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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 8:56 AM
Seriously, I hate children. They're annoying little shits.

Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
Jul 5, 2012 8:56am
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Jul 5, 2012 9:00 AM
dlazz;1218750 wrote:Seriously, I hate children. They're annoying little shits.

Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
You were once a child. Guess you should have been aborted, QQ somewhere else.
Jul 5, 2012 9:00am
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Jul 5, 2012 9:02 AM
dlazz;1218750 wrote:Seriously, I hate children. They're annoying little ****s.

Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?

Thank God for kids. Thread fail.
Jul 5, 2012 9:02am
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Jul 5, 2012 9:07 AM
dlazz;1218750 wrote:Seriously, I hate children. They're annoying little shits.

Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
Working as Cedar Piont I can understand why you feel that way... Those kids provide you with employment bro :D get over it.
Jul 5, 2012 9:07am
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Jul 5, 2012 9:19 AM
Don't forget all the money they cost
Jul 5, 2012 9:19am
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Jul 5, 2012 9:25 AM
June18;1218770 wrote:Don't forget all the money they cost
lol dlazz - payback your parents all the money you cost them over the years. I'm sure you being a little shit you didn't deserve to be raised ha
Jul 5, 2012 9:25am
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Jul 5, 2012 9:27 AM
This thread is like a lobbed pitch over the plate. Can't wait to see how far it goes.
Jul 5, 2012 9:27am
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Jul 5, 2012 9:32 AM
People like dlazz shouldn't be allowed to have kids.
Jul 5, 2012 9:32am
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Jul 5, 2012 9:32 AM
O-Trap;1218775 wrote:This thread is like a lobbed pitch over the plate. Can't wait to see how far it goes.
move it too the basement so we don't get warnings - if i get another one i get banned for a month.
Jul 5, 2012 9:32am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 9:47 AM
I wasn't a little asshole like all of the kids I see today. I went to IHOP yesterday and there were a ton of kids being little whiney assholes.
Jul 5, 2012 9:47am
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Jul 5, 2012 9:49 AM
dlazz;1218786 wrote:I wasn't a little asshole like all of the kids I see today. I went to IHOP yesterday and there were a ton of kids being little whiney assholes.
I'm not sure you're allowed to make that judgment by yourself. No whiny little narcissist (aka "child") thinks they're being a whiny little narcissist.
Jul 5, 2012 9:49am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 9:54 AM
O-Trap;1218789 wrote:I'm not sure you're allowed to make that judgment by yourself
It was brought up at the table yesterday. The three of us agreed that kids are worthless in today's society.
Jul 5, 2012 9:54am
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Jul 5, 2012 9:57 AM
dlazz;1218750 wrote:Seriously, I hate children. They're annoying little ****s.

Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
Unfortunately your parents didn't share this same sentiment :rolleyes:
Jul 5, 2012 9:57am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 10:00 AM
My parents raised me not to be a little whiney douche in public. I saw several instances of kids being flat out ignored by their parents. I also saw a kid on a leash/harness.
Jul 5, 2012 10:00am
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Jul 5, 2012 10:01 AM
dlazz;1218806 wrote:I also saw a kid on a leash/harness.
WTF?

Who does this stuff?
Jul 5, 2012 10:01am
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Jul 5, 2012 10:05 AM
dlazz;1218806 wrote:My parents raised me not to be a little whiney douche in public. I saw several instances of kids being flat out ignored by their parents. I also saw a kid on a leash/harness.
lol so kids are useless but the parents of uselss kids are ok? Be more retarded and be happy you weren't aborted by your useless parents.
Jul 5, 2012 10:05am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 10:05 AM
It was either a huge collection of morons at this IHOP, or I don't get out enough (I'm banking on the latter).

I watched a kid in the booth next to us throw a bunch of shit and nobody at the table even attempted to discipline him.
Jul 5, 2012 10:05am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 10:07 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1218816 wrote:lol so kids are useless but the parents of uselss kids are ok? Be more retarded and be happy you weren't aborted by your useless parents.
It goes hand in hand. Useless kids = useless parents.

and you should be happy that I wasn't aborted because I am a voice that needs to be heard. Preaching the truth, 24/7.
Jul 5, 2012 10:07am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 10:07 AM
wtf, double post.
Jul 5, 2012 10:07am
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Jul 5, 2012 10:15 AM
dlazz;1218818 wrote:It goes hand in hand. Useless kids = useless parents.

and you should be happy that I wasn't aborted because I am a voice that needs to be heard. Preaching the truth, 24/7.
Aborting you would have not only aborted a useless child but also two useless parents.

hope this helps.
Jul 5, 2012 10:15am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 10:22 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1218831 wrote:Aborting you would have not only aborted a useless child but also two useless parents.

hope this helps.
No it wouldn't, because I have siblings.
Jul 5, 2012 10:22am
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Jul 5, 2012 10:24 AM
dlazz;1218837 wrote:No it wouldn't, because I have siblings.
Glad your parents have added to the over population of this country.
Jul 5, 2012 10:24am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 10:29 AM
Overpopulation is a generally undesirable condition where an organism's numbers exceed the carrying capacity of its habitat.
The United States isn't even close to this.

Hope this helps.
Jul 5, 2012 10:29am
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Jul 5, 2012 10:31 AM
dlazz;1218845 wrote:The United States isn't even close to this.

Hope this helps.
At least you won't be adding any useless children to it
Jul 5, 2012 10:31am