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Speedofsand

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Jan 4, 2010 10:56 PM
I went to the doctor and he said I have a.d.d.
I said Oh thats that made up, fake disease right ?
He said No, its very serious and important that its treated, and medication can blah bla blah...I don't remember exactly what he said but it sounded like illness blah bla blah attention blah blah memory blah blah cure blah blah blah....



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mtrulz

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Jan 4, 2010 10:57 PM
Hate it for ya man, I've got it too!

:(
Jan 4, 2010 10:57pm
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Sonofanump

Jan 4, 2010 11:00 PM
Wait, what was the question?
Jan 4, 2010 11:00pm
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Speedofsand

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Jan 4, 2010 11:03 PM
4real ? its a joke. I saw Kyle Dunnigan at The Funny Bone in Va. Beach on New Year's Eve. He is on Reno 911, but I don't know which character he is.
Jan 4, 2010 11:03pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Jan 4, 2010 11:03 PM
It's a made up disease so they can sell you some overpriced drugs. Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.
Jan 4, 2010 11:03pm
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bcubed

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Jan 4, 2010 11:05 PM
Cleveland Buck wrote: It's a made up disease so they can sell you some overpriced drugs. Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.
AMEN!
Jan 4, 2010 11:05pm
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Apple

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Jan 4, 2010 11:11 PM
ummmm... What?
Jan 4, 2010 11:11pm
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Speedofsand

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Jan 4, 2010 11:14 PM
here is a pretty good clip of his stand up stuff.

Jan 4, 2010 11:14pm
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mallymal614

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Jan 4, 2010 11:26 PM
Doctors now and days can say you have anything, to get you on medication, so they can get paid.
Jan 4, 2010 11:26pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Jan 4, 2010 11:34 PM
Wasn't this joke originally said in "Dumb and Dumber?" ... but not exactly the same way, something like ...

"She broke up with me, said I never listened to her ... or something like that, I wasn't really paying attention."
Jan 4, 2010 11:34pm
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Jan 5, 2010 1:39 AM
mtrulz wrote: Hate it for ya man, I've got it too!

:(
you also got them pearl necklaces too
Jan 5, 2010 1:39am
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hang_loose

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Jan 5, 2010 2:58 AM
nc52, Great avatar!!!!!!!!!!

"Gonna use it babe, Gonna lose it babe, I don't care what you say(middle finger up)".
Jan 5, 2010 2:58am
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said_aouita

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Jan 5, 2010 3:56 AM
Don't tell me the score of the Boise State game.
Jan 5, 2010 3:56am
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Fidmeister

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Jan 5, 2010 8:03 AM
Cleveland Buck wrote: It's a made up disease so they can sell you some overpriced drugs. Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.
The American Medical Association and World Health Organization both disagree with you. As they know much more about diseases and disorders than you, I'd rather take their word for what's real and what's not.

You also sport a great breadth of knowledge about Its treatment. Most doctors, including mine, will try non-pharmaceutical intervention before prescribing anything. She also does not make a dime when I have a prescription filled.

Nice try though.
Jan 5, 2010 8:03am
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queencitybuckeye

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Jan 5, 2010 8:51 AM
Fidmeister wrote: The American Medical Association and World Health Organization both disagree with you. As they know much more about diseases and disorders than you, I'd rather take their word for what's real and what's not.
Doctors have a vested interest in declaring damn near anything a disease. Their opinions alone should be viewed with a healthy amount of skepticism.
Jan 5, 2010 8:51am
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JakeGiant

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Jan 5, 2010 9:19 AM
Cleveland Buck wrote: Just stop acting like an ass and you will save your money and be fine in the long run.
It's add, not ass.
Jan 5, 2010 9:19am
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Heretic

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Jan 5, 2010 9:22 AM
Well, better to have ADD than AIDS. Unless you have that, too, which would be a real bummer.
Jan 5, 2010 9:22am
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Sonofanump

Jan 17, 2010 11:21 PM
Surprised this thread was not bumped up to the top.
Jan 17, 2010 11:21pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Jan 17, 2010 11:22 PM
It was now. Good job.
Jan 17, 2010 11:22pm