2013 Cleveland Browns Thread: RIP Chud

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cat_lover
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Jan 6, 2013 9:38am
Fake Pat Shurmur is cracking me up. Very funny stuff.
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Jan 6, 2013 10:29am
Well if marrone and Kelly fall through who's next? BOB is back at Penn state. They'd be crazy to at least not call arains or saban Tuesday morning
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Jan 6, 2013 10:33am
This is the first time that I am super happy that being used as leverage (like we always are). Kelly can take that gimmick offense to Philly and I am glad that they other guy is heading to the Bills.

Ariens is the guy I am hoping for at this point
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Jan 6, 2013 10:34am
Thank god the Marrone thing was untrue.
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Jan 6, 2013 10:38am
Arians, Saban, or Whisenhunt....I don't think theres a wrong answer between those 3 or Kelley
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Jan 6, 2013 11:16am
I am hoping the Browns get Marc Trestman in for an interview.
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Jan 6, 2013 11:40am
wes_mantooth;1358895 wrote:This is the first time that I am super happy that being used as leverage (like we always are). Kelly can take that gimmick offense to Philly and I am glad that they other guy is heading to the Bills.

Ariens is the guy I am hoping for at this point
Yeah I wont be upset at all over not landing Kelly.
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Jan 6, 2013 11:45am
No thanks on Wisenhunt.
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Jan 6, 2013 11:47am
Eagles also left Phoenix for Denver to interview Mike McCoy and then will interview Jay Gruden after that, with no answer from Kelly.

A lot of opinion seems to see Kelly staying at Oregon now.
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Jan 6, 2013 11:54am
ts1227;1358943 wrote:Eagles also left Phoenix for Denver to interview Mike McCoy and then will interview Jay Gruden after that, with no answer from Kelly.

A lot of opinion seems to see Kelly staying at Oregon now.

So nobody knows anything. Gotcha.
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Jan 6, 2013 11:55am
Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot Chip Kelly appears to be leaning toward returning to #Oregon and not to #Browns or #Eagles, source told PD, but nothing confirmed yet.

Fuck Chip Kelly if true.
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Jan 6, 2013 11:57am
Chris Mortensen ‏@mortreport Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and execs are headed back to Browns. Sources say they will reboot coach search without Chip Kelly in the fold.

Chip Kelly, **** tease
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Jan 6, 2013 12:06pm
Give me Arians, Gruden, or Saban. Will be happy with either.
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Jan 6, 2013 12:07pm
So did Kelly ever officially tell them no, or did Haslam tell him to fuck off for playing games?
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Jan 6, 2013 12:09pm
Commander of Awesome;1358953 wrote:Chris Mortensen ‏@mortreport Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and execs are headed back to Browns. Sources say they will reboot coach search without Chip Kelly in the fold.

Chip Kelly, **** tease
Kelly is a douche, no doubt. Now that the circle-jerk is complete, he'll tuck his tail and head back to Oregon. Nike money > Jimmy money.
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Jan 6, 2013 12:09pm
I'd take McCoy or Mike Zimmer over Arians.
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OhioStatePride2003
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Jan 6, 2013 12:09pm
Pick6;1358958 wrote:Give me Arians, Gruden, or Saban. Will be happy with either.
Apparently the thought of being our next head coach has landed Arians in the hospital.
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Jan 6, 2013 12:10pm
ts1227;1358960 wrote:So did Kelly ever officially tell them no, or did Haslam tell him to fuck off for playing games?
I believe we told him to fuck off.
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Jan 6, 2013 12:10pm
Arians just went to the hospital with the flu, so even if they lose today he won't be up for interviewing for a few days
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Jan 6, 2013 12:12pm
ts1227;1358969 wrote:Arians just went to the hospital with the flu, so even if they lose today he won't be up for interviewing for a few days
Poor timing to get sick, could work out in favor of the Colts.
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Jan 6, 2013 12:17pm
Browns say "no thanks" to Chip. Most likely that means whatever team Kelly is coaching next season goes undefeated and wins the Super Bowl.


Who knows... Chip probably would rather keep sucking off Phil Knight. CK probably doesn't coach any NFL team.
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Jan 6, 2013 12:17pm
Kelly's gut must not have been in going to the NFL. It's the same type of job a good bit.....but changing jobs/lifestyles can be pretty scary. I can see that side of it for sure, especially seeing how good he had it.

And if he re-signs with Oregon for about $5 million more a year.......we'll yeah, teasing douche fucker.

He definitely exerts the slimy quality.
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Jan 6, 2013 12:18pm
Commander of Awesome;1358967 wrote:I believe we told him to **** off.
Yeah the way the reporting it Haslam pretty much said fuck off, you had your opportunity now its gone. Like i said earlier mine as well wait til Tuesday to call Saban and see if he is interested.
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Jan 6, 2013 12:19pm
All this was to get more money from Oregon
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Jan 6, 2013 12:20pm
Ironman92;1358974 wrote:
He definitely exerts the slimy quality.
How would you know, you aren't an Oregon Insider