Spinoff: How terrible were u ur first time?

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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Feb 14, 2010 12:07 PM
What was ur total time?

I'm guessing anywhere from 1 minute to 2 minutes.
Not what I expected at all.
Feb 14, 2010 12:07pm
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ohiotiger33

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Feb 14, 2010 12:28 PM
Mine wasn't what I expected for sure, but it lasted a bit longer, I would say in the 8-10 minute range. I was 18 when it happened though, so its probably harder to contain it your first time if you are say 14-16 years old.
Feb 14, 2010 12:28pm
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Feb 14, 2010 12:36 PM
It was an abysmal performance...maybe 5 or 6 pumps and then fired the cannon. I didn't even care, either. I was just glad it happened.
Feb 14, 2010 12:36pm
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Feb 14, 2010 12:38 PM
sherm03 wrote: It was an abysmal performance...maybe 5 or 6 pumps and then fired the cannon. I didn't even care, either. I was just glad it happened.
Did you apologize?
I wasn't much better though, the anticipation was too great. Maybe 2-3 mins tops.
Feb 14, 2010 12:38pm
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Feb 14, 2010 12:53 PM
gerb131 wrote:
sherm03 wrote: It was an abysmal performance...maybe 5 or 6 pumps and then fired the cannon. I didn't even care, either. I was just glad it happened.
Did you apologize?
I wasn't much better though, the anticipation was too great. Maybe 2-3 mins tops.
Nope. I just yelled out, "I win!" and then we both laughed.

I got quite a few more cracks at her over the next few months and definitely improved my game from that first time. Then I dumped her because Christmas was coming up. I was a classy guy like that in high school. LOL.
Feb 14, 2010 12:53pm
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Feb 14, 2010 12:59 PM
sherm03 wrote:
gerb131 wrote:
sherm03 wrote: It was an abysmal performance...maybe 5 or 6 pumps and then fired the cannon. I didn't even care, either. I was just glad it happened.
Did you apologize?
I wasn't much better though, the anticipation was too great. Maybe 2-3 mins tops.
Nope. I just yelled out, "I win!" and then we both laughed.

I got quite a few more cracks at her over the next few months and definitely improved my game from that first time. Then I dumped her because Christmas was coming up. I was a classy guy like that in high school. LOL.
LOL! I yell I conquered like I discovered new land so to speak. At least ya got laid before the end of HS which pays off in the end.
Feb 14, 2010 12:59pm
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Glory Days

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Feb 14, 2010 1:00 PM
haha i actually lasted longer my first time :( wish i knew what i did right then.
Feb 14, 2010 1:00pm
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raiderbuck

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Feb 14, 2010 1:25 PM
It was seriously about 15 seconds...I got about two pumps in lol

We tried again later, and had better results lol.
Feb 14, 2010 1:25pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Feb 14, 2010 1:48 PM
Seriously, I lasted quite a while. Just laid there, and let the experienced lady do the work :)
Feb 14, 2010 1:48pm
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slingshot4ever

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Feb 14, 2010 1:55 PM
a few minutes
Feb 14, 2010 1:55pm
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Gblock

Feb 14, 2010 1:57 PM
this is a funny thread....less than 3 min for me....its the first thing i think about when i run into that girl now lol uuuuuggggh.
Feb 14, 2010 1:57pm
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Fabio

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Feb 14, 2010 2:10 PM
Oh wow, I would probably have to say 1 minute tops for me.
Feb 14, 2010 2:10pm
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TODD_PACKER

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Feb 14, 2010 2:12 PM
7 pumps
Feb 14, 2010 2:12pm
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4cards

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Feb 14, 2010 2:13 PM
...I don't want to brag or anything, but after my first time I should have had my dick bronzed!
Feb 14, 2010 2:13pm
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Fly4Fun

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Feb 14, 2010 2:36 PM
I can honestly say I lasted a long time my first time... :-D

Not that I haven't had short ones ever, but my first I was a champ.
Feb 14, 2010 2:36pm
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sjmvsfscs08

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Feb 14, 2010 2:41 PM
Yeah like ninety minutes. I was sorta freaked out after hearing dudes splooging after like two seconds. I thought I was doing it wrong haha (pun intended), I guess I just have porn star stamina....not a good thing when you're attempting a quickie before your girlfriends parents get home from work..... :s Yeah, we got busted hahahah

That would be a great thread, stories of getting walked in on by your significant other's parents hahah
Feb 14, 2010 2:41pm
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Feb 14, 2010 2:50 PM
sherm03 wrote:
gerb131 wrote:
sherm03 wrote: It was an abysmal performance...maybe 5 or 6 pumps and then fired the cannon. I didn't even care, either. I was just glad it happened.
Did you apologize?
I wasn't much better though, the anticipation was too great. Maybe 2-3 mins tops.
Nope. I just yelled out, "I win!" and then we both laughed.

I got quite a few more cracks at her over the next few months and definitely improved my game from that first time. Then I dumped her because Christmas was coming up. I was a classy guy like that in high school. LOL.
lol i did that a few times for christmas and birthdays
Feb 14, 2010 2:50pm
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This_DJ_3

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Feb 14, 2010 3:11 PM
my first time was after my senior prom, and i never did get off. Went for about 2 hours and then gave up and went to bed. Never could feel a thing with a rubber on.
Feb 14, 2010 3:11pm
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Laley23

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Feb 14, 2010 3:16 PM
I was smart. Convinced her it was to her benefit (which it was) to give me head about 10 minutes before sex. Gave me about an extra 3 minutes...for a total of about 5. lol.

I was 15, so I was pretty pleased I was just getting some.
Feb 14, 2010 3:16pm
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trackandccrunner

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Feb 14, 2010 3:37 PM
I lasted for around 5 minutes.
Feb 14, 2010 3:37pm
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Feb 14, 2010 3:49 PM
ccrunner609 wrote:
TODD_PACKER wrote: 7 pumps

I think they were talking about being with a partner....not what you do on your own.

that was a terrible zinger
Feb 14, 2010 3:49pm
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Feb 14, 2010 4:10 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote: Seriously, I lasted quite a while. Just laid there, and let the experienced lady do the work :)
How much did she cost?

I think I was probably 6-8 minutes. I was 16, near my 17th b-day.
Feb 14, 2010 4:10pm
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hasbeen

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Feb 14, 2010 6:05 PM
If it was 2 minutes, it was a quick 2 minutes.
Feb 14, 2010 6:05pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Feb 14, 2010 6:10 PM
Remember - one of the good things about being that age is that you're always good for a second round. :)
Feb 14, 2010 6:10pm
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rookie_j70

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Feb 14, 2010 6:24 PM
i was drunk so i dont really remember
Feb 14, 2010 6:24pm