What would be your most unimaginable non-violent torture method

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Sep 6, 2013 8:46 AM
You're being held captive, and tortured. What non-violent torture method would drive you the most insane?

For me...the bottom of my feet being tickled.
Sep 6, 2013 8:46am
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TedSheckler

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Sep 6, 2013 8:48 AM
Jerked off to death.
Sep 6, 2013 8:48am
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SportsAndLady

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Sep 6, 2013 8:50 AM
TedSheckler;1496259 wrote:Jerked off to death.
"ooh yeah..yeahh. yeah...no! no! no!" *dies*
Sep 6, 2013 8:50am
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said_aouita

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Sep 6, 2013 8:53 AM
Non-stop 24/7 playing of Beevis and Butthead moronathon on an endless loop.

kidding.



Having to live in a house full of retarded fat people - That honey-boo boo tv show.
Sep 6, 2013 8:53am
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 6, 2013 9:11 AM
Having an everlasting boner, that kills you, because it's everlasting.
Sep 6, 2013 9:11am
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BR1986FB

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Sep 6, 2013 9:16 AM
Having my eyelids propped open while watching Honey Boo Boo's mom do a 24/7 totally nude lap dance.
Sep 6, 2013 9:16am
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hasbeen

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Sep 6, 2013 9:18 AM
Touching my shoulders or have someone write on a chalk board incorrectly(not putting the chalk at an angle. If you write straight on, the sound is awful).
Sep 6, 2013 9:18am
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Sep 6, 2013 9:21 AM
Being trapped in a room with no entertainment other than a DVD play and the "Duck Dynesty" complete collection.
Sep 6, 2013 9:21am
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Sep 6, 2013 9:32 AM
Non stop crying baby. Fuck babies.
Sep 6, 2013 9:32am
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Tiernan

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Sep 6, 2013 9:33 AM
Having a really plain looking woman in sensible shoes wanting to tell me about Jesus 24/7.
Sep 6, 2013 9:33am
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Belly35

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Sep 6, 2013 10:03 AM
Being chained in a set on this ride Swing Ship

Sep 6, 2013 10:03am
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Sep 6, 2013 10:19 AM
Being Belly's personal editor.
Sep 6, 2013 10:19am
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queencitybuckeye

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Sep 6, 2013 10:23 AM
Riding in a car driven by Tiernan. You know what's going to happen, just not when.
Sep 6, 2013 10:23am
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Sep 6, 2013 10:37 AM
Having my eyes propped opened with tooth picks and watching anything to do with feet. Fuck feet they are nasty as fuck.
Sep 6, 2013 10:37am
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Sep 6, 2013 10:38 AM
mcburg93;1496338 wrote:Having my eyes propped opened with tooth picks and watching anything to do with feet. Fuck feet they are nasty as fuck.
This does not please Rex Ryan.....
Sep 6, 2013 10:38am
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Sep 6, 2013 10:40 AM
mcburg93;1496338 wrote:Having my eyes propped opened with tooth picks and watching anything to do with feet. Fuck feet they are nasty as fuck.
Eyes propped open with tooth picks seems like it would be somewhat violent, so you fail. Negs.
Sep 6, 2013 10:40am
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Sep 6, 2013 10:45 AM
Being left in solitary. Id almost rather have (mild) torture that be left alone for days on end. I cant stand not being able to comunicate with the world/people.
Sep 6, 2013 10:45am
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Sep 6, 2013 11:14 AM
Being locked in a room with my one co-worker to listen to her complain about her job, family and assorted other things non-stop. Like she does in the office, but now I have nothing to do to occupy my time and no way to escape.
Sep 6, 2013 11:14am
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Sep 6, 2013 11:36 AM
Heretic;1496369 wrote:Being locked in a room with my one co-worker to listen to her complain about her job, family and assorted other things non-stop. Like she does in the office, but now I have nothing to do to occupy my time and no way to escape.
Sep 6, 2013 11:36am
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Sep 6, 2013 12:00 PM
queencitybuckeye;1496327 wrote:Riding in a car driven by Tiernan. You know what's going to happen, just not when.
LOL
Sep 6, 2013 12:00pm
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Sep 6, 2013 12:43 PM
Commander of Awesome;1496376 wrote:
That's so like her. Except for how that chick is drawn to look sex-worthy. The swamp-beast in my office makes the less-photogenic farm animals look disturbingly attractive.
Sep 6, 2013 12:43pm
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Sep 6, 2013 12:45 PM
Having to watch high school football with people from Steubenville.
Sep 6, 2013 12:45pm
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4cards

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Sep 6, 2013 3:50 PM
...being trapped in a mens room w/Fairwood King
Sep 6, 2013 3:50pm
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Sep 6, 2013 4:12 PM
4cards;1496482 wrote:...being trapped in a mens room w/Fairwood King
Hey, if you were standing in front of a urinal and whipped it out, whatever he does to it is 5% your fault!
Sep 6, 2013 4:12pm
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Sep 6, 2013 4:37 PM
If your standing in front of an urinal your schlong is right at FWK's face height since he's in the wheelchair.
Sep 6, 2013 4:37pm