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ohiobucks1

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4,915 posts
Jun 21, 2012 1:44 AM
Mine is:


Are you Japanese? Because I'm trying to get into Japanties
Jun 20, 2012 9:44pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:00 AM
Wanna have hardcore anal sex, then give me a blow job?

Works every time.
Jun 20, 2012 10:00pm
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Ironman92

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49,363 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:02 AM
Hey baby your feet must be tired cause you been runnin through my mind ALL day.

Fresh Prince
Jun 20, 2012 10:02pm
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chicago510

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Jun 21, 2012 2:10 AM
Jun 20, 2012 10:10pm
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wildcats20

In ROY I Trust!!

27,794 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:10 AM
chicago510;1206768 wrote:
REPS





If I could.
Jun 20, 2012 10:10pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Jun 21, 2012 2:11 AM
Fuck me if I am wrong, but is your name Matilda?
Jun 20, 2012 10:11pm
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gerb131

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9,932 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:12 AM
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Jun 20, 2012 10:12pm
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chicago510

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5,728 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:13 AM
Hey, my cock died, can I bury it in your ass?
Jun 20, 2012 10:13pm
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chicago510

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5,728 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:22 AM
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or do you just have an enormous clitoris?
Jun 20, 2012 10:22pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:28 AM
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
Jun 20, 2012 10:28pm
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gerb131

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9,932 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:30 AM
Do you like jewels? My cock is a gem!
Jun 20, 2012 10:30pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:30 AM
You have huge tits, and I'd like to ejaculate all over them, and then in your mouth. Want a sandwich?
Jun 20, 2012 10:30pm
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wildcats20

In ROY I Trust!!

27,794 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:31 AM
ernest_t_bass;1206795 wrote:You have huge tots, and I'd like to ejaculate all over them, and then in your mouth. Make me a sammich!

Fify
Jun 20, 2012 10:31pm
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Ironman92

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Jun 21, 2012 2:34 AM
Wanna share a skillet?
Jun 20, 2012 10:34pm
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wildcats20

In ROY I Trust!!

27,794 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:37 AM
"I'm a mod on the OC."


Nothing else needs to be said.
Jun 20, 2012 10:37pm
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like_that

1st Team All-PWN

26,625 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:40 AM
Motion with your finger for the girl to come over. When she comes over say "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2."
Jun 20, 2012 10:40pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:45 AM
like_that;1206802 wrote:Motion with your finger for the girl to come over. When she comes over say "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my enormous, elephant sized cock."

FIFY
Jun 20, 2012 10:45pm
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Belly35

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9,716 posts
Jun 21, 2012 2:58 AM
Hi I'm Belly what me to fucking spell it :laugh:
Jun 20, 2012 10:58pm
F

fan_from_texas

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2,693 posts
Jun 21, 2012 3:04 AM
*looks at girl*
*looks down at crotch*
*looks back up at girl*
*shrugs*

"Well, it's not gonna suck itself . . ."
Jun 20, 2012 11:04pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Jun 21, 2012 3:19 AM
You don't want to ride the bus home from school again today, do you?
Jun 20, 2012 11:19pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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11,466 posts
Jun 21, 2012 11:10 AM
Belly35;1206830 wrote:Hi I'm Belly what me to fucking spell it :laugh:
lol
Jun 21, 2012 7:10am
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rmolin73

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4,278 posts
Jun 21, 2012 11:28 AM
You be the iceberg and I'll be the Titanic, and go down on you
Jun 21, 2012 7:28am
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Glassy

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119 posts
Jun 21, 2012 12:59 PM
"Its not thick, but its short".

Got them laughing every time. Laughter is the key to getting laid.

Unfortunately they later found out I wasnt a liar.
Jun 21, 2012 8:59am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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11,466 posts
Jun 21, 2012 1:00 PM
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm..."
Jun 21, 2012 9:00am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Jun 21, 2012 1:17 PM
Want to get a pizza and fuck? What, you don't like pizza?

My favorite however: walk up to a group of girls and say "which one of y'all ain't got my herpes yet?"
Jun 21, 2012 9:17am