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Feb 4, 2010 2:39 AM
Looooooool. You guys are hacks. That's why you had to enlarge the ball, remember?

Just because you're too fucking dense to appreciate soccer, Karen, doesn't mean shit.

See how uptight these clowns get when somebody insults what amounts to a church league?

ITS NOT A SPORT. You clowns are cornballs. Softball was invented so BITCHES, who COULDN'T play baseball, would have something productive to do. End of story.
Feb 4, 2010 2:39am
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Feb 4, 2010 2:41 AM
Tomorrow, I'm going to go to the RPAC, check out a girls basketball, and lower the hoop to 8 feet.

Ill give this league a fancy new acronym and claim that its a legitimate sport.

IM IN THE NBBBBA Bro!!!!!!! Were fucking beast!!!!!!!!!
Feb 4, 2010 2:41am
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Feb 4, 2010 2:52 AM
Lol you have issues, but hey I guess id wanna feel what its like to dunk if I couldnt jump.
Feb 4, 2010 2:52am
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Feb 4, 2010 2:58 AM
Sage wrote: Looooooool. You guys are hacks. That's why you had to enlarge the ball, remember?

Just because you're too fucking dense to appreciate soccer, Karen, doesn't mean shit.

See how uptight these clowns get when somebody insults what amounts to a church league?

ITS NOT A SPORT. You clowns are cornballs. Softball was invented so BITCHES, who COULDN'T play baseball, would have something productive to do. End of story.
Soccer was invented so a bunch of pantywaists who couldn't take the physical play of football, rugby, or anything else could prance around and lay motionless (or writhe around like being shot) after being flicked in the shoulder.

Nothing more beautiful than when some one-named mullet-clad Eurotrash who could open a beer bottle with his eye socket off the field is rendered a quadriplegic (temporarily...anything more than a minute is pushing it) when someone looks at him weird.
Feb 4, 2010 2:58am
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Feb 4, 2010 3:02 AM
Well, I don't wear white skin for its aerodynamics :-(. Had I not picked up the weed pipe my sophomore year of HS, I bet I could punch.

I may try tomorrow. I'm not sold on the fact I couldn't if I was on a break away mid game.

Either way, I'm cool with not being able to dunk. I've accepted it. In fact, I've accepted the fact that I'm probably not very good at basketball, but I love playing it.

You won't see me playing with a girls ball or lowering the hoop, which is the equivalent of softball. Its a sport made by bitches for bitches. Just because you play in the USSSA (one of those S's stands for SOFT, doesn't it?) doesn't change the fact that you play a sport made for hos.
Feb 4, 2010 3:02am
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Feb 4, 2010 3:05 AM
Lol and you play a sport for men in which you are terrible at. You better find out when the females run open court at the RPAC so you can get picked up
Feb 4, 2010 3:05am
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Feb 4, 2010 3:07 AM
Lol if you think football was around when soccer was invented.
You're clearly too fucking stupid to understand the game, and frankly, it doesn't need defended from ignoramus' like you. You've clearly never watched a soccer game in your life and you're probably the kind of guy who falls asleep while masturbating.

Shouldn't you be off eating girls out whose pussy smells like sardine juice? Isn't that what you claimed it was like last night?
Feb 4, 2010 3:07am
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Feb 4, 2010 3:10 AM
Terrible? No, I'm not terrible. Sleeper can attest to that.

I just said I'm not very good, because obviously, I'm playing at the RPAC. If I was good I'd be getting paid.

I'm not under delusions, like all dudes who play softball, that I'm a fucking beast. Like I said, if you were tight at hitting a ball with a stick... You'd be playing baseball.

You wouldn't have consciously decided one day "U know, I cud play hardball, but, I like this fairy looking sport over here where the balls are bigger and the pitcher throws UNDERHAND."

Cornball status, bro. Cornball status.
Feb 4, 2010 3:10am
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Feb 4, 2010 3:11 AM
Sage wrote: Lol if you think football was around when soccer was invented.
You're clearly too fucking stupid to understand the game, and frankly, it doesn't need defended from ignoramus' like you. You've clearly never watched a soccer game in your life and you're probably the kind of guy who falls asleep while masturbating.

Shouldn't you be off eating girls out whose pussy smells like sardine juice? Isn't that what you claimed it was like last night?
"Understand the game"? Let's see here.....stand around, kick a ball, flop like a beached whale if anyone else touches you.

Oh wait, there is plenty of action. But that's usually when some bug-eyed weirdo in the stands who's been slamming varnish for about three days decides he wants to bash someone over the head with a lead pipe.

How thrilling. No wonder it's so popular with the illiterate backwards peoples of the world.
Feb 4, 2010 3:11am
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Feb 4, 2010 3:15 AM
And football is a sport where peole run and pass a ball downfield and try to avoid being put into a wheel chair by the defense. Its a game that has, on average, 15 minutes of actual action during a game that takes 3+ hours to broadcast.

