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Belly35

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Sep 30, 2014 10:05 AM
My mom was a great cook and many of you can make that same claim.
However there are some things that just didn’t work and the combo of the ingredients in the recipe made matter worse.

What are some foods that your wife, gf, relatives and mom would prepare that was just uneatable?


Love tuna and noodles casserole … wife adds peas … …. NO
Stuff Peppers or Cabbage Rolls .. the combo of those ingredients … NO
Ham Loaf …… not part of the food chain ever…. NO
Jell-O with Marshmallow and Carrot shaving inside …. Who the hell created that Christmas Special Dessert ….. NO
Sep 30, 2014 10:05am
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Uz2Bon36

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Sep 30, 2014 10:07 AM
My mother is a vegetarian and years ago tried making tofo turkey for Thanksgiving. Most disgusting meal ever.
Sep 30, 2014 10:07am
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 30, 2014 10:17 AM
I refuse to eat plain mayonnaise.
Sep 30, 2014 10:17am
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Iliketurtles

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Sep 30, 2014 10:20 AM
Belly, I disagree with your first one. Peas are awesome in Tuna Noodle Casserole. As for the other 3 I agree don't like them either.
Sep 30, 2014 10:20am
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raiderbuck

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Sep 30, 2014 10:20 AM
I used to date a girl who was half-Trinidadian, her mother would cook curry all the time. I couldn't stand it. I stomached it the first few times out of respect, but the smell alone turned me off.
Sep 30, 2014 10:20am
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TedSheckler

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Sep 30, 2014 10:22 AM
Peas in tuna noodle? Is there any other way? Of course peas go in tuna noodle!
Sep 30, 2014 10:22am
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justincredible

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Sep 30, 2014 10:38 AM
TedSheckler;1658958 wrote:Peas in tuna noodle? Is there any other way? Of course peas go in tuna noodle!
Yep. Peas are a must.
Sep 30, 2014 10:38am
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Belly35

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Sep 30, 2014 10:54 AM
justincredible;1658964 wrote:Yep. Peas are a must.
You guys are the same people that put pickle relish in your egg salad sandwich... that is just wrong
Sep 30, 2014 10:54am
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Sep 30, 2014 10:58 AM
I can't eat red sauce with rice. Disgusting, mother would prepare stuffed peppers like that.
Sep 30, 2014 10:58am
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Sep 30, 2014 11:13 AM
Belly35;1658970 wrote:You guys are the same people that put pickle relish in your egg salad sandwich... that is just wrong
I don't put pickle relish in egg salad. Tuna salad, yes. Egg salad, no.
Sep 30, 2014 11:13am
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Heretic

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Sep 30, 2014 11:15 AM
I think the only problem I have with my mom's cooking is that, now that she's older, she has a very bland palate. Meanwhile, I love spicy food (which definitely doesn't fit into her tastes). Which makes some of the sides she creates really meh due to lack of flavor. In particular, this corn-mush stuff that she seems to really like cooking.
Sep 30, 2014 11:15am
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Old Rider

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Sep 30, 2014 11:31 AM
My mom used to make my brothers and I a...Peanut Butter, Lettuce, and Mayo sandwich. I can't believe I ate that shit, but at the time is was yummy!

Peas in Tuna Noodle...absolutely not!

My wife also puts celery chunks at times in tuna noodle and tuna salad....hell no!
Sep 30, 2014 11:31am
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Belly35

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Sep 30, 2014 11:58 AM
Old Rider;1658983 wrote:My mom used to make my brothers and I a...Peanut Butter, Lettuce, and Mayo sandwich. I can't believe I ate that shit, but at the time is was yummy!

Peas in Tuna Noodle...absolutely not!

My wife also puts celery chunks at times in tuna noodle and tuna salad....hell no!
Time for a trade in.... bro
Sep 30, 2014 11:58am
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OSH

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Sep 30, 2014 12:23 PM
Peas...never.

Meatloaf, disgusting. I refuse to eat it ever.

