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May 16, 2013 11:59 AM
Belly35;1443714 wrote:I'm good 1949 was just perfect ... what a great time and crazy days...

I wouldn't change a thing.
Yeahhhhhhh riiiiiiiight.

We all know you'd love to be a slave owner. ;)
May 16, 2013 11:59am
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May 16, 2013 12:01 PM
Most all of you a picking hairy vagina eras. Gross.

It would be cool to live on the frontier, off the land. But it would also get old and you'd die at 42 of the common cold.

The roaring 20's would be cool, but then you'd have to deal with the Great Depression.

I'm going to go with 1908. For obvious reasons.
May 16, 2013 12:01pm
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May 16, 2013 12:04 PM
SnotBubbles;1443740 wrote:I'm going to go with 1908. For obvious reasons.
Tunguska?
May 16, 2013 12:04pm
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May 16, 2013 12:06 PM
FatHobbit;1443744 wrote:Tunguska?
Precisely. Fucking Tunguska.
May 16, 2013 12:06pm
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May 16, 2013 12:30 PM
Commander of Awesome;1443728 wrote:[HR][/HR]I'd want to be born so I was a teenager/early 20s back when the Browns were pwning the league and the steelers were the laughingstock of the league for 40 yrs.

I would also beat the living shit out of art model if I were given the opportunity.
SnotBubbles;1443740 wrote: The roaring 20's would be cool, but then you'd have to deal with the Great Depression.
Fuck the 1920s. Would never want to be around during a time when alcohol was illegal.
May 16, 2013 12:30pm
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May 16, 2013 12:32 PM
SnotBubbles;1443740 wrote:Most all of you a picking hairy vagina eras. Gross.

It would be cool to live on the frontier, off the land. But it would also get old and you'd die at 42 of the common cold.
May 16, 2013 12:32pm
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May 16, 2013 12:34 PM
sherm03;1443762 wrote:Fuck the 1920s. Would never want to be around during a time when alcohol was illegal.
lol...there were plenty of places to buy / consume alcohol.
May 16, 2013 12:34pm
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May 16, 2013 12:34 PM
I'd want to be an Egyptian Pharaoh, as having the classification of Man-God is something I'd do well with, I think. So back then.
May 16, 2013 12:34pm
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May 16, 2013 12:38 PM
SnotBubbles;1443766 wrote:lol...there were plenty of places to buy / consume alcohol.
Obviously. But I wouldn't want to have to worry about getting raided every time I had a drink.
May 16, 2013 12:38pm
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May 16, 2013 12:51 PM
sherm03;1443769 wrote:Obviously. But I wouldn't want to have to worry about getting raided every time I had a drink.
Oh, don't be such a baby.
May 16, 2013 12:51pm
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May 16, 2013 1:42 PM
1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
May 16, 2013 1:42pm
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May 16, 2013 1:49 PM
justincredible;1443775 wrote:Oh, don't be such a baby.
I'm too much of a snob, too. I'd also have qualms about drinking booze that someone made in their bathtub.
May 16, 2013 1:49pm
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May 16, 2013 2:02 PM
ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
May 16, 2013 2:02pm
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May 16, 2013 2:04 PM
I'll go with 1940's....and it would be my life's goal to find a real life Don Draper to boss me around and confine me to hotel rooms.
May 16, 2013 2:04pm
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May 16, 2013 2:05 PM
ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
I wonder if I would be any better at it or does it just seem easier now because I'm out of the game?
May 16, 2013 2:05pm
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May 16, 2013 2:05 PM
ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
LOL, chasing is all you would doing too.
May 16, 2013 2:05pm
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May 16, 2013 2:11 PM
Fab4Runner;1443808 wrote:I'll go with 1940's....and it would be my life's goal to find a real life Don Draper to boss me around and confine me to hotel rooms.
You don't need to go back in time to find a womanizing boss to treat you like a whore.
May 16, 2013 2:11pm
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May 16, 2013 2:12 PM
ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
Sounds good - i'd change my major too and come out with a degree that can make me some money.
May 16, 2013 2:12pm
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May 16, 2013 2:15 PM
ernest_t_bass;1443798 wrote:1992. I'd be 21 right now. Would love chasing today's tail.
THAT'S what we want to hear from today's educators! I feel good knowing that the teacher of my children wishes he or she was young again so they could tag some barely legal ass!
May 16, 2013 2:15pm
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May 16, 2013 2:20 PM
Was born in 1984. Didn't have "my" first cell phone till frosh year of college. There weren't picture messages, snap chat, etc. I would choose to be born in 1995...then I would be in the golden age of cell phone porn.
May 16, 2013 2:20pm
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May 16, 2013 2:23 PM
I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
May 16, 2013 2:23pm
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May 16, 2013 2:25 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1443817 wrote:I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
I'd grab so many titties...
May 16, 2013 2:25pm
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May 16, 2013 2:25 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1443817 wrote:I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
You got molested at 6, didn't you?
May 16, 2013 2:25pm
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May 16, 2013 2:28 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1443817 wrote:I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
Wouldn't that be a downgrade in knowledge?

BOOM!
May 16, 2013 2:28pm
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May 16, 2013 2:29 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1443817 wrote:I'd rather just be beamed back to when i was 5 years old but all the knowledge that I have now.
Yeah. This would work, too.
May 16, 2013 2:29pm