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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Feb 4, 2010 10:20 PM
My farts are rank tonight!! Another 40 mins before I jet out, hope no one decides they need to come to my office for anything or they will be greeted with a nice aroma!!
Feb 4, 2010 10:20pm
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GoChiefs

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16,754 posts
Feb 4, 2010 10:27 PM
*Insert predictable cool story bro pic here* :D But really..that's ummm...great?
Feb 4, 2010 10:27pm
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dwccrew

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Feb 4, 2010 10:27 PM
Ok, I'll say it

Feb 4, 2010 10:27pm
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bcubed

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Feb 4, 2010 10:28 PM
I had such loud gas today that my wife could hear them from the basement while she was exercising!
Feb 4, 2010 10:28pm
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dwccrew

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Feb 4, 2010 10:28 PM
GoChiefs wrote: *Insert predictable cool story bro pic here* :D But really..that's ummm...great?
Damn you! We posted at the same time, I was just a split second too slow.
Feb 4, 2010 10:28pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

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Feb 4, 2010 10:29 PM
See farts are always funny unless a girl farts, that is unacceptable!!
Feb 4, 2010 10:29pm
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End of Line

It's Clobberin Time!

6,867 posts
Feb 4, 2010 10:29 PM
Hahahaha. I had some bad ones earlier. I about made my self throw up.
Feb 4, 2010 10:29pm
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Timber

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Feb 4, 2010 10:30 PM
Always interested in the cause of the gas... Usually some incredible food involved.
Name the cause...
Feb 4, 2010 10:30pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Feb 4, 2010 10:31 PM
Could have been the beef stew for dinner!!
Feb 4, 2010 10:31pm
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GoChiefs

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Feb 4, 2010 10:32 PM
mmmmmm...beef stew...that sounds good!
Feb 4, 2010 10:32pm
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End of Line

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Feb 4, 2010 10:32 PM
Haha.
Feb 4, 2010 10:32pm
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dwccrew

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Feb 4, 2010 10:32 PM
Fab1b wrote: See farts are always funny unless a girl farts, that is unacceptable!!
I disagree. Girl farts are funny because of how embarassed they get.
Fab1b wrote: Could have been the beef stew for dinner!!
Beef stew causes Poo poo stew and poop soup.
Feb 4, 2010 10:32pm
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Timber

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Feb 4, 2010 10:33 PM
Jambalaya rocks
Feb 4, 2010 10:33pm
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ytownfootball

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6,978 posts
Feb 4, 2010 10:34 PM
Don't open the door before you leave and proudly crop dust your way all the way to the car. Be sure to make eye contact.
Feb 4, 2010 10:34pm
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End of Line

It's Clobberin Time!

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Feb 4, 2010 10:35 PM
This kind of Beef Stew???? :D

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Feb 4, 2010 10:35pm
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bcubed

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Feb 4, 2010 10:35 PM
No snow we go! wrote: Jambalaya rocks
Agree!
Feb 4, 2010 10:35pm
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Fab1b

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Feb 4, 2010 10:39 PM
I love beef stew :)
Feb 4, 2010 10:39pm
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dwccrew

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Feb 4, 2010 10:41 PM
Fab1b wrote: I love beef stew :)
Me too, but I hate poop soup
Feb 4, 2010 10:41pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

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Feb 4, 2010 10:41 PM
T-minus 19 minutes till I go stink up my house my girl is gonna love me tonight!
Feb 4, 2010 10:41pm
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majorspark

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Feb 4, 2010 10:48 PM
I have bad luck with this. Sometimes I think it is safe to let one slip by... 15 seconds later someone is knocking on my office door. Lucky for me they have always been male co-workers. Its amazing they can keep a straight face during the conversation when you know damn well they smell shit. I am learning to play it safe and crop dust around the water fountain in the atrium which is outside my office door.
Feb 4, 2010 10:48pm
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Timber

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Feb 4, 2010 11:00 PM
I had a boss that used to drop bomb's, and then he would proceed to leave the shop (nice store.)
Then the customer(s) would walk in and the place smelled like 8 miles of arse!! They thought I died.... Used to piss me off to no end. LOL
Feb 4, 2010 11:00pm