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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Jan 6, 2013 10:22 PM
ccrunner609;1359494 wrote:give a female an orgasm

Or make her nut.
Jan 6, 2013 10:22pm
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Mister Twister

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185 posts
Jan 11, 2013 10:25 PM
Resist a nice, big **** in his mouth.
Jan 11, 2013 10:25pm
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

4,492 posts
Jan 14, 2013 2:38 PM
Invent electricity.

Because it's already been invented, DUH!

Jan 14, 2013 2:38pm
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sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts
Jan 14, 2013 2:58 PM
Win a BCS bowl game.
Jan 14, 2013 2:58pm
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said_aouita

Banned

8,532 posts
Jan 14, 2013 3:45 PM
Live long enough to see the new Cleveland Browns make the playoffs.
Jan 14, 2013 3:45pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jan 14, 2013 4:05 PM
Upper deck somebody.
Jan 14, 2013 4:05pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Jan 14, 2013 4:42 PM
said_aouita;1366060 wrote:Live long enough to see the new Cleveland Browns make the playoffs.

You're trying way too hard.
Jan 14, 2013 4:42pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Jan 14, 2013 4:54 PM
GoChiefs;1366087 wrote:You're trying way too hard.
Like FWK trying to use the urinal.
Jan 14, 2013 4:54pm
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Tigerfan00

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3,427 posts
Jan 14, 2013 5:20 PM
For anyone who isnt fired up enough over some of FWKs comments, check out the prayers for struthers thread in the high school football forum

Here is the comment "Sincerest thoughts and prayers from your friend in Seattle. May he recover quickly"

So FWK has sympathy for a dumbass involved in a drug deal and ended up getting shot but calls a girl who was raped and peed on a whore and slut. This guy will never get it.

You will be going to hell, FWK.
Jan 14, 2013 5:20pm