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May 16, 2013 2:30 PM
justincredible;1443824 wrote:Yeah. This would work, too.
This mean you wouldn't chug syrup?
May 16, 2013 2:30pm
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May 16, 2013 2:35 PM
Commander of Awesome;1443826 wrote:This mean you wouldn't chug syrup?
I'd chug more.
May 16, 2013 2:35pm
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May 16, 2013 2:46 PM
FatHobbit;1443820 wrote:I'd grab so many titties...
among other things
SnotBubbles;1443821 wrote:You got molested at 6, didn't you?
yes and I still managed not to kill myself
Commander of Awesome;1443823 wrote:Wouldn't that be a downgrade in knowledge?

BOOM!
How do you downgrade when everything stays the same? BOOM!
May 16, 2013 2:46pm
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May 16, 2013 4:00 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1443706 wrote:I grew up next to a farm and worked as a kid on it. I'll never do it again.
Yea but farmers jobs are easy, just ask 609.
May 16, 2013 4:00pm
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May 16, 2013 5:34 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1443817 wrote:I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
This would be great.
May 16, 2013 5:34pm
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May 16, 2013 5:38 PM
1945. You would be 15-25 in 1960-1970, which would've been awesome.
May 16, 2013 5:38pm
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May 16, 2013 5:40 PM
like_that;1443810 wrote:LOL, chasing is all you would doing too.

LOLOLOLOLOL. LOLOLOLOLOL. You got me good, you fucker!
May 16, 2013 5:40pm
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May 16, 2013 5:41 PM
SnotBubbles;1443814 wrote:THAT'S what we want to hear from today's educators! I feel good knowing that the teacher of my children wishes he or she was young again so they could tag some barely legal ass!

21 is barely legal?
May 16, 2013 5:41pm
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May 16, 2013 5:48 PM
sherm03;1443762 wrote:Fuck the 1920s. Would never want to be around during a time when alcohol was illegal.
Possession wasn't. Only manufacture and distribution.
May 16, 2013 5:48pm
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May 16, 2013 6:54 PM
justincredible;1443672 wrote:What year would you change it to?
3000. Screw going back to the past, I want to see flying cars and crazy shit.
May 16, 2013 6:54pm
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May 16, 2013 6:56 PM
Commander of Awesome;1443728 wrote:[HR][/HR]I'd want to be born so I was a teenager/early 20s back when the Browns were pwning the league and the steelers were the laughingstock of the league for 40 yrs.

I would also beat the living **** out of art model if I were given the opportunity.
ART MODEL WAS A GOOD MAN. HE SUPPORTED THE RED!

STOP HATING
May 16, 2013 6:56pm
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May 16, 2013 9:02 PM
I wish I'd been born in the 90s...1890s.
May 16, 2013 9:02pm
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May 16, 2013 11:19 PM
I'd like to have been in my 20s during the late 1960s, 1880s in the old west, or back when Attila the Hun was dominating bitches.
May 16, 2013 11:19pm
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May 16, 2013 11:28 PM
Wouldn't mind being born in the 40's so I could go into any Midwestern city and say wow this place isn't a shithole. Would have loved to see Detroit and Cleveland in their heyday, heck even Toledo used to be a lot nicer and a 60k job in todays standards was readily available
May 16, 2013 11:28pm
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May 16, 2013 11:31 PM
ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
:thumbup:That's one helluva year there
May 16, 2013 11:31pm
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May 17, 2013 12:44 AM
I gotta say, there is no damn way I would want to be born before 1985(my birth year). Finding out information from the world in the fucking newspaper would be awful, not being able to see every game on TV like you can today would suck, and cars now are so much nicer than older cars(heated seats, heated steering wheel, etc.). There is no way I could trade all of that in.
May 17, 2013 12:44am
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May 17, 2013 1:21 AM
I'd go back to like the 1820s so that I could bone as many girls as I want and not get any STDs (that I knew of) as well as having the ability to basically tell them to GFY if they talked back


Or the 1950s so that I could experience the 70s

either or
May 17, 2013 1:21am
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May 17, 2013 9:24 AM
ohiobucks1;1444201 wrote:I'd go back to like the 1820s so that I could bone as many girls as I want and not get any STDs (that I knew of)
Nothing like dying from syphilis
May 17, 2013 9:24am
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May 17, 2013 10:12 AM
Terry_Tate;1444190 wrote:I gotta say, there is no damn way I would want to be born before 1985(my birth year). Finding out information from the world in the fucking newspaper would be awful, not being able to see every game on TV like you can today would suck, and cars now are so much nicer than older cars(heated seats, heated steering wheel, etc.). There is no way I could trade all of that in.
Im under the impression we wouldnt know any better.

I think life was much simpler and in general more enjoyable back in the day. Working for food and property seems so much better then working for all the shit we have to pay for nowadays.
May 17, 2013 10:12am
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May 17, 2013 10:24 AM
Laley23;1444291 wrote:Im under the impression we wouldnt know any better.

I think life was much simpler and in general more enjoyable back in the day. Working for food and property seems so much better then working for all the shit we have to pay for nowadays.
Yep, this. I remember as a kid, waiting until after my mom got home to read the sports section of the paper so I could check the NBA standings.
May 17, 2013 10:24am
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May 17, 2013 10:33 AM
Or 1970, so that I would have been old enough to watch the NBA through the '80s. I really wish I would have been old enough to appreciate those Celtics-Lakers and Bulls-Pistons series'.
May 17, 2013 10:33am
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May 17, 2013 10:35 AM
reclegend22;1444303 wrote:1996. So I could hang out with my little sister's friend without the complications of federal prison.
Somehow this creeps me out.
May 17, 2013 10:35am
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May 17, 2013 10:36 AM
FatHobbit;1444306 wrote:Somehow this creeps me out.
Haha yeah, I'm obviously kidding.
May 17, 2013 10:36am
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May 17, 2013 10:40 AM
I'll remove it, though, since it didn't quite hit the mark. Lol.
May 17, 2013 10:40am
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May 17, 2013 11:32 AM
The early to mid 50's for me.....would've loved to watch the baseball stars of the 60's and actually have memories if the BRM. Seems like most people born then are doing well still.
May 17, 2013 11:32am