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Jul 3, 2012 7:24 AM
Sykotyk;1217581 wrote:From what I've seen before, where they 'split apart', they tend to be their own sensory organs.

My question is what is their legal status, are they counted as two or one person? Because if they're counted as two, then the government is condoning only those with brains count as people. I mean, if one head was mounted atop two bodies, despite being more of two people than them, would still only get one vote, one assistance, etc, right?

And if the government is opening up to "brains == people", that just opens up so many new issues, to me.
Separate driving licenses, so I'm guessing the government considers them two people. Which they are if you watch the documentary. Totally different personalities.

And yes, they drive. I think I'd drive into a tree or lake accidentally if I saw them driving down the road...momma told me no to stare, but that would be like a driving circus.
Jul 3, 2012 7:24am
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Jul 3, 2012 8:10 AM
They couldn't get a ticket for texting while driving, could they?
Jul 3, 2012 8:10am
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Jul 3, 2012 8:24 AM
this is the best thread i've ever seen
Jul 3, 2012 8:24am
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Jul 3, 2012 8:25 AM
vball10set;1217602 wrote:They couldn't get a ticket for texting while driving, could they?
You guys continue to blow my mind with great questions....and these chick(s) continue to blow my mind with awesomeness. They could text and drive and not be distracted!
Jul 3, 2012 8:25am
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Jul 3, 2012 8:36 AM
Some interesting data on the conjoined Hensel twins.

Per Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel):

1. They're 22 years old.
2. Each twin has a separate heart, stomach, spine and spinal cord.
3. Each twin controls her half of their body, operating one of the arms and one of the legs.
4.Upon their birth, their parents rejected the option to attempt surgical separation after hearing from doctors that it was not likely that both girls would survive the operation.
5. Organ Distribution:
[h=3]Organ distribution[/h] Abigail and Brittany have individual organs in the upper part of their body, while most of the organs located at or below the level of the navel are shared, the exception being the spinal cord.[SUP][2][/SUP]
Jul 3, 2012 8:36am
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Jul 3, 2012 8:38 AM
It proves the old addage....2 heads are better than one.
Jul 3, 2012 8:38am
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Jul 3, 2012 8:58 AM
The easiest threesome anyone's ever had.
Jul 3, 2012 8:58am
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Jul 3, 2012 9:00 AM
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Jul 3, 2012 9:04 AM
Actually, to answer the OP's original question

Jul 3, 2012 9:04am
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Jul 3, 2012 9:18 AM
Sykotyk;1217581 wrote:From what I've seen before, where they 'split apart', they tend to be their own sensory organs.

My question is what is their legal status, are they counted as two or one person? Because if they're counted as two, then the government is condoning only those with brains count as people. I mean, if one head was mounted atop two bodies, despite being more of two people than them, would still only get one vote, one assistance, etc, right?

And if the government is opening up to "brains == people", that just opens up so many new issues, to me.
I'm not sure I see that as a problem. Mind with two bodies is still just one, very lucky or unlucky (depending on how you look at it) person.

These girls could drive while giving road dome.
Devils Advocate;1217632 wrote:Actually, to answer the OP's original question

That was the best .gif I've seen in awhile.
Jul 3, 2012 9:18am
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Jul 3, 2012 4:38 PM
The real tragedy is that there is nearly double of everything in the torso but only 2 breasts.
Jul 3, 2012 4:38pm
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gooby pls

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Jul 3, 2012 5:19 PM
chicago510;1217996 wrote:The real tragedy is that there is nearly double of everything in the torso but only 2 breasts.
And one vag
Jul 3, 2012 5:19pm
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Jul 3, 2012 6:45 PM
What would they wear from Victoria Secret?
Jul 3, 2012 6:45pm
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Jul 3, 2012 6:46 PM
What if one of them drowns?
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Jul 3, 2012 7:43 PM
What if one is a huge stoner???
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