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vball10set

paying it forward

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Jul 10, 2012 3:25 PM
skank;1220722 wrote:Most penguins can't drive.
Maybe not, but they CAN fly a hot air balloon--and I've got a pic to prove it ;)

Jul 10, 2012 3:25pm
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A PAC

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Jul 10, 2012 6:10 PM
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around the house all day asking you to dump a load into it.
Jul 10, 2012 6:10pm
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A PAC

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Jul 10, 2012 6:11 PM
What did I tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. I told her twice.
Jul 10, 2012 6:11pm
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A PAC

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Jul 10, 2012 6:13 PM
Person 1: ask me if I'm a tree.
Person 2: are you a tree?
Person 1: no.
Jul 10, 2012 6:13pm
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BRF

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Jul 10, 2012 8:26 PM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

A PAC

A PAC who?

A PAC n00b!
Jul 10, 2012 8:26pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jul 10, 2012 8:51 PM
Knock knock
Who's there
To
To who
To whom
Jul 10, 2012 8:51pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jul 12, 2012 4:35 PM
Statistically, nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
Jul 12, 2012 4:35pm
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brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts
Jul 12, 2012 7:16 PM
What's the difference between oral and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Jul 12, 2012 7:16pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jul 12, 2012 8:16 PM
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
Jul 12, 2012 8:16pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jul 12, 2012 8:16 PM
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
Jul 12, 2012 8:16pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jul 12, 2012 8:18 PM
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young daughter's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her daughter replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
Jul 12, 2012 8:18pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jul 12, 2012 8:19 PM
I called a Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Jul 12, 2012 8:19pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jul 12, 2012 8:26 PM
Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
Jul 12, 2012 8:26pm
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Rotinaj

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Jul 12, 2012 8:28 PM
Got some true lols from those DW. Tried to rep but must spread.
Jul 12, 2012 8:28pm
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brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts
Jul 12, 2012 8:33 PM
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Jul 12, 2012 8:33pm
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Rotinaj

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Jul 12, 2012 8:47 PM
DeadliestWarrior34;1224657 wrote:A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her & nicks her purse.
This might be like the 3rd time when I actually add lol to a post and actually lold. L O fucking L.
Jul 12, 2012 8:47pm