Is there a tactful way to tell a woman this and not get slapped?

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ridgerunner88

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Nov 14, 2009 8:36 PM
You go at least 3bills don't you?
Nov 14, 2009 8:36pm
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jpake1

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Nov 14, 2009 8:51 PM
The easiest way to make a thick girl smokin'? Go at it a few times a day. She'll burn some calories.
Nov 14, 2009 8:51pm
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mexappeal12

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Nov 14, 2009 11:00 PM
Thanx Royal :)
Nov 14, 2009 11:00pm
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j_crazy

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Nov 14, 2009 11:09 PM
Trick her into losing weight. Their brains are a third the size of ours.
Nov 14, 2009 11:09pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Nov 14, 2009 11:10 PM
j_crazy wrote: Trick her into losing weight. Their brains are a third the size of ours.
It's science.
Nov 14, 2009 11:10pm
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thavoice

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Nov 16, 2009 4:55 PM
ridgerunner88 wrote: You go at least 3bills don't you?
Try 3bills minus a hundred plus....



Of course I wouldnt actually attempt to say this to some woman......but I think many of us have always thought about saying something like that.
Nov 16, 2009 4:55pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Nov 16, 2009 4:58 PM
Just say "Everyone I want to bang, please step forward .... not so fast fattie."

60% of the time, it works every time ...
Nov 16, 2009 4:58pm
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Laley23

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Nov 16, 2009 5:00 PM
Yeah....say it and run!

If she can catch you to slap you, well your just wrong, you need to lose the lbs. If she doesnt, youre in the clear and she might realize she needs to be lighter to catch up!
Nov 16, 2009 5:00pm
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thavoice

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Nov 16, 2009 5:11 PM
yeah...she wouldnt be able to catch me that is fo sho!
Nov 16, 2009 5:11pm