Don't Put me in Coach

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OneBuckeye

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Mar 6, 2012 11:23 AM
Comes out today. Who is going to pick it up? I probably will read it in the next month.
Mar 6, 2012 11:23am
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FatHobbit

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Mar 6, 2012 11:24 AM
Probably not unless everyone says it is really good.
Mar 6, 2012 11:24am
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killer_ewok

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Mar 6, 2012 11:30 AM
What/who is it about?
Mar 6, 2012 11:30am
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karen lotz

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Mar 6, 2012 11:32 AM
Mark Titus, Club Tril
Mar 6, 2012 11:32am
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Crimson streak

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Mar 6, 2012 12:02 PM
Lol that was hilarious. He really hates Noah lol
Mar 6, 2012 12:02pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 6, 2012 12:04 PM
Hilarious quote!

"they were led by the greatest women's basketball player of all time in Joakim Noah"
Mar 6, 2012 12:04pm
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FatHobbit

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Mar 6, 2012 12:17 PM
ernest_t_bass;1106911 wrote:Hilarious quote!

"they were led by the greatest women's basketball player of all time in Joakim Noah"
we were stopped short by a team featuring a guy whose ponytail looked like a wad of pubes.
lol
Mar 6, 2012 12:17pm
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Mar 6, 2012 12:18 PM
I didn't think he as a player fully showed the respect he should have for being part of such a great basketball program, but he no doubt is funny. I've read some of his stuff on Grantland and he has a natural knack for comedic writing. He should work for a Late Night team.
Mar 6, 2012 12:18pm
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Tiger2003

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Mar 7, 2012 6:42 PM
Pretty entertaining so far. About 50 pages into it and have had some pretty good laughs.
Mar 7, 2012 6:42pm
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Mar 7, 2012 6:58 PM
After we all congregated at half court and waited for him to share his thoughts on how practice went or whatever else he had on his mind, Coach [Thad] Matta (still mic'd up) stepped into the middle of the group and said with a straight face, "All right, guys, let's go ahead and start our usual post-practice routine. Everyone drop your drawers to your ankles and let's get this circle-jerk going."
Just read the preview posted above and this literally made me LOL.
Mar 7, 2012 6:58pm
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Mar 14, 2012 7:26 AM
Started reading it yesterday. Pretty damn good. Hard to put down.
Mar 14, 2012 7:26am
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Fab1b

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Mar 14, 2012 10:05 AM
I need to read this
Mar 14, 2012 10:05am
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Terry_Tate

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Mar 14, 2012 1:28 PM
Matta seems like a really cool guy based on how Titus tells it. A couple stories had me rolling.
Mar 14, 2012 1:28pm
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sportchampps

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Mar 14, 2012 3:44 PM
Yeah I finished it yesterday. Kinda makes it seem like Matta has no control over his players though
Mar 14, 2012 3:44pm
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Mar 14, 2012 3:53 PM
reclegend22;1106940 wrote:I didn't think he as a player fully showed the respect he should have for being part of such a great basketball program
You're a complete and total phaggot
Mar 14, 2012 3:53pm
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reclegend22

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Mar 14, 2012 8:40 PM
2kool4skool;1116241 wrote:You're a complete and total phaggot
Witty.
Mar 14, 2012 8:40pm
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sportchampps

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Mar 14, 2012 8:44 PM
I bet cc wants Ivan Harris as a room mate
Mar 14, 2012 8:44pm
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Mar 14, 2012 10:50 PM
sportchampps;1116553 wrote:I bet cc wants Ivan Harris as a room mate

Listen here you four-eyed fuck
Mar 14, 2012 10:50pm
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sportchampps

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Mar 15, 2012 10:52 AM
Also I don't want to be in a pillow fiht with butler
Mar 15, 2012 10:52am