If your pet could talk, what would you ask it?

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Jun 20, 2013 9:18 AM
or what would it say?

My two cats Brutus and Whodey could write a novel. But I'm guessing they would just say "feed me dammit!"
Jun 20, 2013 9:18am
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Jun 20, 2013 9:27 AM
Did he shit on the floor out of spite 9/5/11. I've always suspected. It was a heinous shit btw, that's why the date sticks in my mind.
Jun 20, 2013 9:27am
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Tiernan

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Jun 20, 2013 9:29 AM
Devils Advocate;1460512 wrote:or what would it say?

My two cats Brutus and Whodey could write a novel. But I'm guessing they would just say "feed me dammit!"
You have cats? watta puss
Jun 20, 2013 9:29am
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Jun 20, 2013 9:35 AM
Do you want to get fixed and your teeth cleaned? Sorry, too late, took you in today to get both.
Jun 20, 2013 9:35am
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Jun 20, 2013 9:39 AM
Devils Advocate;1460512 wrote:or what would it say?

My two cats Brutus and Whodey could write a novel. But I'm guessing they would just say "feed me dammit!"
:laugh: WTF Cats next we will find out you live with your parents and drive a GEO Metro.
I may not be able to spell or have good grammar but admitting to be a cat owner is weak mofo

Thank for making my day ........***** :laugh:
Jun 20, 2013 9:39am
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Jun 20, 2013 9:41 AM
I'd ask both my cat and dog why they chase a red laser pointer dot around the room.
Jun 20, 2013 9:41am
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ernest_t_bass

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Jun 20, 2013 9:41 AM
Why can't you shut the fuck up when asked?
Jun 20, 2013 9:41am
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Jun 20, 2013 9:43 AM
ernest_t_bass;1460533 wrote:Why can't you shit the fuck up when asked?
I'd ask my pet if it can spell and type better than etb.
Jun 20, 2013 9:43am
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Jun 20, 2013 9:52 AM
Oops. Fixed.
Jun 20, 2013 9:52am
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Jun 20, 2013 10:11 AM
I don't own any pets.
Hope this helps.
Jun 20, 2013 10:11am
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raiderbuck

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Jun 20, 2013 10:24 AM
I don't have any pets, but my neighbors have a little pup that howls whenever they leave for work. I'd probably ask him to shut the hell up, they're coming back. They do this everyday, how do you not know this by now?
Jun 20, 2013 10:24am
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Brudda o da bomber

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Jun 20, 2013 10:30 AM
Tiernan;1460518 wrote:You have cats? watta ****
Sounds like a jelous dog question.
Belly35;1460530 wrote::laugh: WTF Cats next we will find out you live with your parents and drive a GEO Metro.
I may not be able to spell or have good grammar but admitting to be a cat owner is weak mofo

Thank for making my day ........***** :laugh:
Seems like an odd question. Exactly what is weak mofo?
Rotinaj;1460556 wrote:I don't own any pets.
Hope this helps.
It would if I gave a fuck about people that didn't have pets....


Maybe a spinoff is in order.
Jun 20, 2013 10:30am
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Jun 20, 2013 10:49 AM
Belly35;1460530 wrote::laugh: WTF Cats next we will find out you live with your parents and drive a GEO Metro.
I may not be able to spell or have good grammar but admitting to be a cat owner is weak mofo

Thank for making my day ........***** :laugh:
I bet most cat owners have two eyes and people who wear an eye patch prefer dogs.
Jun 20, 2013 10:49am
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Jun 20, 2013 11:07 AM
I would ask my dog what makes him pick the spot he does when he takes a shit. He walks around for 5 minutes sniffing. Then he picks a certain spot to shit. Just always wondered why it had to be just that spot.
Jun 20, 2013 11:07am
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MontyBrunswick

Jun 20, 2013 12:21 PM
Belly35;1460530 wrote::laugh: WTF Cats next we will find out you live with your parents and drive a GEO Metro.
I may not be able to spell or have good grammar but admitting to be a cat owner is weak mofo

Thank for making my day ........***** :laugh:
Personal attack. Reported.
Jun 20, 2013 12:21pm
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Jun 20, 2013 12:30 PM
Why do you stare at the same spot on the wall for 10 minutes?
Jun 20, 2013 12:30pm
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Jun 20, 2013 1:15pm
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Jun 20, 2013 1:34 PM
Devils Advocate;1460512 wrote:My two cats Brutus and Whodey
I thought you named your cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPMFmMGFe_g after reading quickly
Jun 20, 2013 1:34pm
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Jun 20, 2013 1:36 PM
So, the people ripping on cat owners are:

1. A racist drunk.
2. A batshit crazy guy who doesn't care about anything except having the ability to openly carry a gun everywhere he goes (apparently something else doesn't "fire on command", eh?).

Somehow, I feel no self-doubt or chagrin about being a cat owner after this.
Jun 20, 2013 1:36pm
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Jun 20, 2013 1:37 PM
I would ask my dog if it gets uncomfortable when it see's me scrogging w/ the wife.
Jun 20, 2013 1:37pm
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Jun 20, 2013 2:32 PM
I would ask him why he keeps pissing and shitting in the house....weeks after he had it cut and trained not to.
Jun 20, 2013 2:32pm
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Jun 20, 2013 2:50 PM
I would ask why she died
Jun 20, 2013 2:50pm
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Jun 20, 2013 3:05 PM
He'd probably tell me that ever since the baby came he gets no love and to go fuck myself.
Jun 20, 2013 3:05pm
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Jun 20, 2013 3:11 PM
said_aouita;1460568 wrote:I bet most cat owners have two eyes and people who wear an eye patch prefer dogs.
Generally that hold true with one added value. The guys with an eye patch can kick most people ass and never forget who makes rude purposeless comments. Hope this helps :)</SPAN>
Jun 20, 2013 3:11pm
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Jun 20, 2013 3:42 PM
I would ask my dog not to tell the wife all the times she's caught me jerking off.
Jun 20, 2013 3:42pm