Mohican00;1526622 wrote:no, I was not a juvenile delinquent

Another vote for this.

People who smash pumpkins - in my experience - are stupid future drug users who cannot think of creative ways to use their time. They tend to have white trash characteristics, don't read books and can generally expect to bounce from low hourly to low hourly work when they hit the workforce.

thavoice;1526688 wrote:What are yard balls?

We would transition from pumpkin smashing to lightbulbing (taking a christmas light out of a strand) in the winter. Back then ya take one light out and many times the whole strand would go out.

It sounds like you were a stupid kid. I assume you're now a stupid adult. If this is/was your idea of fun, you are simple. Plus you go to Hooters, so I'm assuming you have a deep white trash nature as well.