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Jun 29, 2012 10:55 PM
This conversation always brings a few laughs, so let's hear the horror stories lol
Jun 29, 2012 10:55pm
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Jun 29, 2012 11:13 PM
Well I got it in and got it done all in about 10 seconds not much has changed lol
She was hot and still is and I still talk to her here and there
Jun 29, 2012 11:13pm
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Jun 29, 2012 11:31 PM
Every summer growing up I would go and stay with my grandpa for about a month up in Marblehead. For a couple summers there was always a girl that lived across the street who I thought was hot and we would talk and hang out. Then summer after my junior year of HS, her older sister bought us some beer and we got drunk and had sex in the back of a purple ford escort at East Harbor. Was my first, was not her first. We ended up doing it a couple more times.

I ran into her about 3 months before I met my wife at Put In Bay when I was with a bunch of friends. Got drunk and did it again. So oddly enough she was my first and last as a single man.

Not my first but a funny story. While at OU, a girl I had went on a couple dates with invited me to a party that her friends were throwing. When we left the party and got back to her place, we started having sex and about five minutes the phone rings, she doesnt answer. The answering machine picks up and on the other line some guy starts talking about how much he misses her and how he cant wait to see her tomorrow and that he loves her and all that. She starts crying while we are doing it, honestly I felt really bad but still finished and left immediately.
Jun 29, 2012 11:31pm
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Jun 29, 2012 11:35 PM
pmoney25;1215601 wrote:Every summer growing up I would go and stay with my grandpa for about a month up in Marblehead. For a couple summers there was always a girl that lived across the street who I thought was hot and we would talk and hang out. Then summer after my junior year of HS, her older sister bought us some beer and we got drunk and had sex in the back of a purple ford escort at East Harbor. Was my first, was not her first. We ended up doing it a couple more times.

I ran into her about 3 months before I met my wife at Put In Bay when I was with a bunch of friends. Got drunk and did it again. So oddly enough she was my first and last as a single man.

Not my first but a funny story. While at OU, a girl I had went on a couple dates with invited me to a party that her friends were throwing. When we left the party and got back to her place, we started having sex and about five minutes the phone rings, she doesnt answer. The answering machine picks up and on the other line some guy starts talking about how much he misses her and how he cant wait to see her tomorrow and that he loves her and all that. She starts crying while we are doing it, honestly I felt really bad but still finished and left immediately.
I was gonna be really disappointed in you if you didn't finish! Good job.
Jun 29, 2012 11:35pm
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Jun 29, 2012 11:56 PM
Ahhh the first time I was young. It happened between my 8th and freshman year of high school. My sister who is two years older then me always had friends over during the summer. I was laying in bed and one of my sisters friends come in and jumps on top of me waking me up. This is like 3 in the morning. She goes what do you want to do and Im like uh uh uh anything. I always had a crush on this chic. She gets naked and takes my shorts off and gets on top about 30 seconds later it was all over lol. The good thing was she set there for a little while and the second time around lasted a little bit longer. Then it was a year and a half before I got laid again.
Jun 29, 2012 11:56pm
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Jun 30, 2012 12:06 AM
Pretty shitty. her first time, my first time. and i didnt get off.
Jun 30, 2012 12:06am
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Jun 30, 2012 12:10 AM
It was New Year's Eve, we were at her house. Her parents went down the street to a party and we stayed for a while at her place. Went upstairs and like 5 minutes later, her dad was knocking on the front door(she had locked it after they left). She went down stairs and let him in while I went to the bathroom upstairs. Her excuse to why I was up there was because I had never seen the upstairs bathroom LOL. It worked and he left, we went back upstairs and finished up. Then just took off for the night.


