Bio-Hazzzzard

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Bio-Hazzzzard

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Wed, Aug 12, 2015 9:34 PM Aug 12, 2015 9:34 PM

http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/29769837/reports-man-charged-after-shoplifting-steaks-using-colostomy-bag


Wow...I'm at a loss for words. Maybe he likes the flavor?

Aug 12, 2015 9:34pm

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Wed, Aug 12, 2015 9:55 PM Aug 12, 2015 9:55 PM

Looks like a thinker.

Aug 12, 2015 9:55pm

majorspark

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Wed, Aug 12, 2015 9:57 PM Aug 12, 2015 9:57 PM

Or a stinker.

Aug 12, 2015 9:57pm

BRF

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Wed, Aug 12, 2015 10:11 PM Aug 12, 2015 10:11 PM

And headed to the clinker.

Aug 12, 2015 10:11pm

Spock

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Wed, Aug 12, 2015 10:18 PM Aug 12, 2015 10:18 PM

Wonder what cut.....

Aug 12, 2015 10:18pm

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Wed, Aug 12, 2015 10:25 PM Aug 12, 2015 10:25 PM

Odd that Food lion was allowed to restock and sell those steaks right in the evidence bags that the police brought them back in.

Aug 12, 2015 10:25pm

Bio-Hazzzzard

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Wed, Aug 12, 2015 10:30 PM Aug 12, 2015 10:30 PM

Spock;1745628 wrote:Wonder what cut.....

Probably the shoe leather cuts that benefit most from a marinade.

Aug 12, 2015 10:30pm

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Wed, Aug 12, 2015 10:31 PM Aug 12, 2015 10:31 PM

Reps to "Bio-Hazzzard" for posting this gem.

Aug 12, 2015 10:31pm

Belly35

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Thu, Aug 13, 2015 10:19 AM Aug 13, 2015 10:19 AM

A-1 required

Aug 13, 2015 10:19am

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Fri, Aug 14, 2015 7:28 AM Aug 14, 2015 7:28 AM

"Worst steaks ever...literally tasted like shit."

Aug 14, 2015 7:28am

Spock

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Fri, Aug 14, 2015 8:48 AM Aug 14, 2015 8:48 AM

Steaks from a Food Lion.......probably made them taste better.

Aug 14, 2015 8:48am

MontyBrunswick

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Fri, Aug 14, 2015 8:50 AM Aug 14, 2015 8:50 AM

Spock;1745814 wrote:Steaks from a Food Lion.......probably made them taste better.

Cecil? He was slaughtered by poachers

Aug 14, 2015 8:50am

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Fri, Aug 14, 2015 3:09 PM Aug 14, 2015 3:09 PM

I'm sure the steaks were wrapped in butcher's paper or plastic wrap...just give them a rinse and they would have been fine! And...maybe he had just emptied his bag so it was shit free?

Good effort by the colostomy bandit!

Aug 14, 2015 3:09pm

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Sat, Aug 15, 2015 3:20 AM Aug 15, 2015 3:20 AM

He steals and marinades at the same time....we need someone like that in Washington

Aug 15, 2015 3:20am