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wes_mantooth

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Feb 14, 2010 6:35 PM
Horrible, I didn't even get it in the right hole. We had ear sex.
Feb 14, 2010 6:35pm
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Tinkertrain

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Feb 14, 2010 6:44 PM
I was quite proud of myself for my first time, i went for about 25 minutes.
Feb 14, 2010 6:44pm
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wes_mantooth

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Feb 14, 2010 6:45 PM
Tinkertrain wrote: I was quite proud of myself for my first time, i went for about 25 minutes.
shit, I have done it hundreds of times and I still don't go for more than 4 mins.
Feb 14, 2010 6:45pm
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fish82

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Feb 14, 2010 8:15 PM
Received very positive feedback....but in hindsight it wasn't good. Been a long time, but I'm guessing around 3-4 minutes.
Feb 14, 2010 8:15pm
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allstar

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Feb 14, 2010 9:15 PM
wes_mantooth wrote: Horrible, I didn't even get it in the right hole. We had ear sex.
+9
I still can't find it.
Feb 14, 2010 9:15pm
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Sage

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Feb 14, 2010 9:18 PM
I tore my mom's vagina. I'd say I was a beast.
Feb 14, 2010 9:18pm
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Feb 14, 2010 9:18 PM
wes_mantooth wrote:
Tinkertrain wrote: I was quite proud of myself for my first time, i went for about 25 minutes.
shit, I have done it hundreds of times and I still don't go for more than 4 mins.
I've done it hundreds of times and haven't hit 25 minutes total.
Feb 14, 2010 9:18pm
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dwccrew

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Feb 14, 2010 9:24 PM
Sage wrote: I tore my mom's vagina. I'd say I was a beast.
So you had sex with your mom your first time?
Feb 14, 2010 9:24pm
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Feb 14, 2010 9:26 PM
dwccrew wrote:
Sage wrote: I tore my mom's vagina. I'd say I was a beast.
So you had sex with your mom your first time?
That's Marion for ya.
Feb 14, 2010 9:26pm
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BORIStheCrusher

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Feb 14, 2010 9:33 PM
I had to piss so bad while we were going at it that I never got mine :( . I probably could have gone forever because of that, plus I was drunk, plus I was strapped. Now the first I did it sober and with no protection is another story; lasted about 30 seconds.
Feb 14, 2010 9:33pm
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Feb 14, 2010 9:43 PM
wes_mantooth wrote: Horrible, I didn't even get it in the right hole. We had ear sex.
That's known as aural sex. ;)
Feb 14, 2010 9:43pm
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Feb 14, 2010 9:45 PM
Writerbuckeye wrote:
wes_mantooth wrote: Horrible, I didn't even get it in the right hole. We had ear sex.
That's known as aural sex. ;)
I've heard that women smile on their wedding day because they know they're never going to give aural sex again.
Feb 14, 2010 9:45pm
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Feb 14, 2010 9:47 PM
I didnt even get off my first time.. We were both virgins, so it wasnt very good.
Feb 14, 2010 9:47pm
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MontyBrunswick

Feb 14, 2010 9:50 PM
sixteen hours
Feb 14, 2010 9:50pm
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Feb 14, 2010 9:50 PM
Pick6 wrote: I didnt even get off my first time.. We were both virgins, so it wasnt very good.
Are you supposed to get off when he puts it in there? :)
Feb 14, 2010 9:50pm
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Fab4Runner

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Feb 14, 2010 9:53 PM
My first time was painful, of course. The guy wasn't a virgin so he did well. It wasn't great but it wasn't terrible.
Feb 14, 2010 9:53pm
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Pick6

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Feb 14, 2010 9:53 PM
dwccrew wrote:
Pick6 wrote: I didnt even get off my first time.. We were both virgins, so it wasnt very good.
Are you supposed to get off when he puts it in there? :)
lmao..im a guy.
Feb 14, 2010 9:53pm
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Feb 14, 2010 9:57 PM
Pick6 wrote:
dwccrew wrote:
Pick6 wrote: I didnt even get off my first time.. We were both virgins, so it wasnt very good.
Are you supposed to get off when he puts it in there? :)
lmao..im a guy.
I know, I still pose the same question to you.
Feb 14, 2010 9:57pm
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Feb 14, 2010 9:57 PM
Both pumps were pretty damned good for me.
Feb 14, 2010 9:57pm
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Foul Tip

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Feb 14, 2010 10:44 PM
After eight seconds I was thrown off. I think she was distracted by the clown.
Feb 14, 2010 10:44pm
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bigkahuna

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Feb 14, 2010 10:52 PM
She just sat there taking it like a plastic fuck doll.


Since she was really shitty at it, it threw me off (I was 16, so I thought she'd be all loud like a porno). After like 5-10mins I was like fuck it and pulled out and she ended up swallowing.
Feb 14, 2010 10:52pm
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Bio-Hazzzzard

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Feb 14, 2010 10:59 PM
Maybe 3 minutes. After you have a kid you would love to have your partner donate 3 minutes of her time.
Feb 14, 2010 10:59pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Feb 14, 2010 11:36 PM
dlazz wrote: sixteen hours
The fifteen hours and fifty-eight minutes spent chasing her around the barnyard don't count, man... :)
Feb 14, 2010 11:36pm
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dwccrew

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Feb 15, 2010 12:32 AM
bigkahuna wrote: She just sat there taking it like a plastic fuck doll.


Since she was really shitty at it, it threw me off (I was 16, so I thought she'd be all loud like a porno). After like 5-10mins I was like fuck it and pulled out and she ended up swallowing.
All in all, sounds like it ended in total win for you. 20 internetz for you!
Feb 15, 2010 12:32am
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Feb 15, 2010 12:43 AM
Well I'm assuming I was good cause he came lol.

I do know I'm good at other things cause my ex sooooo badly wants me to be her fuck friend. She said I'm the only one who could ever get her off ;)
Feb 15, 2010 12:43am