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Curly J

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Jun 20, 2013 3:58 PM
Belly35;1460530 wrote::laugh: WTF Cats next we will find out you live with your parents and drive a GEO Metro.
I may not be able to spell or have good grammar but admitting to be a cat owner is weak mofo

Thank for making my day ........***** :laugh:
This from the 'fella' offering Gardening tips. :rolleyes:
Jun 20, 2013 3:58pm
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Belly35

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Jun 20, 2013 4:12 PM
Curly J;1460734 wrote:This from the 'fella' offering Gardening tips. :rolleyes:
Good point .. However this just proves that guys with eye patches are very complexes individual with worldly traits and women what us where as other just play in litter </SPAN>
Jun 20, 2013 4:12pm
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HitsRus

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Jun 20, 2013 4:41 PM
LOL at the guys who have little squeaky rat dogs dissing on guys that own cats.
Jun 20, 2013 4:41pm
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steubbigred

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Jun 20, 2013 7:56 PM
Is your box clean
Jun 20, 2013 7:56pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Jun 20, 2013 9:54 PM
Curly J;1460734 wrote:This from the 'fella' offering Gardening tips. :rolleyes:
LOL reps.

Started a garden tips from belly thread, and yet cat owners are the phags. I've heard it all now.
Jun 20, 2013 9:54pm
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reclegend22

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Jun 20, 2013 10:16 PM
I'd ask my and my sister's childhood kitten who her murderer was. I suspect that it was my neighbor, but it would be nice to finally put the mystery to rest.
Jun 20, 2013 10:16pm
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Jun 20, 2013 10:43 PM
reclegend22;1460865 wrote:I'd ask my and my sister's childhood kitten who her murderer was. I suspect that it was my neighbor, but it would be nice to finally put the mystery to rest.

For real?
Jun 20, 2013 10:43pm
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reclegend22

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Jun 20, 2013 11:14 PM
Midstate01;1460877 wrote:For real?
Yeah. The body was never found.

Growing up, we had a neighbor who hated our cats -- we never had more than two at a time but they would go over into his barn and hang out or whatever the fuck cats do -- and we had three cats go missing in total at different times. Two of those -- my little sister's cats -- I know he "took for a ride" for sure and the third I believe he executed. It was all very sad.
Jun 20, 2013 11:14pm
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GoChiefs

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Jun 21, 2013 3:07 AM
reclegend22;1460890 wrote:Yeah. The body was never found.

Growing up, we had a neighbor who hated our cats -- we never had more than two at a time but they would go over into his barn and hang out or whatever the fuck cats do -- and we had three cats go missing in total at different times. Two of those -- my little sister's cats -- I know he "took for a ride" for sure and the third I believe he executed. It was all very sad.

Hell, I thought it was your sister that was murdered at first after reading your initial post. Lol
Jun 21, 2013 3:07am
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said_aouita

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Jun 21, 2013 3:26 AM
Belly35;1460746 wrote:Good point .. However this just proves that guys with eye patches are very complexes individual with worldly traits
Who can not spell. :p
Jun 21, 2013 3:26am
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said_aouita

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Jun 21, 2013 3:27 AM
reclegend22;1460890 wrote:Yeah. The body was never found.

Growing up, we had a neighbor who hated our cats I know he "took for a ride" for sure and the third I believe he executed. It was all very sad.
His house would have made a nice bon fire.
Jun 21, 2013 3:27am
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Jun 21, 2013 5:26 AM
Why it's such a whore.
Jun 21, 2013 5:26am
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Wally

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Jun 21, 2013 6:57 AM
I asked my dog why he licks his balls. He just smiled and said "Because I can"
Jun 21, 2013 6:57am
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reclegend22

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Jun 21, 2013 9:15 AM
GoChiefs;1460997 wrote:Hell, I thought it was your sister that was murdered at first after reading your initial post. Lol
Lol. That would have been pretty nonchalant of me.

Upon re-reading my original post, though, I can see where there may have been some confusion. And lol at midstate's post. I think he thought the same thing. Yeah, it was just a kitten who was killed, not my sister.
Jun 21, 2013 9:15am
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said_aouita

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Jun 21, 2013 11:07 AM
Belly35;1460693 wrote:The guys with an eye patch can kick most people ass and never forget who makes rude purposeless comments. Hope this helps :)

Peoples.

and I'm assuming the comment did have a purpose. Most likely it was coming from a cat owner who doesn't appreciate it when somebody thinks it's manly to point out how they hate cats and makes fun of others who own them.


What are you going to do, come shoot me?

Hope this helps
Jun 21, 2013 11:07am
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Jun 21, 2013 11:11 AM
I'd ask our puppy why he's a little azzhole. Barks nonstop, steals the cats food but won't eat his own, pisses & craps on my treadmill, etc.
Jun 21, 2013 11:11am
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Jun 21, 2013 11:35 AM
said_aouita;1461122 wrote:
Peoples.

and I'm assuming the comment did have a purpose. Most likely it was coming from a cat owner who doesn't appreciate it when somebody thinks it's manly to point out how they hate cats and makes fun of others who own them.


What are you going to do, come shoot me?

Hope this helps
people's

If you're going to correct someone's grammar, do it right.

Hope this helps.
Jun 21, 2013 11:35am
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said_aouita

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Jun 21, 2013 3:19 PM
TedSheckler;1461145 wrote:people's

If you're going to correct someone's grammar, do it right.

Hope this helps.
darn
I didn't think I needed the '.

I'll prob' never learn so it doesn't really help...
Jun 21, 2013 3:19pm
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O-Trap

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Jun 23, 2013 4:24 AM
"What percentage of the cut will you accept in order for me to get you to talk on live television?"
Jun 23, 2013 4:24am