Ms. Apple and I already agreed no gifts.
Some OCers would probably like to be living in Tampa with this romantic event:
http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/dan-joseph/have-you-made-your-valentines-day-reservations-mcdonalds-yet#sthash.CzmGuPfY.dpuf
Because what better way to say "I love you'" than by treating your favorite gal to a big box of McNuggets while she's serenaded by a clown?