Adult Slumber Party

Home Archive Serious Business Adult Slumber Party
Mr. 300's avatar

Mr. 300

Senior Member

3,090 posts
Feb 18, 2012 8:26 AM
Lulz at Snotz. Bunch of dogs gettin' together to smell each other's asses....wow, that's worth a thread.
Feb 18, 2012 8:26am
Ytowngirlinfla's avatar

Ytowngirlinfla

I wear real chevrons!

2,295 posts
Feb 18, 2012 10:23 AM
Oh there is going to be tons of lesbian action going on. If it is truly a slumber party. haha.
Feb 18, 2012 10:23am
V

vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Feb 18, 2012 10:31 AM
Ytowngirlinfla;1089465 wrote:Oh there is going to be tons of lesbian action going on. If it is truly a slumber party. haha.
spoken from experience? :)
Feb 18, 2012 10:31am
Devils Advocate's avatar

Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Feb 18, 2012 10:34 AM
Ytowngirlinfla;1089465 wrote:Oh there is going to be tons of lesbian action going on.

How many do you think? 3 or 4???


Feb 18, 2012 10:34am
Ytowngirlinfla's avatar

Ytowngirlinfla

I wear real chevrons!

2,295 posts
Feb 18, 2012 11:03 AM
vball10set;1089470 wrote:spoken from experience? :)
Women are horny and most men don't satisfy ;)
Feb 18, 2012 11:03am
Skyhook79's avatar

Skyhook79

Senior Member

5,739 posts
Feb 18, 2012 11:12 AM
Ytowngirlinfla;1089482 wrote:Women are horny and most men don't satisfy ;)
Is it really necessary to bring ccrunner into this?
Feb 18, 2012 11:12am
Ytowngirlinfla's avatar

Ytowngirlinfla

I wear real chevrons!

2,295 posts
Feb 18, 2012 11:16 AM
Skyhook79;1089487 wrote:Is it really necessary to bring ccrunner into this?
haha or 90% of the OC?
Feb 18, 2012 11:16am
Skyhook79's avatar

Skyhook79

Senior Member

5,739 posts
Feb 18, 2012 11:19 AM
Ytowngirlinfla;1089490 wrote:haha or 90% of the OC?
99%
Feb 18, 2012 11:19am
justincredible's avatar

justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Feb 18, 2012 12:14 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;1089490 wrote:haha or 90% of the OC?
You've had sex with 90% of the OC?!?
Skyhook79;1089492 wrote:99%
YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH 99% OF THE OC?!?!?!?!
Feb 18, 2012 12:14pm
dwccrew's avatar

dwccrew

Not Banned

7,817 posts
Feb 18, 2012 12:28 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;1089490 wrote:haha or 90% of the OC?
justincredible;1089511 wrote:You've had sex with 90% of the OC?!?



YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH 99% OF THE OC?!?!?!?!
I am the 1%. Boom!
Feb 18, 2012 12:28pm
S

sportchampps

Senior Member

7,361 posts
Feb 18, 2012 12:30 PM
Pillow fight
Feb 18, 2012 12:30pm
Skyhook79's avatar

Skyhook79

Senior Member

5,739 posts
Feb 18, 2012 12:31 PM
justincredible;1089511 wrote:You've had sex with 90% of the OC?!?



YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH 99% OF THE OC?!?!?!?!
Pretty obvious I am the 1%.:rolleyes:
Feb 18, 2012 12:31pm
Glory Days's avatar

Glory Days

Senior Member

7,809 posts
Feb 18, 2012 1:15 PM
my penis is bigger than 99% of the OC's.
Feb 18, 2012 1:15pm
password's avatar

password

Senior Member

2,360 posts
Feb 18, 2012 1:26 PM
Glory Days;1089542 wrote:my penis is bigger than 99% of the OC's.
You must be the retarded cousin.
Feb 18, 2012 1:26pm
hasbeen's avatar

hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Feb 18, 2012 2:27 PM
This thread delivers.
Feb 18, 2012 2:27pm
V

vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Feb 18, 2012 2:45 PM
sportchampps;1089518 wrote:Pillow biter
Again, why must we continue to bring ccrunner into this?
Feb 18, 2012 2:45pm
B

bigkahuna

Senior Member

4,454 posts
Feb 18, 2012 3:47 PM
SnotBubbles;1088768 wrote:My wife and her girlfriends are having an "adult slumber party" tonight. They read about it in some magazine.

They say they are going watch horror films, play Just Dance and eat junk food.

A couple of questions.

1) What can I expect? (aside from HPV and/or syphilis)
2) Is this normal? The girls range in age from about 27-38.
3) I have to broadcast a basketball game on the radio tonight, so her sister is coming over to babysit until I get home. Should I, as a preempted strike to my wife taking **** all night, try and bang my sister-in-law?
3a.) If yes to #3, how should I got about this?

Thanks in advance, Chatter friends!
I can't believe none of you addressed this question...

The obvious answer is PIIHB. Then go to your wife's friends house (where this is supposedly happening) and upper deck every toilet in that bitch; then PIIEB (Put it in everyone's butt). After you're done, go home.
Feb 18, 2012 3:47pm
Glory Days's avatar

Glory Days

Senior Member

7,809 posts
Feb 18, 2012 8:16 PM
password;1089551 wrote:You must be the retarded cousin.
sounds like 100% of the OC...
Feb 18, 2012 8:16pm
justincredible's avatar

justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Feb 18, 2012 9:07 PM
Glory Days;1089701 wrote:sounds like 100% of the OC...
We all have horse dongs?
Feb 18, 2012 9:07pm
THE4RINGZ's avatar

THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Feb 18, 2012 9:16 PM
justincredible;1089719 wrote:We all have horse dongs?

I do
Feb 18, 2012 9:16pm
B

bigkahuna

Senior Member

4,454 posts
Feb 18, 2012 9:36 PM
justincredible;1089719 wrote:We all have horse dongs?
We All...

Run 4.2 40s
42" Vertical
Make $100,000+/ year
Got perfect scored on the ACT/SAT
Have GFs/Wives that are hotter than Kate Upton or any other hot chick

Didn't you know how perfect we all were?
Feb 18, 2012 9:36pm
power i's avatar

power i

Senior Member

1,296 posts
Feb 18, 2012 9:41 PM
I don't know any women who do this. She's not where she says she is. You could probably bust her out big time.
Feb 18, 2012 9:41pm
O

oletiger

Senior Member

166 posts
Feb 18, 2012 9:55 PM
^^^^^ that just is wrong
Feb 18, 2012 9:55pm
password's avatar

password

Senior Member

2,360 posts
Feb 18, 2012 10:02 PM
power i;1089745 wrote:I don't know any women who do this. She's not where she says she is. You could probably bust her out big time.
I am pretty sure that the three guys she spent the night with took care of that.
Feb 18, 2012 10:02pm
rmolin73's avatar

rmolin73

Senior Member

4,278 posts
Feb 18, 2012 11:07 PM
Password you're on a roll. Reps
Feb 18, 2012 11:07pm