So Michael Phelps is dating a former dude?

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Tiernan

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Nov 20, 2014 8:00 AM
She claims they get along "swimmingly".
Nov 20, 2014 8:00am
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Nov 20, 2014 9:11 AM
wtf.
Nov 20, 2014 9:11am
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ernest_t_bass

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Nov 20, 2014 9:24 AM
I'm not buying it.
Nov 20, 2014 9:24am
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Nov 20, 2014 9:32 AM
I suppose it's possible. But I'm not buying her story as if she really cared about him why would she come out to the press but never tell him first. Also the line about how Phelps might leave her because of this is some funny bullshit. Once again, if she was really concerned she would have done things differently.

Seems like a media grab if anything (even if the dating or having sex with Phelps part is true).

Amusing story though.
Nov 20, 2014 9:32am
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Nov 20, 2014 10:39 AM
Phelps is a train wreck. How many ever gold medals he has can't cover up the douchiness of his life. (...and its swimming anyways for gods sake...just a wetter more boring version of XC running)
Nov 20, 2014 10:39am
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Nov 20, 2014 12:27 PM
Tiernan;1676261 wrote:Phelps is a train wreck. How many ever gold medals he has can't cover up the douchiness of his life. (...and its swimming anyways for gods sake...just a wetter more boring version of XC running)
Awesome you think swimming is "more boring" than XC running.
Nov 20, 2014 12:27pm
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Nov 20, 2014 1:31 PM
XC running is 10000x more boring than swimming. However both are 4 trillion times better than NASCAR.
Nov 20, 2014 1:31pm
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Nov 20, 2014 1:39 PM
Tiernan;1676261 wrote:Phelps is a train wreck. How many ever gold medals he has can't cover up the douchiness of his life. (...and its swimming anyways for gods sake...just a wetter more boring version of XC running)
The 60 year old dude with a dui who complains on a message board about being thread banned is calling someone out for being a train wreck.
Nov 20, 2014 1:39pm
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Tiernan

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Nov 20, 2014 1:52 PM
Who the fuck said I was 60!?!

...I'm not even 59 yet dipshit.
Nov 20, 2014 1:52pm
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Tiernan

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Nov 20, 2014 2:25 PM
You ever watch Phelps in a interview? That lisp of his sprays more spit than a water slide. Costas had to wear a raincoat talking to him at the last Olympics.
Nov 20, 2014 2:25pm
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Nov 20, 2014 3:13 PM
Phelps is one of my favorite US athletes of all time and I don't even care that he's banging a tranny.
Nov 20, 2014 3:13pm
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Nov 20, 2014 3:39 PM
This girl gets around Hollywood too. She's been seen in Biebers cars before.
Nov 20, 2014 3:39pm
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Nov 20, 2014 4:27 PM
She has a bangin body, but her face is nasty...actually looks like a dude's face. Easily could be a tranny or whatever you call that shit!
Nov 20, 2014 4:27pm
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Nov 20, 2014 6:14 PM
Not buying it. He could/should land much better than that guy.
Nov 20, 2014 6:14pm
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Nov 20, 2014 7:13 PM
Dailymail, nuff said. Trash of a reporting site.
Nov 20, 2014 7:13pm
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Nov 20, 2014 7:15 PM
Pretty disgusting if true. I would be pissed if I were Phelps if she was not truthful.
Nov 20, 2014 7:15pm
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Nov 20, 2014 8:54 PM
like_that;1676371 wrote:Pretty disgusting if true. I would be pissed if I were Phelps if she was not truthful.
That's his fault, Rachael Maddow looks more like a woman.
Nov 20, 2014 8:54pm
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Nov 21, 2014 10:30 AM
Automatik;1676336 wrote:Phelps is one of my favorite US athletes of all time and I don't even care that he's banging a tranny.
Why does this not surprise anyone?
Nov 21, 2014 10:30am
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Nov 21, 2014 12:34 PM
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Tiernan

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Nov 21, 2014 11:10 PM
I'm assuming phelps always used a "water pipe" ?
Nov 21, 2014 11:10pm
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Nov 22, 2014 3:06 AM
sleeper;1676306 wrote:XC running is 10000x more boring than swimming.
Bullshit. You should only compare the swimming distance events to XC.

Plus NCAA's are going to be awesome this year, expecially when American Futsum Zeinasellassie from Indiana wins nationals in his home state.
Also cheering for "home town" runner John Mascari from Terre Haute, Indiana.
Nov 22, 2014 3:06am
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Tiernan

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Nov 22, 2014 4:32 AM
C'mon...no fkg way the dude's first name is "Futsum".
Nov 22, 2014 4:32am
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Nov 22, 2014 8:01 AM
Tiernan;1676654 wrote:C'mon...no fkg way the dude's first name is "Futsum".
lol. Iknorite?

OK he was born in Eritrea but grew up in Indiana.
Nov 22, 2014 8:01am
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Nov 22, 2014 10:25 AM
salto;1676653 wrote:Bullshit. You should only compare the swimming distance events to XC.

Plus NCAA's are going to be awesome this year, expecially when American Futsum Zeinasellassie from Indiana wins nationals in his home state.
Also cheering for "home town" runner John Mascari from Terre Haute, Indiana.
Sounds roughly as thrilling as being a 76ers fan!
Nov 22, 2014 10:25am