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Jul 2, 2012 7:29 PM
Either way one of em will be getting it in the butt. Poop shoot n boogy style.
Jul 2, 2012 7:29pm
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Jul 2, 2012 7:35 PM
KR1245;1217307 wrote:Good point. Do we know if they share a vag or do they each have their own?
One vajayjay. The only thing (on the outside) they have two of is heads. Which means two mouths...which means...well, you can add 2+2.
Jul 2, 2012 7:35pm
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said_aouita

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Jul 2, 2012 8:02 PM
It could be really fun.
Jul 2, 2012 8:02pm
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Jul 2, 2012 9:32 PM
ccrunner609;1217423 wrote:i dont know......one thing is for sure......they would look like 2 ethiopeans fighting over a chicken leg when you got your **** out
Or chicken nugget in your case
Jul 2, 2012 9:32pm
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Jul 2, 2012 9:38 PM
oy
Jul 2, 2012 9:38pm
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Jul 2, 2012 9:43 PM
If one of them swallows, does they other one start gagging?
Jul 2, 2012 9:43pm
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Jul 2, 2012 9:45 PM
It also doubles the chances that "she'll not be in the mood.

Also - should pregancy result - who's going to be the baby momma? Will the other sue for custody?
Jul 2, 2012 9:45pm
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Jul 2, 2012 9:48 PM
This is a quality thread. You guys are bringing teh lulz.
Jul 2, 2012 9:48pm
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Jul 2, 2012 10:07 PM
Sex would be great.... imagine both of them moaning and one of them telling you to f*ck her harder and the other one telling you to f*ck her faster. Doesn't get any better than that.
Jul 2, 2012 10:07pm
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Jul 2, 2012 10:39 PM
Besides the fact they are hideous, this thread is gold. Do they get 1.5 votes in the election? If they live together who is the head of household? So many questions.
Jul 2, 2012 10:39pm
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Jul 2, 2012 10:41 PM
Which one would S&L snowball first?
Jul 2, 2012 10:41pm
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Jul 2, 2012 11:02 PM
"Do her sister" kind of loses its effect, doesn't it?
Jul 2, 2012 11:02pm
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Jul 2, 2012 11:08 PM
O-Trap;1217486 wrote:"Do her sister" kind of loses its effect, doesn't it?
Yes it does, but you can still do the mom.
Jul 2, 2012 11:08pm
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Jul 2, 2012 11:16 PM
password;1217495 wrote:Yes it does, but you can still do the mom.
Did the mom of the handicapped girls. Congratulations, the neighborhood now sees you as an ass. LOL!
Jul 2, 2012 11:16pm
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Jul 2, 2012 11:31 PM
password;1217453 wrote:Sex would be great.... imagine both of them moaning and one of them telling you to f*ck her harder and the other one telling you to f*ck her faster. Doesn't get any better than that.
Flip side - the one that's =your= gf will be moaning and yelping for more, while the other will be on her cell phone bitching to her best friend "I've had better" and would you please hurry up toso she can go to bed? :D
Jul 2, 2012 11:31pm
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Jul 2, 2012 11:33 PM
O-Trap;1217500 wrote:Did the mom of the handicapped girls. Congratulations, the neighborhood now sees you as an ass. LOL!
Better than actually doing the handicapped girls, that would just make you a sick perverted monster.
Jul 2, 2012 11:33pm
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Jul 2, 2012 11:35 PM
Cat Food Flambe';1217508 wrote:Flip side - the one that's =your= gf will be moaning and yelping for more, while the other will be on her cell phone bitching to her best friend "I've had better" and would you please hurry up toso she can go to bed? :D
That is when you PIIHB.
Jul 2, 2012 11:35pm
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Jul 2, 2012 11:35 PM
It's early in it's career but I smell a HOF thread.
Jul 2, 2012 11:35pm
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Jul 3, 2012 12:09 AM
If they lose their job or do not have one do they get 2 unemployment or disability checks?

What if one likes country music and the other rock and roll. Fighting for the car radio rights could get vicious. Do they both have to get a drivers license? Do they both need insurance?

Do they file their taxes jointly?

What if one likes the Steelers and the other likes the Browns? The questions I have about this woman (or women) goes on and on.
Jul 3, 2012 12:09am
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Jul 3, 2012 12:17 AM
Mattinctown has done her.
Jul 3, 2012 12:17am
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Jul 3, 2012 12:20 AM
ernest_t_bass;1217548 wrote:Mattinctown has done her.
Lies.
Jul 3, 2012 12:20am
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Jul 3, 2012 12:24 AM
ernest_t_bass;1217548 wrote:Mattinctown has done her.
Has he done her or has he done them both?
Jul 3, 2012 12:24am
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Jul 3, 2012 12:38 AM
ernest_t_bass;1217548 wrote:Mattinctown has done her.
Actually they are too intelligent for Mattinctown to do, not to mention too cute for him.
Jul 3, 2012 12:38am
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Jul 3, 2012 1:47 AM
If I shoot my man relish into one of "head A's" eye's, will "head B" feel the burn too?
Jul 3, 2012 1:47am
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Jul 3, 2012 5:10 AM
said_aouita;1217565 wrote:If I shoot my man relish into one of the "head A's" eye, will "head B" feel the burn too?
From what I've seen before, where they 'split apart', they tend to be their own sensory organs.

My question is what is their legal status, are they counted as two or one person? Because if they're counted as two, then the government is condoning only those with brains count as people. I mean, if one head was mounted atop two bodies, despite being more of two people than them, would still only get one vote, one assistance, etc, right?

And if the government is opening up to "brains == people", that just opens up so many new issues, to me.
Jul 3, 2012 5:10am