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OneBuckeye

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Nov 13, 2009 1:20 PM
I feel bad for everyone else in office. Not like they don't do it too. How about everyone else?
Nov 13, 2009 8:20am
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NWIndianNation01

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Nov 13, 2009 1:25 PM
Weird topic...but I slayed the bathroom this morning too!
Nov 13, 2009 8:25am
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OneBuckeye

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Nov 13, 2009 1:35 PM
There should be a bathroom topic on every forum. Because strange stories start there. We should set some goals here for the work bathroom.

Anyone ever get someone to leave the bathroom in the middle of a slaying? Or get someone to walk in and right back out after you had left?

Also bad situations happen in the bathroom, like no having TP or air freshener. There has to be horror stories out there somewhere.
Nov 13, 2009 8:35am
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CincyRedRider

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Nov 13, 2009 1:41 PM
Not if I can help it. Maybe 5-10 times in the last 10 years.
Nov 13, 2009 8:41am
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Nov 13, 2009 1:44 PM
CincyRedRider wrote: Not if I can help it. Maybe 5-10 times in the last 10 years.
WUSS! LoL
Nov 13, 2009 8:44am
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OneBuckeye

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Nov 13, 2009 1:46 PM
Yes a work bathroom avoider. I used to be one myself.
Nov 13, 2009 8:46am
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derek bomar

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Nov 13, 2009 2:36 PM
Every.Single.Morning.
Nov 13, 2009 9:36am
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bigkahuna

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Nov 13, 2009 2:40 PM
When I was about 15-16 my friend dared me to take a shit in the urinal....TIMBER doesnt describe this log

Granted it was an odd shaped urinal
Nov 13, 2009 9:40am
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gerb131

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Nov 13, 2009 2:42 PM
I always lift my feet up so they can't identify the culprit.
Nov 13, 2009 9:42am
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Fab1b

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Nov 13, 2009 3:19 PM
I use the less traffic bathrooms in our building!
Nov 13, 2009 10:19am
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CincyRedRider

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Nov 13, 2009 3:21 PM
Hi my name is CincyRedRider and I am a work bathroom avoider.
Nov 13, 2009 10:21am
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Nov 13, 2009 3:31 PM
5th floor mills hall marietta college. that floor was abandoned, only accessible via stairs, had to bring your own tp. i dropped bombs in that piece.

also in the 3rd floor of the dawes library there was 1 toilet that my feet couldn't touch the ground, i loved that one, felt like a little kid swinging my feet and pooping away.
Nov 13, 2009 10:31am
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Nov 13, 2009 3:39 PM
Fab1b wrote: I use the less traffic bathrooms in our building!
j_crazy wrote: 5th floor mills hall marietta college. that floor was abandoned, only accessible via stairs, had to bring your own tp. i dropped bombs in that piece.

also in the 3rd floor of the dawes library there was 1 toilet that my feet couldn't touch the ground, i loved that one, felt like a little kid swinging my feet and pooping away.
You two are bathroom traffic optimizers. I can say if I know crap traffic is high in a bathroom or if a bathroom is particularly stanky I will find the less used bathroom.

Sometimes its fun to slay another departments toilet. I hope it creates some akward moments for them.
Nov 13, 2009 10:39am
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Nov 13, 2009 3:40 PM
bigkahuna wrote: When I was about 15-16 my friend dared me to take a shit in the urinal....TIMBER doesnt describe this log

Granted it was an odd shaped urinal
I'm sure you were proud. It probably would have even been upper deck worthy.
Nov 13, 2009 10:40am
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Benito

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Nov 13, 2009 3:46 PM
My worst work bathroom experience involves a shart. I still have trouble discussing it.
Nov 13, 2009 10:46am
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Mister Twister

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Nov 13, 2009 4:22 PM
At the company I used to work at in the early '90s, some asshole that worked on the 3rd floor would come down to the basement (where I worked) everyday during his morning break and drop a "Steaming Leon" in our bathroom. As if that weren't enough, he would bring the newspaper and read the whole damn thing. Well, we decide after a week or so that we had to defend our bathroom, our turf. On the first day, three of us waited until he went in and got situated, and attacked him with wet toilet paper bombs. Our second attack, three days later, involved throwing superballs under the stall walls. The third attack a few days later had us douse him with waterguns. The fourth, and final, attack was the following week. I lifted a set of keys from building services and we turned out the lights on his bathroom bombing. Never saw him in the basement again after that. Looking back, it seems kinda childish, but you have to stand up for what is right.
Nov 13, 2009 11:22am
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Nov 13, 2009 4:28 PM
LOL @ this thread.
Nov 13, 2009 11:28am
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Nov 13, 2009 4:39 PM
Protect your turf is right, but you have to keep your enemies closer. If someone pisses you off their department's toilet will pay.
Nov 13, 2009 11:39am
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Nov 13, 2009 5:06 PM
Mister Twister,

I salute you.
Nov 13, 2009 12:06pm
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Mister Twister

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Nov 14, 2009 3:11 AM
Thank you. I guess I am the defender of the shitter!
Nov 13, 2009 10:11pm
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stroups

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Nov 14, 2009 3:32 AM
What is better then getting paid to take a crap?
Nov 13, 2009 10:32pm
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Nov 14, 2009 3:43 AM
Our Boss calls it "Blowing it up!!!" Told us if we are going to do that then go to another restroom. Ours is a single holer, no fan, in a concrete room.
Nov 13, 2009 10:43pm
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burt07

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Nov 14, 2009 4:04 AM
Haha, fantastic topic. I have to admit I am a tentative public bathroom user, ever since a scarring experience back at the Pentagon Mall near D.C. on a 7th grade trip. I absolutely decimated that bathroom, I'm pretty sure there's probably a plaque there today commemorating the occasion. Ever since then I've been tentative to do it again. I guess I decided to go out on top.
Nov 13, 2009 11:04pm
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bLuE_71

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Nov 14, 2009 4:17 AM
Mister Twister is my hero.
Nov 13, 2009 11:17pm
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charliehustle14

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Nov 14, 2009 4:38 AM
I try to avoid taking dumps til I'm at home, but sometimes it's inevitable.

A few years I absolutely destroyed the bathroom at Kings Island. It seriously looked like Hurricane Katrina raised hell in that stall. The worst part is that it was in Nickelodean Land and I didn't flush it because I'm effed up like that. I pitty the young lad who ventured into that stall. After being exposed to that shit, the kid probably resorted to butchering small animals and burning his parent's house down. It was THAT traumatizing.
Nov 13, 2009 11:38pm