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Jul 30, 2013 1:55 PM
Hide yo kids! Hide yo pets!

[h=1]James Lee Lyons, Florida Sex Offender, Arrested For Having Sex With Neighbor's Dog[/h]


The alleged abuse was uncovered after Lyons' neighbor noticed his dog was missing, according to The Times-Union.
When the neighbor began to investigate, he noticed Lyons carrying the dog from his trailer. Because the dog was acting strangely, its owner took it to the hospital, where bestiality was suspected by the emergency veterinarian on duty, according to the St. Augustine Record.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/28/james-lee-lyons-sex-dog-arrrested_n_3667476.html?ir=Crime


SMFH
Jul 30, 2013 1:55pm
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Tiernan

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Jul 30, 2013 2:12 PM
Hilarious...if you toggle down on the Huffington page past the Beastiality story you see where Lisa Kudrow says "David Schwimmer Scared Me With Anal Sex Talk".
Jul 30, 2013 2:12pm
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Jul 30, 2013 2:35 PM
Outlaw Florida.
Jul 30, 2013 2:35pm
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Tiernan

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Jul 30, 2013 3:05 PM
#1DBag;1480372 wrote:Outlaw Florida.
Are you nutz?...and single handedly kill Court TV?
Jul 30, 2013 3:05pm
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Ironman92

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Jul 30, 2013 4:19 PM
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Jul 30, 2013 4:19pm
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sherm03

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Jul 30, 2013 4:42 PM
Tiernan;1480380 wrote:Are you nutz?...and single handedly kill Court TV?
You realize it has been almost 5 and a half years since Court TV was a thing, right?
Jul 30, 2013 4:42pm
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gut

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Jul 30, 2013 7:44 PM
I feel bad for the vet that determined it was bestiality.
Jul 30, 2013 7:44pm
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LJ

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Jul 30, 2013 8:01 PM
gut;1480500 wrote:I feel bad for the vet that determined it was bestiality.

My wife has had to do 2 beastiality exams....
Jul 30, 2013 8:01pm
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gut

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Jul 30, 2013 8:03 PM
LJ;1480502 wrote:My wife has had to do 2 beastiality exams....
We should lock them in a room with a pit bull and say "have at it"
Jul 30, 2013 8:03pm
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Al Bundy

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Jul 30, 2013 8:19 PM
It is at least 5% the dog's fault
Jul 30, 2013 8:19pm
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Classyposter58

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Jul 30, 2013 8:36 PM
Guess the dog was just too tight huh
Jul 30, 2013 8:36pm
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Curly J

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Jul 31, 2013 12:28 AM
Al Bundy;1480510 wrote:It is at least 5% the dog's fault

Yes. The dog should have never put itself in that situation.
Jul 31, 2013 12:28am
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Heretic

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Jul 31, 2013 11:59 AM
Al Bundy;1480510 wrote:It is at least 5% the dog's fault
Curly J;1480622 wrote:Yes. The dog should have never put itself in that situation.
These were repped because fuck FWK. Damn drunken slut dog!
Jul 31, 2013 11:59am