Anything that is considered an organ, I do not believe should be eaten either. Tongue, liver, heart, brains, intestines, etc. never.
Sep 30, 2014 12:23pm
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sleeper

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Sep 30, 2014 12:41 PM
I pretty much don't eat any food cooked by a woman under 45.
Sep 30, 2014 12:41pm
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Sep 30, 2014 12:47 PM
I cannot stand beans no matter how they are cooked. Peas are nasty as well so no peas in tuna noodle casserole for me.
Sep 30, 2014 12:47pm
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Sep 30, 2014 1:09 PM
My uncle used to be a fantastic cook. Would win local and statewide cook-offs for multiple dishes.

About 10 years ago he got cancer on left side of his face/neck. They removed it, but he went through chemo. It really fucked up his taste-buds and now his cooking is almost unbearable. Really, really sad.
Sep 30, 2014 1:09pm
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thavoice

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Sep 30, 2014 1:33 PM
Belly35;1658939 wrote:My mom was a great cook and many of you can make that same claim.
However there are some things that just didn’t work and the combo of the ingredients in the recipe made matter worse.

What are some foods that your wife, gf, relatives and mom would prepare that was just uneatable?


Love tuna and noodles casserole … wife adds peas … …. NO
Stuff Peppers or Cabbage Rolls .. the combo of those ingredients … NO
Ham Loaf …… not part of the food chain ever…. NO
Jell-O with Marshmallow and Carrot shaving inside …. Who the hell created that Christmas Special Dessert ….. NO
Love me some ham loaf!!!!

Jello with stuff in it....NO FUCKING WAY!

Stuffing...for years at thanksgiving and at every wedding I would always try it, and hate that sthit
Cottage Cheese? Aint No Way.
Sep 30, 2014 1:33pm
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sportchampps

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Sep 30, 2014 1:48 PM
I hate sauerkraut
Sep 30, 2014 1:48pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 30, 2014 1:49 PM
Sauerkraut
Cottage cheese
Mayonnaise
Sour creme (will eat mixed in with stuff)
Sep 30, 2014 1:49pm
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Wally

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Sep 30, 2014 1:50 PM
I don't like peas in the casserole-but I'll eat it.

I don't like marshmallows in anything.

Sweet pickles or pickle relish-get it out of here.
Sep 30, 2014 1:50pm
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Old Rider

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Sep 30, 2014 2:13 PM
OSH;1659003 wrote:Anything that is considered an organ, I do not believe should be eaten either. Tongue, liver, heart, brains, intestines, etc. never.
I enjoy all listed above.

Lima Beans are horrible, but will eat any other bean.

Hummus...what the hell is that shit? How about some normal dip please.

Tried to eat pickled herring (fish) once and I nearly threw it up on my plate...terrible.
Sep 30, 2014 2:13pm
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Belly35

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Sep 30, 2014 3:12 PM
Old Rider;1659048 wrote:I enjoy all listed above.

Lima Beans are horrible, but will eat any other bean.

Hummus...what the hell is that shit? How about some normal dip please.

Tried to eat pickled herring (fish) once and I nearly threw it up on my plate...terrible.
Buttered lina beans ... Hell yes good shit
hummus .... Hell yes
herring in wine sauce ... Hell yes ...late evening snack food

turkey bacon .... First it's not bacon and second it's not bacon. Hell no not eating it ever...
Sep 30, 2014 3:12pm
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Old Rider

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Sep 30, 2014 3:24 PM
Belly35;1659056 wrote:Buttered lina beans ... Hell yes good shit
hummus .... Hell yes
herring in wine sauce ... Hell yes ...late evening snack food

turkey bacon .... First it's not bacon and second it's not bacon. Hell no not eating it ever...
Anything with the word BACON on it, in it, around it....good stuff!! Turkey or not...its bacon. I'm eating it!
Sep 30, 2014 3:24pm
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Belly35

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Sep 30, 2014 3:32 PM
thavoice;1659033 wrote:Love me some ham loaf!!!!.
one sick individual ... :) mofo
Sep 30, 2014 3:32pm