2014-2015 Random NFL Thread

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BR1986FB
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Dec 18, 2014 2:51pm
Iliketurtles;1687499 wrote:I'll take the fat people porn. It's amazing how neither team has one guy right now even remoting interesting enough to watch. I love Nate Washington (Pride of Tiffin U!) but even I won't be watching this game... and I watched a bunch of the Jets/Titans :(.
If Justin Blackmon could've kept his nose clean he might be worth watching. This is just an epic battle of bad QB's and worse teams.
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Heretic
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Dec 18, 2014 2:52pm
BR1986FB;1687497 wrote:Tonight's matchup (Jags vs Titans) is probably the equivalent of watching fat people porn. Horrible matchup.
Best take on the game I've seen.

https://twitter.com/Neil_Irwin/status/545638756309815296/photo/1
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jmog
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Dec 18, 2014 4:27pm
Iliketurtles;1687247 wrote:Well obviously Cleveland has to win there last 2 games but here is what else needs to happen with all the other possible WC teams for them to get in.

In week 16:
San Fran beats SD
Viks beat Miami
Texans beat Ravens
Steelers beat Chiefs
Raiders beat Bills
Broncos beat Bengals

Week 17:
SD and KC tie
Dolphins beat Jets
Pats beat Bills
Steelers beat Bengals
Jags beat Texans

Pats, Denver, Colts are still all the 1, 2, and 3 seeds. Then Steelers would get the 4, Bengals would be the 5, and Browns would be 6th.
In your scenario the Bengals don't have to lose twice.

If they are projected to be ahead of the Browns anyway (two wins by Browns, two losses by Bengals) them winning or losing doesn't change the Browns outcome.

The KC/SD tie has to happen, if either team wins they pass the Browns. Nice little site to help with playoff scenarios...

Everything else you have is correct and needed, except for the Bengals losing any games, that doesn't matter.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine
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thavoice
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Dec 18, 2014 4:35pm
The TNF games usually suck and it really isnt fair to play that soon all the time. Any possibility the league would only give teams the game coming off of a bye? Wouldnt really be able to have TNF games all season if this was the case but come this time of year they can have games on Sat nights as well.

Cant do anything about the matchups, but at least give them time to be recouped from the last week.
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Heretic
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Dec 18, 2014 4:52pm
thavoice;1687534 wrote:The TNF games usually suck and it really isnt fair to play that soon all the time. Any possibility the league would only give teams the game coming off of a bye? Wouldnt really be able to have TNF games all season if this was the case but come this time of year they can have games on Sat nights as well.

Cant do anything about the matchups, but at least give them time to be recouped from the last week.
No. The NFL only cares about player safety in situations where they can profit by fining players for committing unsafe acts. But definitely not in areas where player safety might take away from their profit.
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Lovejoy1984
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Dec 18, 2014 5:01pm
Heretic;1687539 wrote:No. The NFL only cares about player safety in situations where they can profit by fining players for committing unsafe acts. But definitely not in areas where player safety might take away from their profit.
Such as an 18 game schedule.
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Ironman92
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Dec 20, 2014 9:49pm
So dumb
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Ironman92
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Dec 20, 2014 10:43pm
Jeff Triplette earning his bottom ranking
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Dec 20, 2014 10:55pm
49ers going to blow it
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Dec 20, 2014 11:30pm
If the Chargers lose, the Bengals odds of making the playoffs go to about 98%. The only way they would miss involves the Chiefs and Bills winning out. I believe they can clinch a spot before they even kickoff Monday night depending on games tomorrow.
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Dec 20, 2014 11:33pm
Azubuike24;1688060 wrote:If the Chargers lose, the Bengals odds of making the playoffs go to about 98%. The only way they would miss involves the Chiefs and Bills winning out. I believe they can clinch a spot before they even kickoff Monday night depending on games tomorrow.
If Chargers win they'll have 300% less chance

FW'd
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Ironman92
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Dec 20, 2014 11:45pm
Damnit 49ers

Chargers shit their way into the playoffs last year...watch them do it again.
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Azubuike24
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Dec 20, 2014 11:49pm
Clean catch. Chargers always find magic.
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Ironman92
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Dec 21, 2014 12:01am
Not even Phil Dawson can make this
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Mulva
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Dec 21, 2014 12:02am
7 yards short.
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Azubuike24
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Dec 21, 2014 12:02am
The Aldon Smith injury timeout hurt SF. Still, they at least had a chance.
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Dec 21, 2014 12:03am
IF Pittsburgh wins tomorrow this 49ers debacle won't affect the AFC picture....but I'm sure SD will find a way.
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Azubuike24
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Dec 21, 2014 12:07am
Ironman92;1688070 wrote:IF Pittsburgh wins tomorrow this 49ers debacle won't affect the AFC picture....but I'm sure SD will find a way.
It would possibly make the week 17 SD/KC game meaningless if SD doesn't close this out.

I see Kaepernick winning it...and I'm not sure why.
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Azubuike24
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Dec 21, 2014 12:09am
Congrats Chargers. I'm pretty sure that post was submitted about 10 seconds before that cough up fumble.
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like_that
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Dec 21, 2014 2:02am
Ironman92;1688063 wrote: Chargers shit their way into the playoffs last year...watch them do it again.
Dumb post.
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Ironman92
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Dec 21, 2014 8:56am
like_that;1688081 wrote:Dumb post.
Yeah....Chiefs missing a GW FG was all SD
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Sonofanump
Dec 21, 2014 10:02am
Ironman92;1688055 wrote:Jeff Triplette earning his bottom ranking
The national rankings still have him ahead of Jerome Boger.
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Ironman92
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Dec 21, 2014 10:27am
Sonofanump;1688116 wrote:The national rankings still have him ahead of Jerome Boger.
When Boger blinds a a player costing the league tens of millions I'll consider dropping him below Triplette
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like_that
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Dec 21, 2014 11:12am
Ironman92;1688101 wrote:Yeah....Chiefs missing a GW FG was all SD
I was drunj when i posted that, however the chargers still had to beat denver in denver to get in the playoffs last year. Not to mention they ended the season with a 4 game winning streak (won 5 of their last 6), and even won a playoff game against a cincy team that beat them in SD in the regular season. They might have had some luck on their side with that missed FG, but hardly would classify that as "shitting" their ways into the playoffs. Teams who "shit" their ways into the playoffs tend to lose their last few games, but since everyone else shit themselves, they still make it.
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Ironman92
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Dec 21, 2014 11:24am
like_that;1688130 wrote:I was drunj when i posted that, however the chargers still had to beat denver in denver to get in the playoffs last year. Not to mention they ended the season with a 4 game winning streak (won 5 of their last 6), and even won a playoff game against a cincy team that beat them in SD in the regular season. They might have had some luck on their side with that missed FG, but hardly would classify that as "shitting" their ways into the playoffs. Teams who "shit" their ways into the playoffs tend to lose their last few games, but since everyone else shit themselves, they still make it.
Fine....it was shitty for me as my Steelers did everything they needed to do and about 4 other lucky things happened but they ran out of luck as the Chiefs (who I think we're resting a few starters) missed that damn FG that would've put my team in.

The worst part was we were in some meh pub in Ocean City and some random weird guy was supporting a San Diego Chargers jersey and sitting right beside us. Sure

Seems like the Chargers are always on the brink of elimination every other year and somehow work their way into the playoffs...I could do without last year repeating itself though.