Do you crumple or fold the TP???

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Mr. 300

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Jan 25, 2010 9:17 AM
Are you a dainty wiper or git er done wiper???
Jan 25, 2010 9:17am
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Trueblue23

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Jan 25, 2010 9:23 AM
Gotta fold man.. don't wanna risk a finger slippin thru into the puddin!
Jan 25, 2010 9:23am
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Jan 25, 2010 9:27 AM
bidet
Jan 25, 2010 9:27am
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Trueblue23

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Jan 25, 2010 9:30 AM
j_crazy wrote: bidet
Dude..

I mean..
Jan 25, 2010 9:30am
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Jan 25, 2010 9:34 AM


What, I like warm water on my butt, plus no TP dingleberries. It's boss dude, try it.
Jan 25, 2010 9:34am
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Trueblue23

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Jan 25, 2010 9:35 AM
j_crazy wrote:

What, I like warm water on my butt, plus no TP dingleberries. It's boss dude, try it.
I'm good on that man. To each his own I guess.
Jan 25, 2010 9:35am
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Fab1b

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Jan 25, 2010 10:43 AM
Wet wipes!!
Jan 25, 2010 10:43am
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LJ

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Jan 25, 2010 10:44 AM
depends on how my day is going... obviously
Jan 25, 2010 10:44am
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FatHobbit

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Jan 25, 2010 10:53 AM
I always fold.

My girlfriend's mom has a bidet. I don't know how to use it, but I was afraid to ask. lol
Jan 25, 2010 10:53am
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vball10set

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Jan 25, 2010 10:56 AM
crumple--or use a terry cloth towel :p
Jan 25, 2010 10:56am
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 25, 2010 11:01 AM
I kinds treat TP like dental floss. Wrap some around each hand and 'squeaky, squeaky, squeaky,' back and forth, and it's all clean. A little messy for the wife to clean up, but it gets the job done!
Jan 25, 2010 11:01am
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Fab1b

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Jan 25, 2010 11:51 AM
If I am at your house I may use your shower curtain!
Jan 25, 2010 11:51am
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Foul Tip

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Jan 25, 2010 4:03 PM
I use the Russian shirt tail method.
Jan 25, 2010 4:03pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Jan 25, 2010 4:08 PM
Trueblue23 wrote:
j_crazy wrote: bidet
Dude..

I mean..
Jan 25, 2010 4:08pm
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Crew Love

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Jan 25, 2010 4:11 PM
Fold.

To me, this is like asking if you cut your sandwiches in half with a knife or tear them with your bare hands.

Crumpling is for barbarians.
Jan 25, 2010 4:11pm
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darbypitcher22

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Jan 25, 2010 5:28 PM
crumple
Jan 25, 2010 5:28pm
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bcubed

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Jan 25, 2010 5:30 PM
fold and wipe with authority!
Jan 25, 2010 5:30pm
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Stiffman

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Jan 25, 2010 6:57 PM
Triple square. Repeat until clean.
Jan 25, 2010 6:57pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Jan 25, 2010 7:05 PM
Oh good. It's been a few weeks since we had an ass wiping thread. It's been long overdue.
Jan 25, 2010 7:05pm
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Fab1b

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Jan 25, 2010 7:22 PM
Jan 25, 2010 7:22pm
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Stiffman

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Jan 25, 2010 7:32 PM
Cleveland Buck wrote: Oh good. It's been a few weeks since we had an ass wiping thread. It's been long overdue.
So true. Normally, we're just full of ass kissing threads. This is a very welcome change. :)
Jan 25, 2010 7:32pm