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j_crazy

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Jan 14, 2010 9:23 PM
and she takes what can only be described as the shit that killed Elvis.


She grinned the whole time, but I almost threw up. Took me 20 minutes to clean her and I immediately bathed her.

I can't imagine what the wife deals with everyday.
Jan 14, 2010 9:23pm
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BRF

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Jan 14, 2010 9:35 PM
OK.............I'm going to delete post number 2 and glad to hear what you had to say.

Now, BRF has raised 6 kids.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

You did good, though.
Jan 14, 2010 9:35pm
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Jan 14, 2010 10:08 PM
j_crazy wrote: and she takes what can only be described as the shit that killed Elvis.


She grinned the whole time, but I almost threw up. Took me 20 minutes to clean her and I immediately bathed her.

I can't imagine what the wife deals with everyday.
She probably fed the baby the nastiest food she could all day just so that she would crap her pants while you we're watching her. Women are creul like that!
Jan 14, 2010 10:08pm
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Jan 14, 2010 10:10 PM
Christmas Day, My son had one for the ages, happens when he eats too much fruit but needless to say, it was everywhere, legs,back.. I almost passed out from the smell
Jan 14, 2010 10:10pm
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Jan 14, 2010 10:59 PM
Nice! When that happened to me with the kid, I didn't even bother going thru a box of wipes it was straight to the tub with one of those detachable sprayers to the body. When I did that though I usually got peed on. Kids gotta love em.
Jan 14, 2010 10:59pm
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Jan 14, 2010 11:01 PM
Nothing Like Floating Logs in the tub either
Jan 14, 2010 11:01pm
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Jan 14, 2010 11:01 PM
Jan 14, 2010 11:01pm
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Jan 14, 2010 11:04 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
I told my Dad to shave his mustache before the family pic
Jan 14, 2010 11:04pm
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Jan 14, 2010 11:05 PM
pmoney25 wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
I told my Dad to shave his mustache before the family pic
lol
Jan 14, 2010 11:05pm
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Jan 15, 2010 9:18 AM
bcubed wrote: She probably fed the baby the nastiest food she could all day just so that she would crap her pants while you we're watching her. Women are creul like that!
Funny you would say that - that's the first thing I thought of "What did j_mommy feed the little darling before leaving?" LOL You did good, j. Just wait until the first "finger painting" lesson....
Jan 15, 2010 9:18am