2013 Cleveland Browns Thread: RIP Chud

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May 24, 2013 1:13pm
Commander of Awesome;1447831 wrote:Starting to hear more and more noise that Josh gordan is the one who failed a drug test, SMH. Hope the rumor is false, but we'll see.
Gordon is the one player of the three (Gordon, T-Rich, Ward), that I mentioned, that would be the biggest negative impact if he were suspended. RB's are a dime a dozen and Ward is a run defender (abortion in coverage). An up & coming potential #1 WR who is starting to hit his stride being down for at least 4 games won't help this offense's growth.
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May 24, 2013 4:28pm
Hope the rumors are false. They need all of their best players, and don't need stupid distractions.
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May 26, 2013 5:57pm
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May 26, 2013 11:02pm
Anyone ever here anything from Donte Whitner? He said it was great news for Browns fans?
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May 26, 2013 11:13pm
Dont think he ever said Browns. Believe he said clevelanders
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May 27, 2013 12:19pm
Saw L.A. said it isnt Gordon or Ward.
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May 28, 2013 3:00pm
Thinking of real life situations in which Shurmur'd comes into play as a way to describe the situation. My situation I came up with is going out to the bar with 4 friends, total of 5. (Belly is already lost). I say to the group of 4 ppl I got first round. Go to the bar and order 2 drinks. Group got shurmur'd. Need 5, I got 2. Any other situations you can think of?

I battled on this post.
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May 28, 2013 4:38pm
Big ROCK STAR to open Browns season!

Bon Jovi.....

SMH Cleveland just got shurmur'd.
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May 28, 2013 5:12pm
Commander of Awesome;1449291 wrote:Thinking of real life situations in which Shurmur'd comes into play as a way to describe the situation. My situation I came up with is going out to the bar with 4 friends, total of 5. (Belly is already lost). I say to the group of 4 ppl I got first round. Go to the bar and order 2 drinks. Group got shurmur'd. Need 5, I got 2. Any other situations you can think of?

I battled on this post.

Invited to a cookout, asked to bring something to contribute. Brings a 4 pack.

/shurmur'd

Girl gives me blow job.... Stops before I'm finished.

/shurmur'd


Have opportunity to hook up with hot but challenging girl.... Goes for the average looking slut.

/shurmur'd /wes?
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May 28, 2013 6:14pm
like_that;1449333 wrote:
Have opportunity to hook up with hot but challenging girl.... Goes for the average looking slut.

/shurmur'd /wes?
Challenging, like mental? That would be

/mattinctown'd
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Sonofanump
May 28, 2013 6:15pm
I think /shurmur'd is more like running into someone or using the wrong person to do the wrong job
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May 28, 2013 6:32pm
Sonofanump;1449347 wrote:Challenging, like mental? That would be

/mattinctown'd
No, challenging like you have to put in an actual effort to get laid by her...

Hot girl = go for it on 4th and inches.

Average looking slut= kick a FG.
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May 28, 2013 7:36pm
like_that;1449351 wrote:No, challenging like you have to put in an actual effort to get laid by her...

Hot girl = go for it on 4th and inches.

Average looking slut= kick a FG.
OK, I agree then. Phil Dawson is an average looking girl.
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May 28, 2013 10:21pm
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May 29, 2013 5:02am
Sonofanump;1449348 wrote:I think /shurmur'd is more like running into someone or using the wrong person to do the wrong job
/shurmur'd is falling into a pile of tits and coming out sucking your thumb.
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May 29, 2013 8:38am
BR1986FB;1449585 wrote:/shurmur'd is falling into a pile of tits and coming out sucking your thumb.

Reps if I could on my $4.99 tapatalk app
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May 29, 2013 9:54am
bases_loaded;1449611 wrote:Reps if I could on my $4.99 tapatalk app
/shurmur'd
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May 29, 2013 10:34am
Solid article. I really think Cameron could be a pretty good TE, and if Little truly has solved his dropping issue, he can be a pretty productive WR. Weeden will be our first repeat opening day starter at QB (barring any injuries) since Tim Couch????? Hopefully that will actually mean something.
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May 29, 2013 10:58am
like_that;1449650 wrote:Solid article. I really think Cameron could be a pretty good TE, and if Little truly has solved his dropping issue, he can be a pretty productive WR. Weeden will be our first repeat opening day starter at QB (barring any injuries) since Tim Couch????? Hopefully that will actually mean something.
Da started 15 games in 07 (including more than a half of the opening game against the Pittsburgh Steelers led by a rapist) and then started 08. While not TECHNICALLY the starter on opening day in 07, I'd say it warrants you're scenario. DA was the last back back starter.
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May 29, 2013 11:02am
Commander of Awesome;1449666 wrote:Da started 15 games in 07 (including more than a half of the opening game against the Pittsburgh Steelers led by a rapist) and then started 08. While not TECHNICALLY the starter on opening day in 07, I'd say it warrants you're scenario. DA was the last back back starter.
See bolded word. He wasn't the starter. Therefore we haven't had an opening day starter since couch. Thanks. The point of the little tid bid of info is to show the lack of stability the organization has had at the QB position.
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May 29, 2013 11:15am
like_that;1449668 wrote:See bolded word. He wasn't the starter. Therefore we haven't had an opening day starter since couch. Thanks. The point of the little tid bid of info is to show the lack of stability the organization has had at the QB position.
Yeah I see what you're getting at. Frye was the 2006 starter and started the opening game in 07 but played less than 2 QTs, so not sure I want to count that either.
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May 29, 2013 11:17am
LOL...Frye
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May 29, 2013 3:58pm
Carries social security card... Drops it and let's it fly over to a criminal.

/shurmur'd
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May 29, 2013 5:23pm
Drops piece of trash, fuck it someone else will pick it up

/shurmur'd
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May 29, 2013 5:44pm
DeyDurkie5;1449816 wrote:Is a piece of trash, fuck it.
/shurmur'd
FIFY