Student eats poptart. Poptart sorta looks like a gun. Student suspended.

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Mar 4, 2013 11:41 AM
Hey, that filling can get kind of hot and burn someone!

But seriously, the whole "suspend" kids for playing with make believe guns is outrageous. Play time imaginary games with guns is not what leads to school shootings. This crusade against typical behavior shown by young boys is ridiculous. Young boys like to play fight, whether it be imaginary gun battles, imaginary sword fights or just straight up "mock" fist fights or wrestling.
Mar 4, 2013 11:41am
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Mar 4, 2013 11:42 AM
SMH. Thanks Obama!
Mar 4, 2013 11:42am
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Mar 4, 2013 11:42 AM
Death penalty. Can't even imagine what this kid will be up to by age 9.
Mar 4, 2013 11:42am
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Mar 4, 2013 11:45 AM
Rotinaj;1399726 wrote:Death penalty. Can't even imagine what this kid will be up to by age 9.
He's in Baltimore, so if he's not slingin dope by 9, he ain't tryin.
Mar 4, 2013 11:45am
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Mar 4, 2013 11:45 AM
gorocks99;1399728 wrote:He's in Baltimore, so if he's not slingin dope by 9, he ain't tryin.
He'll probably try making a nuclear weapon out of a Poptart.
Mar 4, 2013 11:45am
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Mar 4, 2013 11:45 AM
Its shit like this that makes me wonder how long till charter schools take over the country.
Mar 4, 2013 11:45am
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Mar 4, 2013 11:59 AM
bases_loaded;1399730 wrote:Its **** like this that makes me wonder how long till charter schools take over the country.
And they will feel the same pressure public schools are now from our brain dead politicians, liberal media and pushover courts. Schools are just a reflection of our society, this is what our world is coming to.
Mar 4, 2013 11:59am
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Mar 4, 2013 12:02 PM
A lot of the time, when these type of articles come out there is more to the story than the reporter leads on. They do this to sell papers and get ppl outraged. Kid is probably a problem child with a huge list of being a PITA. Maybe he chewed the poptart into a gun to threaten another kid about what he was going to do after school, like a throat slashing gesture or something?
Mar 4, 2013 12:02pm
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Mar 4, 2013 12:07 PM
Beat up on the creative white kiid, you fucking liberal buttwipes. :laugh:
Mar 4, 2013 12:07pm
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Mar 4, 2013 12:50 PM
This might not be safe for viewing at work but I'm going to post it anyway. Hopefully no one is fired for looking at dangerous weapons on company time.

Mar 4, 2013 12:50pm
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Mar 4, 2013 1:05 PM
A Poptart mountain that looks like a Poptart breast I could believe, but there's no way a Poptart mountain looks anything close to a Poptart gun! I think I could however fashion a good insanity defense out of a Poptart mountain!
Mar 4, 2013 1:05pm
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Mar 4, 2013 1:33 PM
I'm sure if we stop kids from playing with guns that no one will ever use a gun in commission of a crime again. Ever. Liberals are so smart.
Mar 4, 2013 1:33pm
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Mar 4, 2013 1:45 PM
My son got in trouble for drawing a ninja turtle (Rafael) with his daggers. A fucking ninja turtle!

Times have changed so badly. Society's sheltering of our children is actually (IMO) a major part of the problem.

A poptart gun....SMFH.
Mar 4, 2013 1:45pm
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Mar 4, 2013 1:51 PM
SnotBubbles;1399812 wrote:My son got in trouble for drawing a ninja turtle (Rafael) with his daggers. A fucking ninja turtle!

Times have changed so badly. Society's sheltering of our children is actually (IMO) a major part of the problem.
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SnotBubbles;1399812 wrote:A poptart gun....SMFH.
The worst part to me is he was trying to make a mountain but the teacher thought it looked like a gun. Are you fucking kidding me? So now you can get suspended for making shitty art?
Mar 4, 2013 1:51pm
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Mar 4, 2013 1:58 PM
This reminded me of a time two kids in my 5th grade gym class were shooting one another with imaginary hand-guns and the gym teacher flipped out and sent them both to the office.

I don't think they were ever disciplined.

I was in 5th grade in 1998-1999, and I'm about 90% sure it happened before April 20th.

Can't imagine what would've happened if it happened after.
Mar 4, 2013 1:58pm
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Mar 4, 2013 2:00 PM
Sounds like the kids belongs in Bunny Colvin's class.
Mar 4, 2013 2:00pm
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Mar 4, 2013 2:07 PM
We won't keep score in a baseball game, but kick a kid out for crappy art.

The nanny society - cradle to grave.
Mar 4, 2013 2:07pm
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Mar 4, 2013 2:11 PM
Thank god it didn't have sprinkles on it or it probably would've been considered an assault weapon.

Mar 4, 2013 2:11pm
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Mar 4, 2013 2:13 PM
Thug.
Mar 4, 2013 2:13pm
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Mar 4, 2013 2:24 PM
justincredible;1399847 wrote:Thank god it didn't have sprinkles on it or it probably would've been considered an assault weapon.

LOFL!
Mar 4, 2013 2:24pm
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Mar 4, 2013 2:41 PM
Mar 4, 2013 2:41pm
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gut

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Mar 4, 2013 2:45 PM
If you get rid of sugar, you get rid of poptarts....Make it so Bloomberg!!!
Mar 4, 2013 2:45pm
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Mar 4, 2013 2:47 PM
Can you imagine if it was one of these molten-filled weapons of mass destruction?

Mar 4, 2013 2:47pm
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Mar 4, 2013 2:48 PM
ernest_t_bass;1399881 wrote:Can you imagine if it was one of these molten-filled weapons of mass destruction?

The school would have been on lockdown.
Mar 4, 2013 2:48pm