Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Belly35

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Jan 19, 2014 10:02 PM
So dlazz and I wouldn't have to choke each other's chicken

/durk'd
Jan 19, 2014 10:02pm
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Ironman92

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Jan 19, 2014 10:05 PM
TedSheckler;1569230 wrote:I don't own a chicken. Hope that helps.

/dlazz'd
Nailed it
Jan 19, 2014 10:05pm
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Ironman92

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Jan 19, 2014 10:07 PM
like_that;1569227 wrote:Jeff Triplette should have thrown a flag on the chicken.

/ironman
Would've thrown the flag and blinded the chicken
Jan 19, 2014 10:07pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jan 19, 2014 10:09 PM
Because it was the greatest piece of highway of all time. I mean have you seen that road? Wow!

/Classy
Jan 19, 2014 10:09pm
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justincredible

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Jan 19, 2014 10:12 PM
*insert semi-pedophilloic reason here*

/ccrunner'd
Jan 19, 2014 10:12pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jan 19, 2014 10:21 PM
He was on his way to watch that awesome new Twilight movie

/Scarlet
Jan 19, 2014 10:21pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 19, 2014 10:27 PM
I don't know, but I ate this rare chicken last night in Thailand, that was $2,000 per plate. I just returned from my weekend trip to Saturn, and it was delicious.

/MB'd.
Jan 19, 2014 10:27pm
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like_that

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Jan 19, 2014 10:30 PM
ernest_t_bass;1569433 wrote:I don't know, but I ate this rare chicken last night in Thailand, that was $2,000 per plate. I just returned from my weekend trip to Saturn, and it was delicious.

/MB'd.

lol'd
Jan 19, 2014 10:30pm
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HitsRus

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Jan 19, 2014 10:35 PM


/boatshoes'd
Jan 19, 2014 10:35pm
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Sonofanump

Jan 19, 2014 10:42 PM
I LOL if it dies crossing the road.

/Said.
Jan 19, 2014 10:42pm
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Sonofanump

Jan 19, 2014 10:43 PM
Because it has better college numbers than Kepernick or Welson and the Broewns should trade up to draft him.

/Footwedge
Jan 19, 2014 10:43pm
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Sonofanump

Jan 19, 2014 10:45 PM
Because of a mass transit strike he could not take the bus to get an overrated beer than only I can drink out here in Cali.

/COA.
Jan 19, 2014 10:45pm
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Jan 19, 2014 10:46 PM
Sonofanump;1569440 wrote:Because it has better college numbers than Kepernick or Welson and the Broewns should trade up to draft him.

/Footwedge
Lol
Jan 19, 2014 10:46pm
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TedSheckler

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Jan 19, 2014 10:50 PM
The chicken was drunk and asking for it. It's 5% the chickens fault.

FWK'd
Jan 19, 2014 10:50pm
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kurty66

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Jan 19, 2014 11:05 PM
"The Chicken's Rationale for Crossing the Road"

(followed by 8 paragraphs of analysis)

/O-trap'd
Jan 19, 2014 11:05pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Jan 20, 2014 12:03 AM
the chicken was in a wheelchair, he ice skated across the road

/fwk'd
Jan 20, 2014 12:03am
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DeyDurkie5

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Jan 20, 2014 12:04 AM
I jerked off the chicken and i'm not sorry. I love porn

/otrap'd
Jan 20, 2014 12:04am
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1_beast

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Jan 20, 2014 12:41 AM
hoping for a train ride from bloody toothbrush

/BRF'd
Jan 20, 2014 12:41am
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Commander of Awesome

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Jan 20, 2014 1:24 AM
to Go Fuck Yourself /Durkie
Jan 20, 2014 1:24am
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Commander of Awesome

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Jan 20, 2014 1:27 AM
the chicken is trying to escape his daughter asking him for help/money and he doesnt have either. Also he's drunj at 930 am on a tuesday. /Tiernan
Jan 20, 2014 1:27am
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hang_loose

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Jan 20, 2014 2:21 AM
KFC...KFC...KFC... Nobody noticed the old guy in the white suit (with a cleaver in his hand) trying to catch up... Not Freddie either, no hockey mask!
Jan 20, 2014 2:21am
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TedSheckler

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Jan 20, 2014 6:48 AM
More chickens die from crossing the road than as a result of guns. RIP honorable chickens.

/Belly'd
Jan 20, 2014 6:48am
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vball10set

paying it forward

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Jan 20, 2014 7:49 AM
'cause he was drunk and was a deadbeat chicken

/Tearnan'd
Jan 20, 2014 7:49am
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vball10set

paying it forward

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Jan 20, 2014 7:50 AM
'cause it was Wednesday

/justin'd
Jan 20, 2014 7:50am
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Ironman92

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Jan 20, 2014 10:54 AM
He was trying to beat his record of 3.91 seconds.

/Ironman'd
Jan 20, 2014 10:54am