am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:57 AM
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: Well I'm assuming I was good cause he came lol.

I do know I'm good at other things cause my ex sooooo badly wants me to be her fuck friend. She said I'm the only one who could ever get her off ;)
are you bi?
Feb 15, 2010 12:57am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:00 AM
girl on girl=GOAT
Feb 15, 2010 1:00am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:01 AM
wtf does goat mean?
Feb 15, 2010 1:01am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:02 AM
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: wtf does goat mean?
greatest of all time lol
Feb 15, 2010 1:02am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:02 AM
Greatest Of All Time
Feb 15, 2010 1:02am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:06 AM
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: Well I'm assuming I was good cause he came lol.

I do know I'm good at other things cause my ex sooooo badly wants me to be her fuck friend. She said I'm the only one who could ever get her off ;)
Feb 15, 2010 1:06am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:07 AM
LOL jackin your weenis?
Feb 15, 2010 1:07am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:08 AM
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: The guy is actually cuter than the girl ;)
Well that guy is yours truly, haha. Although the beard is no longer that manly. I had to get rid of it because of work. I miss it
Feb 15, 2010 1:08am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:08 AM
wildcats20 wrote: Greatest Of All Time
Well, is it true then? Putting you on the spot.
Feb 15, 2010 1:08am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:10 AM
dwccrew wrote:
wildcats20 wrote: Greatest Of All Time
Well, is it true then? Putting you on the spot.
Yes?
Feb 15, 2010 1:10am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:11 AM
wildcats20 wrote:
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wildcats20 wrote: Greatest Of All Time
Well, is it true then? Putting you on the spot.
Yes?
Why the question mark? Unless you didn't know what I meant when I asked if it was true (referring to Fab's post about her on top as GOAT). You must have a foot long donger, because you don't have the brains. :)


kidding
Feb 15, 2010 1:11am
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Feb 15, 2010 1:12 AM
dwccrew wrote:
wildcats20 wrote:
dwccrew wrote:
wildcats20 wrote: Greatest Of All Time
Well, is it true then? Putting you on the spot.
Yes?
Why the question mark? Unless you didn't know what I meant when I asked if it was true (referring to Fab's post about her on top as GOAT). You must have a foot long donger, because you don't have the brains. :)


kidding
LOL I wasn't sure at first. I totally forgot I posted that on the other thread.

But yes, it is true.
Feb 15, 2010 1:12am
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Feb 15, 2010 10:59 AM
dwccrew wrote:
bigkahuna wrote: She just sat there taking it like a plastic fuck doll.


Since she was really shitty at it, it threw me off (I was 16, so I thought she'd be all loud like a porno). After like 5-10mins I was like fuck it and pulled out and she ended up swallowing.
All in all, sounds like it ended in total win for you. 20 internetz for you!

It actually did. I was with the girl on and off for like 5 years (8th grade-frosh year college). We were each others 1st everything. I don't know why, but she/we did EVERYTHING/ANYTHING that I wanted to do...
Feb 15, 2010 10:59am
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Feb 15, 2010 11:43 AM
i went about 3 minutes. considering my first blow job was like 25 seconds, it was a monumental feat for me.
Feb 15, 2010 11:43am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:23 PM
Foul Tip wrote: After eight seconds I was thrown off. I think she was distracted by the clown.
^^^^ WINNER!!
Feb 15, 2010 12:23pm
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Feb 15, 2010 12:52 PM
Don't remember the time because it was awhile ago, but I did my thing and did it well. Long enough to try several positions I had always seen that looked cool. It was the brides maid at my sisters wedding.. 6 years older than me and now has amatuer photos on playboy's site. Needless to say, I should have retired when I was on top (not the position). I've had some good ones, but she takes the cake.
Feb 15, 2010 12:52pm
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Feb 15, 2010 1:51 PM
Wasn't a stud by no means. Lol But I guess after reading some..it wasn't TOO bad..between 10-15 minutes.
Feb 15, 2010 1:51pm