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SnotBubbles

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Feb 17, 2012 11:45 AM
My wife and her girlfriends are having an "adult slumber party" tonight. They read about it in some magazine.

They say they are going watch horror films, play Just Dance and eat junk food.

A couple of questions.

1) What can I expect? (aside from HPV and/or syphilis)
2) Is this normal? The girls range in age from about 27-38.
3) I have to broadcast a basketball game on the radio tonight, so her sister is coming over to babysit until I get home. Should I, as a preempted strike to my wife taking dick all night, try and bang my sister-in-law?
3a.) If yes to #3, how should I got about this?

Thanks in advance, Chatter friends!
Feb 17, 2012 11:45am
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bases_loaded

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Feb 17, 2012 11:48 AM
I recently dealt with this by moving my PS3 out of my man cave(so they could play Wii games) and into the living room.

Hope this helps
Feb 17, 2012 11:48am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Feb 17, 2012 11:50 AM
Set up cameras in case in turns into a lesbian orgy.
Feb 17, 2012 11:50am
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rmolin73

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Feb 17, 2012 11:57 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1088772 wrote:Set up cameras in case in turns into a lesbian orgy.
This
Feb 17, 2012 11:57am
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Glory Days

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Feb 17, 2012 11:58 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1088772 wrote:Set up cameras in case in turns into a lesbian orgy.
this. also leave some porn out so they "accidentally" find it hoping that it sparks their interest.
Feb 17, 2012 11:58am
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SnotBubbles

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Feb 17, 2012 11:58 AM
I guess I should clarify. The slumber party (AKA orgy with black guys) is NOT at my house.
Feb 17, 2012 11:58am
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Feb 17, 2012 11:58 AM
SnotBubbles;1088768 wrote:My wife and her girlfriends are having an "adult slumber party" tonight. They read about it in some magazine.

They say they are going watch horror films, play Just Dance and eat junk food.

A couple of questions.

1) What can I expect? (aside from HPV and/or syphilis)
2) Is this normal? The girls range in age from about 27-38.
3) I have to broadcast a basketball game on the radio tonight, so her sister is coming over to babysit until I get home. Should I, as a preempted strike to my wife taking **** all night, try and bang my sister-in-law?
3a.) If yes to #3, how should I got about this?

Thanks in advance, Chatter friends!
Why would you have gotten married with out banging her sister first?(and her mother and a couple of her cousins)

It sounds like you bought the car (family) and never took it for a proper test drive.
Feb 17, 2012 11:58am
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rmolin73

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Feb 17, 2012 12:02 PM
SnotBubbles;1088793 wrote:I guess I should clarify. The slumber party (AKA orgy with black guys) is NOT at my house.
You should always recommend that it is at your house man!
Feb 17, 2012 12:02pm
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Feb 17, 2012 12:08 PM
ccrunner609;1088803 wrote:If this was at my house I would walk around naked for awhile
so everybody could see the one inch warrior:thumbup:
Feb 17, 2012 12:08pm
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mcburg93

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Feb 17, 2012 12:09 PM
This is a sign that youre not satisfying her enough. This dont mean its over yet just the first signs. I wouldnt be going all crazy right now due to the kids but she prolly sent her sister to try and ease the pain. That is her way of saying sorry its almost over. Sorry i had to break this to you like this I know its gonna be rough for a few weeks. Make sure you do every bad thing to her sister you can cause thats gonna be your only way at getting back at her. Also you might want to get tested i heard your wife was hanging with some wrestler after a show a while back. I hope this helps.
Feb 17, 2012 12:09pm
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se-alum

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Feb 17, 2012 12:13 PM
I'd say this a better alternative than her going to the club with all her friends.
Feb 17, 2012 12:13pm
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bases_loaded

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Feb 17, 2012 12:17 PM
The last time this happened she gave me a thing she called a hall pass and the smoking hot blonde Australian girl at the local coffee shop ended up naked in my rich friends bedroom with me.

Good luck
Feb 17, 2012 12:17pm
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thavoice

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Feb 17, 2012 12:20 PM
You do know that this is the same idea ya probably used as a kid or in HS, I know we did.

Everyone tells their parents, or in this case, their spouses, that the get together is at "someone else's house" and then they go out and stay out all night doing everything and anything...
Feb 17, 2012 12:20pm
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Feb 17, 2012 12:38 PM
ccrunner609;1088803 wrote:If this was at my house I would walk around naked for awhile
...he's talking about a women's slumber party, NOT the NAMBLA monthly meeting!
Feb 17, 2012 12:38pm
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Feb 17, 2012 1:14 PM
Feb 17, 2012 1:14pm
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Feb 17, 2012 1:18 PM
gut;1088881 wrote:
This is a deal breaker for me. I can't stand women that drink cofee.
Feb 17, 2012 1:18pm
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SnotBubbles

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Feb 17, 2012 1:20 PM
^^^
Ha! I don't think any of them are THAT good looking. Although one of them IS a former stripper. And one of the good looking ones.
Feb 17, 2012 1:20pm
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Feb 17, 2012 1:20 PM
ccrunner609;1088803 wrote:If this was at my house I would walk around naked for awhile
if this were at your house it wouldn't involve females or anyone over the age of 18.
Feb 17, 2012 1:20pm
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Al Bundy

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Feb 17, 2012 1:21 PM
It is impossible to answer these questions without pics of the wife, her friends, and sister-in-law.
Feb 17, 2012 1:21pm
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SnotBubbles

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Feb 17, 2012 1:44 PM
Al Bundy;1088891 wrote:It is impossible to answer these questions without pics of the wife, her friends, and sister-in-law.
Feb 17, 2012 1:44pm
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password

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Feb 17, 2012 2:20 PM
You don't honestly believe she is going to be staying with her girlfriends.... She is just using her girlfriends house to satisfy her desire to be gangbanged. I will bet the girlfriend will be out of town tonight and your wife probably posted an ad on criagslist looking a BBC to service.

Feb 17, 2012 2:20pm
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Feb 17, 2012 5:52 PM
^^^^Haha reps
Feb 17, 2012 5:52pm
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dwccrew

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Feb 17, 2012 7:05 PM
ccrunner609;1088803 wrote:If this was at my house I would walk around naked for awhile
He said it was adult women, not 12 year old boys. Sorry for the confusion.
Feb 17, 2012 7:05pm
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Feb 17, 2012 7:06 PM
SnotBubbles;1088768 wrote:My wife and her girlfriends are having an "adult slumber party" tonight. They read about it in some magazine.

They say they are going watch horror films, play Just Dance and eat junk food.

A couple of questions.

1) What can I expect? (aside from HPV and/or syphilis)
2) Is this normal? The girls range in age from about 27-38.
3) I have to broadcast a basketball game on the radio tonight, so her sister is coming over to babysit until I get home. Should I, as a preempted strike to my wife taking **** all night, try and bang my sister-in-law?
3a.) If yes to #3, how should I got about this?

Thanks in advance, Chatter friends!
Not good man. She is out with some dude. She sent her sister over to keep an eye on you and see if you get suspicious or if you will leave to go over and see what's up. She is polishing some pole as we speak. I know this for fact because I just looked down at the top of her head.
Feb 17, 2012 7:06pm
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Feb 17, 2012 7:09 PM
thavoice;1088821 wrote:You do know that this is the same idea ya probably used as a kid or in HS, I know we did.

Everyone tells their parents, or in this case, their spouses, that the get together is at "someone else's house" and then they go out and stay out all night doing everything and anything...
Well, there you have it. The poster with the most experience of being fucked over by his wife has spoken.
Feb 17, 2012 7:09pm