Raw Dawgin' it;1547731 wrote:This thread has taught me that I'm Jewish and that i should divorce my psycho wife.

Honestly wish you would just go ahead and divorce your wife. Too many boring men on these forums married to one poon for the rest of their life. How depressing.

No significant other. I'll be treating myself to a new tv, tv stand, and an xbox 1. Probably some more work clothes as well.

Get to spend my money on myself, while getting the secks on the side with no commitment. win/win.

sleeper;1547742 wrote:Honestly wish you would just go ahead and divorce your wife. Too many boring men on these forums married to one poon for the rest of their life. How depressing.

Lets add depressed to the list. I'm depressed too.

Pick6;1547746 wrote:No significant other. I'll be treating myself to a new tv, tv stand, and an xbox 1. Probably some more work clothes as well.

Get to spend my money on myself, while getting the secks on the side with no commitment. win/win.

you can write sex, we're not 12 year olds.

Well after doing some thinking and getting great advice from Me?, I'm gonna buy my wife a $500 gift card to Bath and Body. She'll love it. Thanks everyone!

Pick6;1547746 wrote:No significant other. I'll be treating myself to a new tv, tv stand, and an xbox 1. Probably some more work clothes as well.

Get to spend my money on myself, while getting the secks on the side with no commitment. win/win.

Not spending money to get sex? How?

Raw Dawgin' it;1547750 wrote:you can write sex, we're not 12 year olds.

coming from the guy with the username "Raw Dawgin' it"

sleeper;1547742 wrote:Honestly wish you would just go ahead and divorce your wife. Too many boring men on these forums married to one poon for the rest of their life. How depressing.

40 years and never a boring moment, never depressed and hell of a lot of fun, excitement, adventure and most of all freedom.

Belly35;1547767 wrote:40 years and never a boring moment, never depressed and hell of a lot of fun, excitement, adventure and most of all freedom.

Freedom eh? How about the freedom to tag whatever you want at any time? What about the ability to quit your job and move to Idaho at a whims notice?

I've said it before on here and I'll say it again; Marriage is a sucker play for anyone but women.

sleeper;1547761 wrote:Not spending money to get sex? How?

Little bit of luck I suppose. The law of averages plays out, though. I spend money on some girls I actually have interest in and it doesn't go anywhere.

I would be pretty bummed if I didn't get to buy a gift for my significant other. Even if it's something small, I really enjoy being creative and putting thought into it. I like to think I am a pretty good gift giver.

Pick6;1547746 wrote: Get to spend my money on myself, while getting the secks on the side with no commitment. win/win.

Left side, then right side.

vdubb96;1547753 wrote:Well after doing some thinking and getting great advice from Me?, I'm gonna buy my wife a $500 gift card to Bath and Body. She'll love it. Thanks everyone!

Good choice vdubb. If we learned anything from this thread it's that ALL women go 'crazie' over Bath and Body Works !!!

jesus..not every girl I know is obsessed with bath and body works, but the majority of them I've come across are.

Fab4Runner;1547775 wrote:I would be pretty bummed if I didn't get to buy a gift for my significant other. Even if it's something small, I really enjoy being creative and putting thought into it. I like to think I am a pretty good gift giver.

You want a $500 gift card to bath/body???

Don't you think there is a reason that there is a Bath and Body Works in damn near every mall, even the tiny little malls that no one goes to? Don't you think there is also a reason they have a sale on candles like 10 times a year? It's a multibillion dollar per year company. The founder is even the namesake of the OSU med center! There is a reason for all this...women love that shit. And it's fine with me too because my house always smells glorious.

Regardless, you're all caught up on one example out of many I could have given. I simply used one example that is basically universal to make my point that buying gifts for women literally couldn't be easier. I'm a dude, don't you think I'd love to say it's ridiculously hard as a cop out? Of course I would. But the truth is it couldn't be much easier. You can even order the shit from your phone! The point is, there is an almost endless amount of stuff you can buy a woman and A LOT of it is relatively cheap, therefore it's pretty simple.

Me?;1547801 wrote:Don't you think there is a reason that there is a Bath and Body Works in damn near every mall, even the tiny little malls that no one goes to? Don't you think there is also a reason they have a sale on candles like 10 times a year? It's a multibillion dollar per year company. The founder is even the namesake of the OSU med center! There is a reason for all this...women love that shit. And it's fine with me too because my house always smells glorious.

Regardless, you're all caught up on one example out of many I could have given. I simply used one example that is basically universal to make my point that buying gifts for women literally couldn't be easier. I'm a dude, don't you think I'd love to say it's ridiculously hard as a cop out? Of course I would. But the truth is it couldn't be much easier. You can even order the shit from your phone! The point is, there is an almost endless amount of stuff you can buy a woman and A LOT of it is relatively cheap, therefore it's pretty simple.

No... People aren't all caught up on your example. They're caught up on you being a dumb ass.

Pick6;1547772 wrote:Little bit of luck I suppose. The law of averages plays out, though. I spend money on some girls I actually have interest in and it doesn't go anywhere.

I've always said "I'd rather be lucky than good". I rarely get a woman without spending some money although it does happen from time to time(usually a mutual friends party).

ernest_t_bass;1547803 wrote:No... People aren't all caught up on your example. They're caught up on you being a dumb ass.

BINGO !!!

ernest_t_bass;1547803 wrote:No... People aren't all caught up on your example. They're caught up on you being a dumb ass.

yessir

vdubb96;1547791 wrote:You want a $500 gift card to bath/body???

I'd be okay with a gift from there. It's not my favorite store by any means, but I do love candles.

Fab4Runner;1547824 wrote:I'd be okay with a gift from there. It's not my favorite store by any means, but I do love candles.

Yankee > Bath Body Works

Curly J;1547827 wrote:Yankee > Bath Body Works

Depends on the scent. Both have great ones and both have terrible ones.

Fab4Runner;1547831 wrote:Depends on the scent. Both have great ones and both have terrible ones.

/TWSS'd