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BORIStheCrusher

drunk

1,893 posts
Mar 17, 2012 3:57 AM
If you're anything like me, you'll try anything with a name like Butt Pirate. Butt Pirate, Ass Viking, Booty Conquistador ... I want them all. Unfortunately, only Butt Pirate exists, so I'll just have to make do.

Butt Pirate is an intimate deodorant that keeps your bum smelling bodacious. Use Butt Pirate before you have sex to really wow your partner with the scent and taste of vanilla. You'll have the tastiest hole since the donut with this organic, vegan anal douche
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I'm sure some people here have a dirty hole so this should be handy.

http://www.shopinprivate.com/vanilla-butt-pirate-douche.html
Mar 17, 2012 3:57am
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said_aouita

Banned

8,532 posts
Mar 17, 2012 4:24 AM
My ex said my asshole tastes like fudge. I assume that's a much more enjoyable flavor then vanilla.
Mar 17, 2012 4:24am
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Mar 17, 2012 2:34 PM
The Wife, I mean I, prefer this scent.

Mar 17, 2012 2:34pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Mar 17, 2012 6:46 PM
ccrunner609;1119668 wrote:You should get banned for this

Perhaps if the ass cheeks were spread and the asshole were visible.
Mar 17, 2012 6:46pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Mar 17, 2012 7:08 PM
ccrunner609;1119668 wrote:You should get banned for this

Reps...when I get to a PC.
Mar 17, 2012 7:08pm