Any sport can be reduced to simplicity, you fucktard.
Feb 4, 2010 3:15am
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Feb 4, 2010 3:16 AM
Sage wrote: Terrible? No, I'm not terrible. Sleeper can attest to that.
damn, name dropping sleeper to prove that you are not terrible at basketball, that should earn you some respect.
Feb 4, 2010 3:16am
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Feb 4, 2010 3:23 AM
Hahahaaha. Well, dipshit, we've played basketball together. You ND people aren't very smart. That's probably because 98% of their fans never actually went to ND.

I'd drop names of people I've played with, but you don't know about the OGs like Bones, New York, Old School, and Jerry Bird that roam the courts on Lane Avenue!!!!!!

This thread isn't about my lack of basketball skills!!! Its about the girl sport known as softball and dudes who think they're tight cuz they play it like fags!!!!!

They're the same as MALE CHEERLEADERS!!!!!!!
Feb 4, 2010 3:23am
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Feb 4, 2010 3:34 AM
Sage wrote: Hahahaaha. Well, dipshit, we've played basketball together. You ND people aren't very smart. That's probably because 98% of their fans never actually went to ND.

I'd drop names of people I've played with, but you don't know about the OGs like Bones, New York, Old School, and Jerry Bird that roam the courts on Lane Avenue!!!!!!

This thread isn't about my lack of basketball skills!!! Its about the girl sport known as softball and dudes who think they're tight cuz they play it like fags!!!!!

They're the same as MALE CHEERLEADERS!!!!!!!
You are right, I didn't go to ND. I have an engineering degree from OSU.

I bet you and sleeper can be seen at about 2 am playing one on one tip 21 on the courts outside Lincoln Tower.
Feb 4, 2010 3:34am
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Feb 4, 2010 3:46 AM
I agree with you sage... softball is for pussies... I love how you talk shit about softball and all these pussies are talking shit about soccer... Guaranteed none of these douchebags could handle a soccer pitch but they can hit a softball a mile... lol... soccer is the world's sport and just because the American squad isn't as good as the rest of the world everybody on this message board is acting like soccer sucks. i played baseball in high school and i could hit a slow pitch softball out of the park... Soccer on the other other hand takes skill that none of these bashers could even handle so they try to talk shit about it, when in fact it is THE best sport in the world. It's bullshit, America is trying to catch up with with rest of the world in soccer, but we can't get up there so soccer sucks... I know that if we have won a world cup or two soccer would be one of the most popular sports in the world but since we often lose to the best countries in the world soccer sucks haha.
Feb 4, 2010 3:46am
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Feb 4, 2010 4:08 AM
Soccer will never be relevant in the US
Feb 4, 2010 4:08am
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Feb 4, 2010 4:39 AM
LOL soccer is much more relevant in the US than softball will ever be haha.
Feb 4, 2010 4:39am
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Feb 4, 2010 4:39 AM
Sage wrote: Exactly. Like, play fucking baseball you queers. Quit disgracing a game.

Its up there with the "militants" that play Airsoft. Or the gun nuts. Like, go join the army then, pussy. Quit charading if u aint got the heart.
like being a tough guy on an internet message board, quit embarrasing yourself.
Feb 4, 2010 4:39am
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Feb 4, 2010 6:13 AM
patriots34 wrote: I know that if we have won a world cup or two soccer would be one of the most popular sports in the world
Uh..no..it wouldn't. I don't like soccer b/c 'Team America' blows. I hate soccer b/c I hate the sport.
Feb 4, 2010 6:13am
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Feb 4, 2010 6:25 AM
Loves me the irony of lolsoccer guy bashing any sport as gay.

LOLsoccer eats a bag of dicks. Period.
Feb 4, 2010 6:25am
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Feb 4, 2010 6:32 AM
I know a scary man who worked as a guard at the London Correctional Institute, who also played pro softball on a traveling team.

I'd love to see anyone tell him he is gay....
Feb 4, 2010 6:32am
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Feb 4, 2010 6:59 AM
I was all state, all eastern district, all league in baseball...played 4 years after high school, it got boring for me. I like golfing on sundays and softball allows me to stay competitive and not spend all day on the weekend in 100 degree weather playing double headers. I will not have a faggy soccer player tell me what real sports are.
Feb 4, 2010 6:59am
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Feb 4, 2010 7:15 AM
Just like I say on every thread Sage starts...this is hilarious.
Feb 4, 2010 7:15am
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Feb 4, 2010 8:15 AM
I'm going to have to disagree with Sage on this one.
Just ask SBbulldog how grueling playing Slo-Pitch Softball can be.
Feb 4, 2010 8:15am
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Feb 4, 2010 8:18 AM
karen lotz wrote:This is America. Soccer is not in the top 10 sports here. No one gives a shit.

I agree with Hb

I would say it is in the top 5.
Feb 4, 2010 8:18am
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Feb 4, 2010 8:36 AM
Sage, you need to go to a State Fireman's Softball tourney and let them all know they're gay. It's in August and I'll let you know where as soon as I find out.

I must agree that the guys who act like they're pros are pretty funny, but I can rest assured, that is not the case at these tournaments.

As far as soccer goes, go to any high school football game and you'll see packed bleachers. Go to any hs soccer game and you see and handfull of mom's and grandma's in the bleachers. What's that say about the sport???
Feb 4, 2010 8:36am