Police raid home of Subway Frontman Jared Fogle

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Jul 7, 2015 10:26 AM
Well, when he was a lardass, he looked like a creepy nerd. And the "subway diet" might have taken off the fat, but the creepy nerd part never faded away, so whatever gets his creepy nerd ass off the TV, unless it's in court or wearing orange is cool by me.
Jul 7, 2015 10:26am
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Jul 7, 2015 10:41 AM
it looks like an employee of his had kiddie porn on his laptop. Doesn't explicitly say why they're at Jareds house though.
Jul 7, 2015 10:41am
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Jul 7, 2015 10:44 AM
I called that shit years ago. He always looked like he wacked off to little boys.

Also it's been confirmed that steubbigred was the guy with the laptop at Jarred's house.
Jul 7, 2015 10:44am
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Jul 7, 2015 11:07 AM
DeyDurkie5;1739249 wrote:I called that shit years ago. He always looked like he wacked off to little boys.

Also it's been confirmed that steubbigred was the guy with the laptop at Jarred's house.
I guess ya just can pick out people who are just like you huh.
Jul 7, 2015 11:07am
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Jul 7, 2015 11:16 AM
thavoice;1739251 wrote:I guess ya just can pick out people who are just like you huh.
I was into little girls, big difference.
Jul 7, 2015 11:16am
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Jul 7, 2015 11:22 AM
DeyDurkie5;1739257 wrote:I AM into little girls, big difference.
Still creepy.
Jul 7, 2015 11:22am
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Jul 7, 2015 11:24 AM
thavoice;1739259 wrote:Still creepy.
Another zinger from thavoice!
Jul 7, 2015 11:24am
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Jul 7, 2015 12:22 PM
Typical thavoice following deydurkie around. Get over him.
Jul 7, 2015 12:22pm
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Jul 7, 2015 12:23 PM
like_that;1739285 wrote:Typical thavoice following deydurkie around. Get over him.
My bad, I realize I was picking on your boyfriend.
Jul 7, 2015 12:23pm
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Jul 7, 2015 12:24 PM
thavoice;1739287 wrote:My bad, I realize I was picking on your boyfriend.
Now you're following me around. Weirdo.
Jul 7, 2015 12:24pm
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Jul 7, 2015 12:36 PM
Always brings the lulz how posting an article can morph into a pissing match after a few serious responses.
Jul 7, 2015 12:36pm
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Jul 7, 2015 12:44 PM
Kind of odd they would raid his home two months after arresting a former employee...this has to be all about Jared. What's extra sicko about this is that he spends a lot of time going to SCHOOLS to talk to kids about nutrition.

Police better find something or taxpayers are going to owe Jared millions, because I'm guessing Subway dumps him regardless.
Jul 7, 2015 12:44pm
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Jul 7, 2015 1:08 PM
BR1986FB;1739299 wrote:Always brings the lulz how posting an article can morph into a pissing match after a few serious responses.
When you have dumb and dumber (deydurkee and like_that) collaborating a thread can go south pretty quickly. All it takes is very little agitation on my part and those two lose their collective minds.


But anyways....yeah, I dont see how subway keeps him even if nothing is found. No. way.
Jul 7, 2015 1:08pm
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Jul 7, 2015 1:12 PM
thavoice;1739317 wrote:When you have dumb and dumber (deydurkee and like_that) collaborating a thread can go south pretty quickly. All it takes is very little agitation on my part and those two lose their collective minds.


But anyways....yeah, I dont see how subway keeps him even if nothing is found. No. way.
Yeah, we don't. But keep thinking that!
Jul 7, 2015 1:12pm
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Jul 7, 2015 1:44 PM
thavoice;1739317 wrote: All it takes is very little agitation on my part and those two lose their collective minds.
And there's the key....no agitation = no pissing match
Jul 7, 2015 1:44pm
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Jul 7, 2015 1:50 PM
BR1986FB;1739353 wrote:And there's the key....no agitation = no pissing match
What fun is that?
Jul 7, 2015 1:50pm
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Jul 7, 2015 3:09 PM
redneck;1739317 wrote:When you have dumb and dumber (deydurkee and like_that) collaborating a thread can go south pretty quickly. All it takes is very little agitation on my part and those two lose their collective minds.


But anyways....yeah, I dont see how subway keeps him even if nothing is found. No. way.
This coming from the guy that followed deydurkie to this thread with the sole purpose of derailing it, the same guy who posted on the soccer thread contributing absolutely nothing except to derail the thread, and the same guy who continues to post on NBA related threads (despite showing a complete lack of knowledge for the league) with the sole purpose of reverse jinxing the Cavs LOL. The hypocrisy from the redneck brings the lulz.
Jul 7, 2015 3:09pm
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Jul 7, 2015 3:13 PM
Hopefully Subway will finally ditch this douche. Sick of his 15 minutes of fame lasting all these years when all he did was start exercising and not eating shit (although all he ate was plain Subway sandwiches so it's debatable)
Jul 7, 2015 3:13pm
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Jul 7, 2015 5:26 PM
NBC 4 in Columbus just reported that Subway dropped him as spokesman.
Jul 7, 2015 5:26pm
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Jul 7, 2015 5:45 PM
His tits are back. He hasn't been having those shitty sandwiches recently
Jul 7, 2015 5:45pm
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Jul 7, 2015 6:03 PM
saw him in person last Saturday at Dragons field in Dayton. Thought he looked a little heavy
Jul 7, 2015 6:03pm
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Jul 7, 2015 6:28 PM
Spock;1739457 wrote:saw him in person last Saturday at Dragons field in Dayton. Thought he looked a little heavy
You do that Dragons 5K? It's not a bad gig. You even get to see Jared in person and how much of a dork he is.
Jul 7, 2015 6:28pm
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Jul 7, 2015 7:49 PM
Spock;1739457 wrote:saw him in person last Saturday at Dragons field in Dayton. Thought he looked a little heavy
I read he had put on like 40 pounds and Subway hired him a personal trainer. I thought he had taken the weight back off, but maybe not or he's put some more back on.

I want to say he is worth like $15M, so if he can avoid the clink he doesn't need to work anymore, anyway.
Jul 7, 2015 7:49pm
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Jul 7, 2015 7:50 PM
They mentioned on the subway commercial how he's been getting into smaller and smaller pants.
Jul 7, 2015 7:50pm