Mom has dictionary removed from school because of the definition of oral sex

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Jan 26, 2010 9:45 PM
lol....I love crazy parents.
Jan 26, 2010 9:45pm
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Jan 26, 2010 9:46 PM
Wonder if she ever smoked a pole?
Jan 26, 2010 9:46pm
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Jan 26, 2010 9:47 PM
Dumb ass parents. I guarantee everyone at that school knows what oral sex is. Stupid, why do parents all of the sudden forget what they got up to when they were kids?
Jan 26, 2010 9:47pm
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Jan 26, 2010 9:50 PM
tk421 wrote: Dumb ass parents. I guarantee everyone at that school knows what oral sex is. Stupid, why do parents all of the sudden forget what they got up to when they were kids?
You would be surprised at the amount of parents that are clueless and have that "my kid can do or say no wrong" complex. I have a 13 yr old and I am not naive enough to think that he doesn't know what most of this stuff is......without a dictionary telling him. I here these kids walking by me and most of them sound like a bunch of sailors.....GOD, STUPID PARENTS PISS ME OFF!!!!
Jan 26, 2010 9:50pm
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Jan 26, 2010 9:50 PM
the url explains it, even ultra conservatively speaking, weird shit like this has to come from CA.
Jan 26, 2010 9:50pm
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Jan 26, 2010 9:52 PM
LOL her kid is in a public school and she's worried about what he's reading in a dictionary
Jan 26, 2010 9:52pm
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Jan 26, 2010 10:13 PM
I guarantee 99% of kids didn't even know oral sex was in the dictionary. Now they are going to all go look it up.

Nice sheltered life her kids must have. They are always the worst kids.
Jan 26, 2010 10:13pm
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Jan 26, 2010 10:17 PM
This is probably the same lady that tried to sue McDoanlds because there were no warnings on the bag that the food could potentially make you fat.
Jan 26, 2010 10:17pm
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Jan 26, 2010 10:23 PM
McD's makes you fat?
Jan 26, 2010 10:23pm
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Jan 26, 2010 11:41 PM
THE4RINGZ wrote: Wonder if she ever smoked a pole?
If she had, do you think she'd be on a crusade like this?
Jan 26, 2010 11:41pm
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Jan 26, 2010 11:53 PM
Big deal, it's not like those kids won't open a National Geographic and see all those natives with the huge knockers. Kids will do anything to learn about that kind of stuff. Plus, anyone in public school has a friend whose older brother told them about it all. To that lady: it's pretty pointless to do what you're doing. It's like building a dike out of straw to stop a tsunami. The boys will be boys, you fucking idiot.
Jan 26, 2010 11:53pm
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Jan 26, 2010 11:54 PM
Agreed she's crazy, but really why is that in there. I bet they didn't include anal sex or the Cleveland Steamer.
Jan 26, 2010 11:54pm
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Jan 26, 2010 11:55 PM
sjmvsfscs08 wrote: Big deal, it's not like those kids won't open a National Geographic and see all those natives with the huge knockers. Kids will do anything to learn about that kind of stuff. Plus, anyone in public school has a friend whose older brother told them about it all.
lol, I used to do that all the time in elementary school
Jan 26, 2010 11:55pm
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sjmvsfscs08

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Jan 27, 2010 12:22 AM
Who didn't? :D That was the thing to do back in the day.
Jan 27, 2010 12:22am
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Jan 27, 2010 12:22 AM
I think the real loser here is the husband. Anyone that uptight would be quite the cold fish, I'd imagine.
Jan 27, 2010 12:22am
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Jan 27, 2010 12:25 AM
gut wrote: I think the real loser here is the husband. Anyone that uptight would be quite the cold fish, I'd imagine.
this chick had to be artificially inseminated no one would fuck with that
Jan 27, 2010 12:25am
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Jan 27, 2010 12:35 AM
Shit, the reason she demanded the damn thing be taken out of school was because the pic next to the definition was of me ramming it down her throat.
Jan 27, 2010 12:35am
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Jan 27, 2010 1:29 AM
Hope she don't find out about the interwebz
Jan 27, 2010 1:29am
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Ghmothwdwhso

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Jan 27, 2010 2:00 AM
She should be teaching her kids that Storks bring babies, swallows don't
Jan 27, 2010 2:00am
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Jan 27, 2010 2:08 AM
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Jan 27, 2010 2:49 AM
what a bitch this lady is. so what if the kid knows what oral sex is?eventually you have to let the little bastard leave the womb
sjmvsfscs08 wrote: Who didn't? :D That was the thing to do back in the day.
lol, that shit was like free porn
Jan 27, 2010 2:49am
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Jan 27, 2010 8:18 AM
these kids need to realize that there is a thing called the internet. trust me, it's more eductional than a dictionary
Jan 27, 2010 8:18am
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Jan 27, 2010 8:21 AM
this lady is rediculous... you can guarantee her husband is probably a pussy and she's never smoked a pole in her life
Jan 27, 2010 8:21am