It was actually really good. Some of the best I've had.
Jun 30, 2012 12:10am
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Jun 30, 2012 12:16 AM
My sisters wedding night. Ended up back at my girlfriends house after the reception. On the couch, with her dress still on. I still have a thing for sex in a dress.
Jun 30, 2012 12:16am
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Jun 30, 2012 12:17 AM
I was an asshole and had sex with a girl with a boyfriend. We skipped school one morning and I drove to her house. I lasted a solid 10 minutes and it was awesome, but I'm still mad at myself for helping someone cheat when I knew she had a boyfriend.
Jun 30, 2012 12:17am
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Jun 30, 2012 12:20 AM
GOONx19;1215643 wrote:I was an asshole and had sex with a girl with a boyfriend. We skipped school one morning and I drove to her house. I lasted a solid 10 minutes and it was awesome, but I'm still mad at myself for helping someone cheat when I knew she had a boyfriend.
You over it yet?
I'm not going to persuade a girl, but if she's already willing, I'll take care of her. If not me, some other random will.
Jun 30, 2012 12:20am
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Jun 30, 2012 12:48 AM
It was my first time and her first time. Apparently I've watched too much porn and I tried to break out some porn star moves. Nothing works like in the movies. Lol
Jun 30, 2012 12:48am
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Jun 30, 2012 2:42 AM
Due to years of masturbation i was able to last about 15-20minutes like a champ Was very impressed with myself. Ended up doing it 2 more times that night and one more the next morning.
Jun 30, 2012 2:42am
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Jun 30, 2012 8:04 AM
GOONx19;1215643 wrote:I was an asshole and had sex with a girl with a boyfriend. We skipped school one morning and I drove to her house. I lasted a solid 10 minutes and it was awesome, but I'm still mad at myself for helping someone cheat when I knew she had a boyfriend.
When I first read that, I thought you said it was an asshole. Was going to laugh at you for doing anal the first time.
Jun 30, 2012 8:04am
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Jun 30, 2012 8:12 AM
Her parents loving room floor, lasted about 15 seconds and it wasn't very good.
Jun 30, 2012 8:12am
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Jun 30, 2012 11:25 AM
Not a first time story but one I have to post. A friend of mine years ago finds out his wife is cheating on him. She leaves him and files for divorce. My buddy is tore up, then he gets a late night phone call from the wife of the dude. He proceeds to give her the high hard one! She divorces her husband and my buddy dates her for a while. He even went to a Christmas party the guy had with her! lol

My first was not as glorified as some on here, summer sophomore year with girlfriend.
Jun 30, 2012 11:25am
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Jun 30, 2012 11:47 AM
Was pretty good. I had a "Night Moves" situation during the summer between my junior and senior years in HS with a girl a couple of years old than I was - first time was on a summer night, lying on blanket by the fishing/swimming pond on some property her family owned outside of town.
Jun 30, 2012 11:47am
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Jun 30, 2012 1:00 PM
ccrunner609;1215583 wrote:Im gay.


Im no longer a mod and can still make ccrunner look dumb. Minor leagz

gym professor is not QQing over this post? hypocrite much? :laugh:
Jun 30, 2012 1:00pm
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Jun 30, 2012 1:01 PM
Something about playing Yahtzee turned into a stripping game with the dice....turned into the first time, looking back it was nothing great but it was also the best thing ever. Did it again that night and then the next day I had that look again and she smiled and called me a nympho (didn't know what it was) but she gave in.
Jun 30, 2012 1:01pm
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Jun 30, 2012 1:49 PM
Speedofsand;1215773 wrote:gym professor is not QQing over this post? hypocrite much? :laugh:
I just thought it was cool I could still change posts lol
Jun 30, 2012 1:49pm
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Jun 30, 2012 1:53 PM
Trueblue23;1215796 wrote:I just thought it was cool I could still change posts lol
So you have a Ninja status now.
Jun 30, 2012 1:53pm
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Jul 1, 2012 10:21 AM
Summer between 9th and 10th grade. At her parents house. We started by playing with sex dice. I had no expectations of this leading to sex until she pulled my pants down. So I pulled hers down. It was ok not the best not the worst lay ever. Her mom came home about 15 minutes after we finished. I ended up breaking up with this girl the end of 10th grade but we banged until my junior year of college.
Jul 1, 2012 10:21am
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Jul 1, 2012 4:18 PM
Pretty decent. She did most of the work, and my friend was passed out right beside us. I was told by my buddies, "Don't clinch your butt cheeks, that way you can last longer." So, I just sat there and took it! My first time was in a treehouse.
Jul 1, 2012 4:18pm
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Jul 1, 2012 4:39 PM
8th grade, this girl had a crush on me, one saturday night my friend and I were riding our bikes around town and we run into this chick baby sitting about a mile from my house. The kids were sleeping, so I took her into the graveyard behind the house and put it to her.
Jul 1, 2012 4:39pm
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Jul 1, 2012 4:52 PM
I'm a virgin.

Hope this helps.
Jul 1, 2012 4:52pm
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Jul 2, 2012 1:13 AM
Junior year of high school. I was dating a chick that was way too hot for me. It was my first time, and definitely not hers. I didn't have a condom, and as we're fooling around she says, "it's OK...just pull out and squirt it on my tits." I was on top, and 15 seconds later I pulled out, aimed for the tits, and hit her right in the face.
Jul 2, 2012 1:13am