SportsAndLady;1839891 wrote:They aren't gonna fuck me in the ass with a flashlight in order to board my plane. If I have to get patted down, it is what it is. That doesn't bother me.
It's not just a pat down though. I normally have TSA Precheck so I avoid all the bullshit, but recently coming thru customs and reentering the airport they didn't offer Precheck. Apparently I moved my hands in the machine and thus they needed to perform their "pat down" on me. The dude def inspected inside the waist and up the crotch. His hands definitely swiped my junk a couple times and I was not too pleased. Maybe I just got some fucked up TSA agent, but I have heard stories like this before. I can't imagine how much further they can take this.
My problem with TSA it is all a dog and pony show. 9/10 I get away with not following the instructions (i.e. not taking out my electronics, not having the proper size bottle for liquids, etc).
Zunardo;1839898 wrote:I don't mind the screening, but I cannot abide the idiocy of how each local facility does things different.
I flew in 2010 for a 2-day business meeting in Oklahoma - got to the airport at 5 AM, wore a suit with both a belt and suspenders just to give me an option on the second day. Before I go thru the X-ray machine, the TSA guy in Columbus says, "please remove your belt" - no problem. Then the guy says, "I need you to remove your suspenders,", and I said "Absolutely not. I'm keeping something on to hold my pants up."
TSA: "If you don't, I'll have to wand you."
Me: "Wand me."
TSA: "Would you like to have it done in a booth for privacy?"
Me: "Hell no. Do it out here where everyone can see. But I am keeping my suspenders on."
And that's how it went. And my suspenders never came off. When I got ready to come back, the OK staff let me keep my belt and suspenders and just go thru the machine.
What I gathered from this post is you wear suspenders.