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Jun 7, 2012 1:15 PM
thavoice;1191838 wrote:You know this is just a first step in her plan to find another man......get the boob job, make the husband pay...and then leave.
For your next marriage you should just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
Jun 7, 2012 1:15pm
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Jun 7, 2012 1:19 PM
thavoice;1191838 wrote:You know this is just a first step in her plan to find another man......get the boob job, make the husband pay...and then leave.

Truth! I have seen this happen to multiple people.
Jun 7, 2012 1:19pm
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Jun 7, 2012 1:38 PM
FatHobbit;1191987 wrote:For your next marriage you should just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
Well the house is mine.....
Jun 7, 2012 1:38pm
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Jun 7, 2012 1:43 PM
Seriously, fake tits are nasty. Ive dated girls who had them. You can feel the seams of the bags when you're touching them.

Tho, I'm not surprised that most of you are for them because you have never touched a real booby lol. They do look very nice in magazines.
Jun 7, 2012 1:43pm
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Jun 7, 2012 1:55 PM
Steel Valley Football;1192055 wrote:Seriously, fake tits are nasty. Ive dated girls who had them. You can feel the seams of the bags when you're touching them.

Tho, I'm not surprised that most of you are for them because you have never touched a real booby lol. They do look very nice in magazines.
I dont know why you care about feeling the seams when you obviously dont mind the rubber nozzles you used to blow them up with.
Jun 7, 2012 1:55pm
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Jun 7, 2012 1:56 PM
thavoice;1192071 wrote:I dont know why you care about feeling the seams when you obviously dont mind the rubber nozzles you used to blow them up with.
LMFAO!
Jun 7, 2012 1:56pm
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Jun 7, 2012 1:56 PM
thavoice;1192045 wrote:Well the house is mine.....
You're still married. For now.
Jun 7, 2012 1:56pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:05 PM
thavoice;1192071 wrote:I dont know why you care about feeling the seams when you obviously dont mind the rubber nozzles you used to blow them up with.

Once again, coming from you, this is meaningless. Go ask your wife if you're allowed to post a response to this.
Jun 7, 2012 2:05pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:06 PM
Just admit I finally got ya
Jun 7, 2012 2:06pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:07 PM
FatHobbit;1192072 wrote:LMFAO!

Wow, really?
Jun 7, 2012 2:07pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:10 PM
thavoice;1192084 wrote:Just admit I finally got ya

I'm seriously SMH at the fact that you thought that was clever. I also know for a fact now you've never had a pair of tits w a boob job in your hands while being rode. It's fact or you would have just commented on it, because it's the truth.
Jun 7, 2012 2:10pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:19 PM
Steel Valley Football;1192092 wrote:I'm seriously SMH at the fact that you thought that was clever. I also know for a fact now you've never had a pair of tits w a boob job in your hands while being rode. It's fact or you would have just commented on it, because it's the truth.
Its OK if you wont admit you were owned. Know your type, those who cannot admit any such a thing.

Dont think I have ever railed a chick with fake tits now that ya mention it. I will put that on the bucket list.
Thanks for the suggestion.

..and now that you have wasted a few minutes to let your air pump finish doing its job you can go back to your 'date'.
Jun 7, 2012 2:19pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:25 PM
Steel Valley Football;1192055 wrote:Seriously, fake tits are nasty. Ive dated girls who had them. You can feel the seams of the bags when you're touching them.

Tho, I'm not surprised that most of you are for them because you have never touched a real booby lol. They do look very nice in magazines.

You mean we've never touched a fake one.
Jun 7, 2012 2:25pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:29 PM
Except I wasn't owned. It wasn't that funny and it certainly wasn't true. I give props when people zing me w a good joke, which yours wasn't.

What's funny is that you couldn't add anything to the thread because we were talking about actual breasts and not pictures of them.
Jun 7, 2012 2:29pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:30 PM
Ironman92;1192102 wrote:You mean we've never touched a fake one.
No I meant real. "Fake" is a misnomer.
Jun 7, 2012 2:30pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:33 PM
Steel Valley Football;1192055 wrote:Seriously, fake tits are nasty. Ive dated girls who had them. You can feel the seams of the bags when you're touching them.
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Who the fuck was their doctor, Josef Mengele? A good tit job shouldn't have "seams."
Jun 7, 2012 2:33pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:46 PM
BR1986FB;1192115 wrote:Who the **** was their doctor, Josef Mengele? A good tit job shouldn't have "seams."


Lots most certainly do, on the outsides under the armpit. In fact, most do. I mean touching them, not just looking at them.
Jun 7, 2012 2:46pm
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Jun 7, 2012 2:50 PM
Never saw that.
Jun 7, 2012 2:50pm
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Jun 7, 2012 3:07 PM
BR1986FB;1192128 wrote:Never saw that.

When you get them in your hands and squeeze them, you will. Run your fingers along the outer sides.
Jun 7, 2012 3:07pm
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Jun 7, 2012 4:00 PM
now im aroused, go on
Jun 7, 2012 4:00pm
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Jun 7, 2012 4:45 PM
Steel Valley Football;1192133 wrote:When you get them in your hands and squeeze them, you will. Run your fingers along the outer sides.
Im with br on this one. Dated a girl with fake ones and hers was done in the early 90s. I couldnt feel seams and barely any scaring. Hers wasnt huge and looked pretty natural for her body.
Jun 7, 2012 4:45pm
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Jun 7, 2012 6:59 PM
mcburg93;1192231 wrote:Im with br on this one. Dated a girl with fake ones and hers was done in the early 90s. I couldnt feel seams and barely any scaring. Hers wasnt huge and looked pretty natural for her body.
Not sure why. Maybe you were distracted by her cock and never noticed the seams. ;)
Jun 7, 2012 6:59pm
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Jun 7, 2012 7:12 PM
Steel Valley Football;1192320 wrote:Not sure why. Maybe you were distracted by her cock and never noticed the seams. ;)
Which essentially means I'm full of shit and now I'm back tracking.
Jun 7, 2012 7:12pm
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Jun 7, 2012 7:16 PM
Congratulations and good luck.
Jun 7, 2012 7:16pm
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Jun 7, 2012 7:53 PM
rmolin73;1192333 wrote:Which essentially means I'm full of **** and now I'm back tracking.

I essentially was trying to make a joke. I don't back track. If I say it, I mean it and it's usually correct.

I've played with four pair and they all had detectable seams. How about you?
Jun 7, 2012 7:53pm