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wes_mantooth

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Jan 27, 2010 3:02 AM
^^^Not going to lie, as soon as I saw you post on here, I thought you would have a pic of Kobe sportin 4 large dicks....lol
Jan 26, 2010 10:02pm
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End of Line

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Jan 27, 2010 3:18 AM
Wtf????
Jan 26, 2010 10:18pm
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IggyPride00

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Jan 27, 2010 5:57 AM
Only thing longer in Oregon is the Unemployment Line.
I guess Oden is only 22. You can tell by the number of rings on his trunk.
If the pics are legit, let’s just say that the future Mrs. Oden might find herself as injury prone as her husband. Look out!
Tommy Lee and Frank Sinatra are impressed. Secretariat is blown away. Milton Berle thinks that Oden is blessed. Mercy.
You would blow out your knees too if you had to carry that thing around all day…..
This story has spread like wild fire, I find the comments people leave hilarious
Jan 27, 2010 12:57am
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Jan 27, 2010 5:57 AM
Prescott wrote: I've heard there once was player on the Celtics who went by the nickname of "FOOT" and it had nothing to do with his shoe size.
Now you know why I'm footwedge.
Jan 27, 2010 12:57am
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why so serious?

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Jan 27, 2010 6:57 AM
A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
Jan 27, 2010 1:57am
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Jan 27, 2010 1:46 PM
lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?
Jan 27, 2010 8:46am
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Jan 27, 2010 5:30 PM
justincredible wrote:
lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?
lmao
Jan 27, 2010 12:30pm
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Jan 27, 2010 5:36 PM
lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
I was going to ask who would have been interested in such a thing, then I realized that "Padre" would be used to refer to a priest...
Jan 27, 2010 12:36pm
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Jan 27, 2010 5:38 PM
lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
Well, I haven't looked at the oden picture closely at all, but you do realize that Oden is 7'1 and whatever you MAY think it is, it's probably bigger than that.
Jan 27, 2010 12:38pm
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Jan 27, 2010 5:39 PM
I think you guys are all gay lol...Who wants a penis that big seriously? Most women aren't turned on by a foot long penis. That would just hurt.
Jan 27, 2010 12:39pm
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Jan 27, 2010 5:57 PM
Because I am not gay, I have refused to look at the photos. However, from what I understand he has nothing to apologize for. I mean if any of us Huddler's had junk that big we would find a way to include a photo of it on the Christmas cards.
Jan 27, 2010 12:57pm
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Jan 27, 2010 10:20 PM
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Greg Oden's got his pants on the ground!
Jan 27, 2010 5:20pm
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Jan 27, 2010 10:55 PM
justincredible wrote:
lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?
One of the unsung heroes of any professional organization.
THE4RINGZ wrote: Because I am not gay, I have refused to look at the photos. However, from what I understand he has nothing to apologize for. I mean if any of us Huddler's had junk that big we would find a way to include a photo of it on the Christmas cards.
Just Christmas cards? Hell, it'd be my avatar here!
Jan 27, 2010 5:55pm
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skank

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Jan 27, 2010 11:16 PM
So Sage, how many times have you masturbated to the photo?
Jan 27, 2010 6:16pm
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lhslep134

why so serious?

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Jan 27, 2010 11:45 PM
justincredible wrote:
lhslep134 wrote: A friend of mine who works for the Padres told me that when Mike Cameron came to play there, he was sporting a 14", which would appear to blow Oden out of the water.
Did you friend measure it for him? Is the the official cock measurer of the San Diego Padres?
HAHAHHA that's fucking hilarious. He works in the media relations department, which might include that individual job title...
Jan 27, 2010 6:45pm
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Ender Wiggin

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Jan 28, 2010 4:51 AM
Its not that big.
Jan 27, 2010 11:51pm
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hoops23

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Jan 28, 2010 7:27 AM
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: I think you guys are all gay lol...Who wants a penis that big seriously? Most women aren't turned on by a foot long penis. That would just hurt.
So that's my problem!?!?


haha.. j/k, I don't have any problems :)
Jan 28, 2010 2:27am
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Fab4Runner

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Jan 28, 2010 1:29 PM
Looks painful.
Jan 28, 2010 8:29am