I've actually seen some guy try to pull this off. The girl was just laughed and walked away.Raw Dawgin' it;1207018 wrote:"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm..."
gorocks99;1207248 wrote:Is your father in jail? Cause if I was your father, I'd be in jail.
Roses are red, violets are blue. We're having sex 'cause I'm stronger than you.
I'm not the most attractive guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I put the STD in stud. All I need is U.
Wanna come back to my place? My couch pulls out, but I don't.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass.
lol i love that line. reps when i can.Commander of Awesome;1207258 wrote:Got the second line for when Sleeper talks to a girl at the bar.
Girl: I have a boy friend
Sleeper: I have 3 goldfish
Girl: huh?
Sleeper: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were just listing random shit that doesn't matter.
Or, "Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score."Commander of Awesome;1207258 wrote:Got the second line for when Sleeper talks to a girl at the bar.
Girl: I have a boy friend
Sleeper: I have 3 goldfish
Girl: huh?
Sleeper: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were just listing random shit that doesn't matter.
30 No's and 1 Yes, still means yesGOONx19;1207538 wrote:Or, "Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score."
