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Mar 4, 2012 2:17 PM
Tomorrow my son turns 18. What advice do you wish you had been given, or do you wish you had followed when you were 18 that would have made a difference in your life?

By the way, I am not passing along any advice to him I see posted on this forum.
Mar 4, 2012 2:17pm
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Mar 4, 2012 2:19 PM
Never quit a job without another one.
Mar 4, 2012 2:19pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Mar 4, 2012 2:22 PM
Wrap your shit up when you fuck random BITCHES...nothing worse than either a. thinking you got a girl pregnant or b. thinking you got an std.

Also, don't get a gf going into college, and don't get one your first year or two. Enjoy it.
Mar 4, 2012 2:22pm
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Mar 4, 2012 2:27 PM
Dont talk to gym teachers who wear visors.
Mar 4, 2012 2:27pm
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Mar 4, 2012 2:33 PM
Don't base what you do on what people will think of you. Do what you know is right.
Mar 4, 2012 2:33pm
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ytownfootball

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Mar 4, 2012 2:37 PM
Hopefully he learns that his old man isn't the stupidest man on the planet before the shit hits the fan.
Mar 4, 2012 2:37pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:04 PM
condoms are for queers
Mar 4, 2012 3:04pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:07 PM
derek bomar;1104448 wrote:condoms are for queers
And people who've had kids and dont want another one.
Mar 4, 2012 3:07pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:08 PM
Be smart. If you can't be smart, be safe. I you can't be safe, name him after me.

Greatest advice my dad ever gave lol
Mar 4, 2012 3:08pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:13 PM
gerb131;1104452 wrote:And people who've had kids and dont want another one.
the pill
Mar 4, 2012 3:13pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:13 PM
Laley23;1104454 wrote:Be smart. If you can't be smart, be safe. I you can't be safe, name him after me.

Greatest advice my dad ever gave lol

Lol!
Mar 4, 2012 3:13pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:15 PM
derek bomar;1104460 wrote:the pill
She got pregnant while on the pill. Just glad my kid didnt come out fucked up.
Mar 4, 2012 3:15pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:29 PM
It isn't WHAT you know.....it is WHO you know
Mar 4, 2012 3:29pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:39 PM
Get a college education with a masters degree and please don't let it be in the education field.
Mar 4, 2012 3:39pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:40 PM
THE4RINGZ;1104413 wrote:Tomorrow my son turns 18. What advice do you wish you had been given, or do you wish you had followed when you were 18 that would have made a difference in your life?

By the way, I am not passing along any advice to him I see posted on this forum.
Most people on here are in Jr High.
Hope this helps.
Mar 4, 2012 3:40pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:49 PM
gerb131;1104464 wrote:She got pregnant while on the pill. Just glad my kid didnt come out fucked up.
she wasn't taking it then. she lied to you. you impregnated a liar.
Mar 4, 2012 3:49pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:49 PM
Skyhook79;1104495 wrote:Most people on here are in Jr High.
Hope this helps.
you have admitted you are over 40 years old


fucking creep

LOL
Mar 4, 2012 3:49pm
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Mar 4, 2012 3:53 PM
DeyDurkie5;1104503 wrote:you have admitted you are over 40 years old


fucking creep

LOL
Which is why I said most. I knew it would go over your head.
Mar 4, 2012 3:53pm
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Mar 4, 2012 4:14 PM
Skyhook79;1104511 wrote:Which is why I said most. I knew it would go over your head.
so, as a 40 year old, you frequent a site where most of the members are in jr high?

LOL not surprised that went over your head
Mar 4, 2012 4:14pm
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Mar 4, 2012 4:26 PM
Fatties are great for slump busters.... Just are sure there are no witnesses.....
Mar 4, 2012 4:26pm
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Mar 4, 2012 4:39 PM
DeyDurkie5;1104540 wrote:so, as a 40 year old, you frequent a site where most of the members are in jr high?

LOL not surprised that went over your head
I converse with the adults the Jr High kids hijack the threads. Not surprised you are not comprehending being as you are one of them.
Mar 4, 2012 4:39pm
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Mar 4, 2012 5:40 PM
One word..."plastics".
Mar 4, 2012 5:40pm
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Mar 4, 2012 5:48 PM
derek bomar;1104502 wrote:she wasn't taking it then. she lied to you. you impregnated a liar.
Yea I'm sure she wanted to have a kid in the middle of nursing school. Who wouldnt?
Mar 4, 2012 5:48pm
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Mar 4, 2012 9:09 PM
1... Attack Life with all you have got!
2... Find out what you are passionate about and then try to be as good as you can at said occupation.
3... Do not be afraid of taking chances that your friends and family would deem things that they do not approve (as long as it is legal)
4... Do not be afraid to change careers as your passion changes in life.
5... Get out of your neighborhood, travel, experience life, and make decisions on your own
6... Keep it in your trousers, unless you are willing to bring her home :)
7... Most important--- Do not be afraid to fail!
Mar 4, 2012 9:09pm