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sleeper

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Apr 19, 2012 4:29 PM
We have, what, like 3 girls on this forum? One of them is a lesbo, I'm pretty sure Zam is a Lesbo, and fab4runner doesn't post anymore.

I don't have any brilliant ideas to accomplish this goal, so I'll leave it to someone else to bring in the ladies.

Thoughts?
Apr 19, 2012 4:29pm
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Rotinaj

Senior Member

7,699 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:33 PM
We could start by changing the name of the website to kitchensupplies.com
Apr 19, 2012 4:33pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:35 PM
Rotinaj;1148156 wrote:We could start by changing the name of the website to kitchensupplies.com
This is assuming they have access to a computer in the kitchen. I don't know about you, but i don't want my woman distracted while in the kitchen.
Apr 19, 2012 4:35pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:36 PM
Women, in general, aren't big message board people. Getting more to post here would be great, though.
Apr 19, 2012 4:36pm
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FatHobbit

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8,651 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:47 PM
Stop being chauvinist ass holes? Never gonna happen.
Apr 19, 2012 4:47pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:50 PM
We need to pull our dicks out. That may bring snot back too.
Apr 19, 2012 4:50pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:51 PM
FatHobbit;1148166 wrote:Stop being chauvinist ass holes? Never gonna happen.
Yep, probably.
ernest_t_bass;1148171 wrote:We need to pull our dicks out. That may bring snot back too.
I lol'd.
Apr 19, 2012 4:51pm
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Ytowngirlinfla

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2,295 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:51 PM
sleeper;1148152 wrote:We have, what, like 3 girls on this forum? One of them is a lesbo, I'm pretty sure Zam is a Lesbo, and fab4runner doesn't post anymore.

I don't have any brilliant ideas to accomplish this goal, so I'll leave it to someone else to bring in the ladies.

Thoughts?
Not gay sleeper!
Apr 19, 2012 4:51pm
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FatHobbit

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8,651 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:51 PM
ernest_t_bass;1148171 wrote:We need to pull our dicks out. That may bring snot back too.
Maybe we need to admit that as a group, a bunch of guys who spend all their time on a message board have no idea how to attract women? :cry:
Apr 19, 2012 4:51pm
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Ytowngirlinfla

I wear real chevrons!

2,295 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:52 PM
ernest_t_bass;1148171 wrote:We need to pull our ****s out. That may bring snot back too.
That would scare more people away since we know you are all a bunch of middle aged white men.
Apr 19, 2012 4:52pm
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chicago510

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5,728 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:53 PM
My girlfriend laughs in my face when she sees me posting on here. Anyone else share in this experience?



I of course scold her for leaving the kitchen without asking.
Apr 19, 2012 4:53pm
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Little Danny

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Apr 19, 2012 4:55 PM
chicago510;1148181 wrote:My girlfriend laughs in my face when she sees me posting on here. Anyone else share in this experience?



I of course scold her for leaving the kitchen without asking.
While handing me my sammich, my wife rolls her eyes.
Apr 19, 2012 4:55pm
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sleeper

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27,879 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:56 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;1148175 wrote:Not gay sleeper!
I was talking about LJ.
Apr 19, 2012 4:56pm
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goosebumps

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1,058 posts
Apr 19, 2012 4:59 PM
chicago510;1148181 wrote:My girlfriend laughs in my face when she sees me posting on here. Anyone else share in this experience?



I of course scold her for leaving the kitchen without asking.
Yep my gf always used to give me shit for posting on jjhuddle, then I told her that I was done with the huddle, she was happy so i made sex to her. Then I told her that i was posting on ohiochatter from then on. She asked what ohiochatter was, I said it was a minor league website.


Actually think it was called freehuddle at the time
Apr 19, 2012 4:59pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Apr 19, 2012 5:01 PM
chicago510;1148181 wrote:My girlfriend laughs in my face when she sees me posting on here. Anyone else share in this experience?



I of course scold her for leaving the kitchen without asking.
My wife gives me shit for it but doesn't mind too much since I'm getting paid like a boss.
Apr 19, 2012 5:01pm
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Ytowngirlinfla

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Apr 19, 2012 5:02 PM
justincredible;1148186 wrote:My wife gives me **** for it but doesn't mind too much since I'm getting paid like a boss.
Rollin in that $1 per week. Like a boss!
Apr 19, 2012 5:02pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Apr 19, 2012 5:21 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;1148188 wrote:Rollin in that $1 per week. Like a boss!
Psh. 1 dollar. Per day.
Apr 19, 2012 5:21pm
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hoops23

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15,696 posts
Apr 19, 2012 5:30 PM
justincredible;1148198 wrote:Psh. 1 dollar. Per day.
Baller status
Apr 19, 2012 5:30pm
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hoops23

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15,696 posts
Apr 19, 2012 5:30 PM
Also, Clam Bake.

That is all.
Apr 19, 2012 5:30pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Apr 19, 2012 5:37 PM
Offer alcohol and dancing to awful pop music.
Apr 19, 2012 5:37pm
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Tigerfan00

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3,427 posts
Apr 19, 2012 6:34 PM
Have ccrunner post more pics of his b-hole.
Apr 19, 2012 6:34pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Apr 19, 2012 7:05 PM
I have had three or so sign up.....but none of them stay interested
Apr 19, 2012 7:05pm
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Glory Days

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7,809 posts
Apr 19, 2012 7:19 PM
a quick link to pinterest?
Apr 19, 2012 7:19pm
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SportsAndLady

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35,632 posts
Apr 19, 2012 8:36 PM
FatHobbit;1148166 wrote:Stop being chauvinist ass holes? Never gonna happen.
Idk about the chauvinist part...mainly because I don't know what that means...but being a huge asshole is generally how I pick up chicks.
Apr 19, 2012 8:36pm
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vball10set

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Apr 19, 2012 8:42 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1148157 wrote:This is assuming they have access to a computer in the kitchen. I don't know about you, but i don't want my woman distracted while in the kitchen.
Is this what you call "bringing something to the table"? And for the record, you need to have a girl before you can "want" her to do anything...just sayin' ;)
Apr 19, 2012 8:42pm