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SnotBubbles

Jan 27, 2010 12:44 PM
...but after eating my lunch today I'm pretty sure I could easily be convinced in to giving Ronald McDonald a blow job.

I :heart: McDonalds.
Jan 27, 2010 12:44pm
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OneBuckeye

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Jan 27, 2010 12:45 PM
You would.
Jan 27, 2010 12:45pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Jan 27, 2010 12:45 PM
i'd put it in his dutt
Jan 27, 2010 12:45pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Jan 27, 2010 12:46 PM
Another dick thread. And you're not gay?
Jan 27, 2010 12:46pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 27, 2010 12:47 PM
I didn't say anything about dick.
Jan 27, 2010 12:47pm
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Jan 27, 2010 12:47 PM
Just exactly how fat are you?
Jan 27, 2010 12:47pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 27, 2010 12:48 PM
lol

I'm about 20 lbs "overweight"

So I call it "husky."
Jan 27, 2010 12:48pm
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Jan 27, 2010 12:48 PM
Q: You know how I know you're gay?

A: You had to start a thread telling everyone you weren't gay.
Jan 27, 2010 12:48pm
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Jan 27, 2010 12:49 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: I didn't say anything about dick.
Ok. What do you think a blowjob is?
Jan 27, 2010 12:49pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 27, 2010 12:49 PM
Every bite I take...it's like I'm eating baby angels....
Jan 27, 2010 12:49pm
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Con_Alma

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Jan 27, 2010 12:49 PM
McDonald's is nasty food.
Jan 27, 2010 12:49pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 27, 2010 12:50 PM
Cleveland Buck wrote:
SnotBubbles wrote: I didn't say anything about dick.
Ok. What do you think a blowjob is?
I was using it as a figure of speech to describe how much I love McDonald's. I wouldn't actually slob on a clown's cock.
Jan 27, 2010 12:50pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 27, 2010 12:51 PM
I'm just trying to lighten things up again. Mike Clark is ruffling everyone's feathers.
Jan 27, 2010 12:51pm
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Jan 27, 2010 12:51 PM
Why Ronald? Why not Mayor McCheese? See I am fat and nobody wants us, not even a closet flamer like somebody here.

Is it the red hair? Is that what makes you want him so much?
Jan 27, 2010 12:51pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 27, 2010 12:52 PM
I'd be the entire "McDonald's Crew's" whore. They could toss me around like a sack of potatoes!
Jan 27, 2010 12:52pm
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Jan 27, 2010 12:52 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: I wouldn't actually slob on a clown's cock.
So you'd require him to take off the face paint first?
Jan 27, 2010 12:52pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 27, 2010 12:53 PM
Haha...I'm leaving this thread and never coming back.
Jan 27, 2010 12:53pm
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Jan 27, 2010 12:55 PM
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Jan 27, 2010 12:56 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: I wouldn't actually slob on a clown's cock.
You're missing out..... :D
Jan 27, 2010 12:56pm
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Jan 27, 2010 1:04 PM
mcdonalds is so disgusting
Jan 27, 2010 1:04pm
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Jan 27, 2010 1:09 PM
I used to be able to eat McDonald's 24/7 when I was like 16.. not anymore though!
Jan 27, 2010 1:09pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 27, 2010 1:11 PM
Try the Angus Mushroom Swiss Third Pounder. It has brought McDonald's back into the light for me.
Jan 27, 2010 1:11pm
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Jan 27, 2010 1:15 PM
Mcdonalds is definately awesome..somethign about their nuggets and barbeque sauce
Jan 27, 2010 1:15pm
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Jan 27, 2010 1:18 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: Try the Angus Mushroom Swiss Third Pounder. It has brought McDonald's back into the light for me.
I'd agree. The angus burgers are surprisingly edible, which puts them miles ahead of that place's usual fare. Since I live in a small town, McD's and Subway are my only fast-ish food options unless I want to drive 7 miles (Wendy's), 13 miles (Taco Bell, Arbys) or 18+ miles (a larger town with many options). Which makes it nice that they've designed a burger I actually have some desire to eat.
Jan 27, 2010 1:18pm
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Jan 27, 2010 1:23 PM
Snot - Try the Liberace on rye :)
Jan 27, 2010 1:23pm